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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Olympics, The - TV Shows
I remember the Sydney olympics being too short, and it was on in September and October! I know the Southern Hemisphere was starting to get their Spring and Summer, but it felt inconvenient for us American viewers! I am looking forward to Vancouver and London; not looking forward to Rio too much (I wanted Chicago to win, but oh well, Vancouver's pretty close). -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:29 pm

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
The Weather Channel boned the fish when they went down the "TV show" path circa 2000. Their early shows were "Atmospheres" and "Storm Stories". As time went on, it got worse and worse; more episodes and newer shows were showing up, and less emphasis was being placed on the weather! Around 2007 or so, Landmark (the old parent company) wanted to sell off TWC to NBC Universal probably because "it became too political", always talking about global warming, etc. I even remember on the old Scottish Site that "TWC was going to [go back to normal]!" I was excited at first, but was then none too excited a few months later! The Weather Channel is now "The News Channel"!!!!! Most of their stories are like watching the regular news, there are forecasts for all events (including Michael Jackson's memorial in LA!), and even a documentary on Death Valley had a "scary" content warning! What the heck! When Al Roker came to "The News Channel", he went from being the best meteorologist on TV to the worst meteorologist on TV!!!!! And thank goodness I haven't witnessed the movies being played on "The News and Movie Channel"!!!!! The only weather-related thing from NBC Uni now worth watching is KXAS 5-2, my over-the-air radar channel! That, and weather and traffic on 5-1. (Those youngens who live in the KXAS viewing area will probably know what I mean!!!!!) Anyways, I don't care for "The News and Movie Channel" anymore! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:25 pm

IMDB - Websites
I agree with the posts reason. Sure, I like IMDB because this is my primary resource for movie information, but I used to remember back in '05 or '06, every "Bottom 100" movie had a "500 Things To Do While Watching ('Manos', for example)" with silly and unlikely stunts and "Click here if you liked this movie!" (e.g. a "Baby Geniuses" movie) followed by a threat or a silly phrase. I was laughing so hard just like on The Scottish Site! All of that information disappeared within a year! I never wanted to post on IMDB again! I still use the site for my serious reason: to look up movie and TV stats! (BTW, I HONESTLY like watching good movies, like on the "Top 250".) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:10 pm

Orbitz.com - Websites
Orbitz.com, in addition to travel planning, also has some really cool online games! I like billiards and "O-Fling-O"! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:04 pm

VH1 - Random Topics
http://www.petitiononline.com/kidsafe/petition.html Hey, check out signature #6978 on this petition asking to clean up in-flight movies. She has a point - the stuff shown on VH1 really is "lurid" and "obscene"! 99.9% of the stuff on this station appears to be reality (most of which everyone will forget in half the time) - and nothing else! Thank goodness everyone (like me) has the option to cancel their cable and go ANTENNA!!!!! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 14, 2009, 7:00 pm

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
18 Kids. AND COUNTING? Number 19 on the way?! Good God, the woman must be a masochist for labor pains or something! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 3:28 pm

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
Doesn't anyone realize that without this show, we the taxpayers would probably be supporting them? This is the case with most big families. It is asinine to have that many kids in this day and age. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 14, 2009, 3:07 pm

Degrassi: The Next Generation - TV Shows
I really liked Rick, actually, and I didn't like the whole way that was handled. It had a bad message attached to it. Not that Rick was a totally good person, but he wasn't a stereotype and his character had layers. That being said, I stopped watching after season 7 was over. The plots are just rehashes of old plots from before season 8 and none of the original, more compelling characters are there except Spinner, who got turned into a total joke. I can't empathize with any of the characters. It's just stupid nowadays. -- Submitted By: (Kaybelf) on November 14, 2009, 2:57 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
My job is near Forks, Washington. The people in my office often have to deal with Twitards looking for directions to places that the author just made up. I agree; somebody should make a parody where VanHelsing kills these emo vampires. Maybe those _____ Movie guys could do it. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 14, 2009, 2:57 pm

Global cooling - Random Topics
The Snow we had in Pennsylvania in October, 2009 and the incredibly cool summers and brutally cold winters we have been having with the heating bills to go along with them have started me believing in this global cooling. Literally- 20 thousand homes in central PA were without power as 7 inches of snow tore green trees down upon the power lines with the weight of their leaves with snow on them- IN OCTOBER. Global warming indeed. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 14, 2009, 2:18 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
Barlow, hell -- IMO what the "Twi-verse" needs is a visit from Van Helsing, Blade, or even Buffy. "Sucked from the start" is my vote for Twilight, but it's as much because of the obsessed and irrational fanbase as it is because of the movie's shortcomings. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on November 14, 2009, 2:07 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
All I have to say to anyone who thinks this is a myth is have you been in a cave for the last decade with no access to the outside? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 14, 2009, 2:04 pm

Global cooling - Random Topics
Who thinks this is actually occurring? We have had record warmth all over the nation for a long time. Anyone who thinks this is true and global warming is a myth has obviously never been outside in the last decade. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 14, 2009, 2:03 pm

Seaquest DSV - TV Shows
Boned the fish after the first season. You can tell they were trying to dumb down the show based on the ending credits. In the first season, the ending credits discussed marine and other technology. In the second season, the ending credits showed cute marine animals, to appeal to kids. The third season with Michael Ironside was better than the second, but by that time the damage was done. -- Submitted By: (Dennis) on November 14, 2009, 1:51 pm

Colbert Report, The - TV Shows
I am surprised any conservatives are able to figure out that this show is real seeing how that demographic is prone to being overloaded with morons easily convinced of anything. -- Submitted By: (seriously) on November 14, 2009, 1:26 pm

Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez - Celebrities
The "Chokes in the Clutch" reason is now null and void after A-Rod's 2009 playoff production. You can call him......MR. NOVEMBER. The New York Yankees are back on top, baby! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 14, 2009, 1:09 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
I repeat- Where is the head Vampire from "Salem's Lot" when you need him? This Twilight just sounds more and more silly all the time! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 14, 2009, 11:56 am

Rats - Random Topics
I think it's not so much that rats are being singled out for spreading disease. All creatures that spread disease are reviled (mosquitoes, flies, fleas, ticks, cockroaches, etc.), even if they're people. There's a stigma against people with HIV or AIDS, and in the middle ages, there was a stigma against people with Leprosy. It's not because people are mean, but because they are afraid of contracting their diseases. But rats also make good pets. Someone I know once had pet rats, and they're not only easy to take care of but very friendly. No hantaviruses or bubonic plague in them. The rat's reputation is not damaged beyond repair, though. The Secret of NIMH had rats as good guys (but only one as a bad guy). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 9:27 am

Twilight - Movie Series
Wait, wait, wait. Vampires shining in the sun? Vampires DIE from sunlight! Anyone even a little bit familiar with vampires knows that! Twilight's "vampires" (I'm going to use quotation marks when I refer to vampires in Twilight from now on) are also impervious to garlic and crucifixes. It's clear that the writer of this series, Stephanie Meyer, knew nothing about vampires except apparently for their diet of blood. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2009, 9:08 am

Twilight - Movie Series
But in all seriousness... I think my wife is the only woman I know that isn't in love with this garbage. And that's exactly what it is... GARBAGE!!!!!!!! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on November 14, 2009, 2:46 am

Twilight - Movie Series
Edward: You don't want to see me in the sun... Bella: Oh, but I do. Edward: But, I'm soooooooo shiny! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on November 14, 2009, 2:45 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
SHAMON! HEE HEE! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on November 14, 2009, 2:32 am

Nine Inch Nails - Music Groups
Who's Johnny Cash? Lulz. -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on November 14, 2009, 2:31 am

Metalocalypse - TV Shows
Hey Chubby... even if you can't watch the show (it's not for everyone), you should check out the new album. It's fucking brutal! -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on November 14, 2009, 2:30 am

Rats - Random Topics
The moronic Pope Gregory IX declared cats to be the Devil's Familiars and ordered that all cats be killed. With few cats, the rat population soared. Also people at that time were not bathing because of superstition and thus more fleas. The Plague was Darwinism in action, if you ask me. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 14, 2009, 1:31 am

MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) - TV Shows
The show boned for the start for idiotic dubbing and taking Tawsha's Castle out of context. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on November 13, 2009, 11:08 pm

Sanford and Son - TV Shows
The problem with Sanford and Son was after four season the show became the same comic shtick different day. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on November 13, 2009, 10:58 pm

Exosquad - TV Shows
One of the best sci-fi cartoons ever ... and pre-CGI, at that. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 10:07 pm

Cavemen - TV Shows
I understand that the somewhat bold themes of the insurance commercials were toned down by ABC -- i.e. the themes of racial discrimination were eliminated, and ... uh ... I guess that was enough to kill the entire schtick! -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:57 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
Show synopsis: "Oh my God" (repeat 30 times). The end. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:42 pm

New Lassie, The - TV Shows
It was good, but all the actors mumbled their lines! -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:31 pm

30 Rock - TV Shows
Is it just me, or is each episode a 30-minute inside joke? -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 9:17 pm

X-Men: The Animated Series (1992-1997) - TV Shows
Gambit: [in Space Shuttle] "I've never been in outer space before." *sigh* -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:55 pm

Sledge Hammer! - TV Shows
This show was sarcastic from the beginning and got better and better and better each passing episode -- a rare feat. It even intentionally boned the fish with a nuclear explosion at the end of the next-to-last season ... with the final season taking place "five years before that nuclear explosion. Thank you." -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:39 pm

Saint, The - TV Shows
Truly one of the classics of the TV spy genre! -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:32 pm

Three's a Crowd (sitcom) - TV Shows
Yeah, uh ... it contradicts the theme of the show it spun-off from ("Three's Company") and it just didn't work. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:29 pm

Incredible Hulk, The - TV Shows
I adore this show. I really do. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling whenever it comes on. I cheer when the Hulk knocks the buhjeezus out of some random thug, and whenever David Banner starts becoming the Hulk, I can't help but say "Oh crap, you've done made him mad!" or something equally sophmoric. But it needs to be said that the show comes from an era of TV that cherished the power of the gimmick -- and David Banner was the ultimate temp worker for that reason, which made for all kinds of Jump-the-Shark (er ... Bone-the-Fish) moments, especially toward the end. -- Submitted By: (creton4) on November 13, 2009, 8:25 pm

Good Times - TV Shows
I loved it! I loved JJ's lines like dynomyte! But @ the same time some of the writing was kinda degrading towards black people... -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 13, 2009, 6:46 pm

Apprentice, The - TV Shows
So annoying. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 13, 2009, 6:25 pm

Major League - Movie Series
The first one was a good standalone film. It was not worthy of a sequel. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on November 13, 2009, 6:22 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
The worst, most infuriating and frustrating thing about the TV Guide replacement is that in place of the wonderfully interactive JTS site, it wasn't possible to even send a message to those snobs who ran the site to ask where the old site went. It just seemed like complete cowardice, as if they knew they'd get a hostile reaction and didn't care one bit, and so closed the door on and dismissed anyone who wanted their say on the matter. It disgusts me to be honest. -- Submitted By: (Tanlee) on November 13, 2009, 5:54 pm

Rats - Random Topics
It wasen't just rats that the fleas lived on, it was any number of mammals. That rats were so common at time was why people blamed the rats. There all sorts of other factors that spread the plague. As another example, think of how many diseases we can get from farm animals or from other wild animals that we're more likely to encounter such as raccoons, foxes or skunks and yes from each other. Basically, any other person or species that we associate as being around people as much as or more often then being in the wild away from people. I'm not saying rats are all innocent and such. I'm just saying that they have an unfair reputation. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Pizza Hut is franchisee-controlled to a greater extent than the other big pizza chains. I've been to Pizza Huts that rival any locally-owned pizzeria, and I've been to Pizza Huts that serve up cardboard with ketchup and cheese on it. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 13, 2009, 11:37 am

House Hunters - TV Shows
I've managed just fine without a plasma tv, granite countertops and double bathroom sinks but one would think these were as vital as air to some of these homeowners. To me an out-of-date kitchen would one that only had a woodburning stove and a hand pumped sink yet some folks react as though if the appliances are more than a year old, they might as well be the Flintstones' kitchen! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 13, 2009, 7:13 am

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
There is nothing in television past, present or future that is funnier than the "Went With the Wind" sketch! Her coming down the stairs with the curtain rod across her shoulders is legendary! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 13, 2009, 6:55 am

New Leave It To Beaver, The - TV Shows
LAME! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 13, 2009, 12:55 am

Spyro the Dragon (video game series) - Random Topics
Personally, I think the games boned the fish after the original trilogy. The first 3 games were lighthearted and fun; playing them did not require the thought and understanding of the others. Afterwards, the series got edgier, and therefore was not as fun. Now, I will admit that I prefer kiddie games over more mature ones, so your mileage may vary here, but as well it should be noted that too many sequels can ruin anything; even a series as brilliant as Spyro. -- Submitted By: (Puggy) on November 12, 2009, 10:32 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Why, Tv Guide, why?! I no longer love you; you lost the charm that you had back when Frank Costanza collected all your copies. Well, now you are dead to me! Banished! In an icy grave! Do ya hear that? Such blasphemy it is ruining one of my favorite sites! Some of the best times of my teenage years, swept away! And alas, I have nothing to remember them by, as it is near impossible to retrieve the old footage, filled with my sometimes snarky, sometimes saccharine musings. The tables shall turn on you, TvG, as your printed edition is slowly (but surely) fading away into the mists of time! Karma is a bad thing, my friend! -- Submitted By: (Puggy) on November 12, 2009, 10:25 pm

House Hunters - TV Shows
ZOIKS, sorry 'bout the multi- entries there! -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 12, 2009, 6:43 pm

Global cooling - Random Topics
Global cooling. Global warming. So which one's real and which one's B.S.? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 12, 2009, 6:40 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
The prequels had so many weaknesses. The first one I remember being really suspenseful and action driven and impressive on a big screen, but it was let down by the daft comedy of Jar Jar Binks and how annoying young Anakin was. Attack of the Clones was something of a drawn out mish-mash collection of sub-plots that mostly go nowhere, and Anakin was just as annoying, although the scene in the gladiator pit with the savage giant cats was really good. Revenge of the Sith I think was the best of the three of course, very effective and really got under my skin, and even featured a good performance from Hayden as Anakin, and Emperor Palpatine really stole the film for me, but even then the dialogue had its shaky, clunky and irksome moments. It's strange because I don't actively hate the prequels but I don't think they did the film series any favours and I don't really count them. My personal canon is simply the first three films making up the trilogy. The prequels just don't have that something that made the original three Star Wars films what they were. They don't have the magic, the organic humanness, the believability, or even the sense of a just cause, hence they don't feel like real Star Wars to me. Some people lump Return of the Jedi with the prequels as being just as bad, but I completely disagree. Return of the Jedi had the old likeable gang, rather than the new unlikeable characters, it moved the overall story forwards rather than backwards. its certainly the reason why I'd take Superman 4 over Superman Returns). Besides it still had the old school feel- no CGI, a very Earthy feel, done with the old spirited frivolity and elan as opposed to the politicking po-facedness of the prequels except when Jar Jar Binks is on screen and turns it into a kid's slapstick film- as if the makers can now only do comedy if its really overt and patronising, or can only do rogueness in the characters if its really adolescent and obnoxious. -- Submitted By: (Tanlee) on November 12, 2009, 6:33 pm

House Hunters - TV Shows
It's bad enough that this show always manages to find its way onto TV every single time I'm stuck visiting the in-laws. What takes the cake is how the haughtiness seemingly oozes from every pore of each prospective homebuyer, as if to say "Ah yes, looky looky at the kind of digs I can afford, ha HAAAA!" Each episode I have been force-fed is chock-full of "vomit in your mouth" moments such as one homebuyer entering the kitchen of a $1.6mil home with granite countertops and recessed lighting and sneering "oh THIS needs more updating," the couple who whine how "the theater room IS rather small," and the well-into-their-middle-aged couple, upon being told a $2.3mil home has three bedrooms, barking "WE'RE used to having something with FIVE bedrooms!" OMG, how will that couple EVER survive with only TWO more bedrooms than they would presumably use on a nightly basis? I guess the hired help would have to bunk up four to an extra bedroom rather than two. Sheesh! How the average Joe Schmoe TV viewer could possibly connect with anything about this barf-fest is perplexing to me. There is rarely anything endearing about the hoity-toity homebuyers, the realtors are your typical "phony as a $3 bill" lot, and the properties are opulent. There was one episode of a couple looking into homes in the mid to upper $200k range, but even THOSE were McMansions relative to their location. And I love the end of every episode when each property is reviewed, numbered 1 through 3 with a brief description of its biggest selling point, followed by the homebuyers stating "we chose" with a dramatic pause inserted before they reveal their choice. Where is the suspense when #1 is oceanfront property, #2 is on a private island, and #3 has indoor/outdoor Olympic-sized pools? UGH, kiss my grits, people! I know it wouldn't make for good TV, but I feel people could better relate to this show if it were a LITTLE more representative of the common man. From time to time, I would like to see them mix in something similar to what I had to choose from in my price range. My criteria are 3 bedrooms, a garage and a basement. Yeah I know, I'm SO persnickety! #1 is crime-ridden neighborhood, #2 is big-time fixer-upper, and #3 is LONG commute. We chose (insert dramatic pause) HA, you're just gonna have to wait for MY episode to air! ;-) -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 13, 2009, 1:10 pm

House Hunters - TV Shows
It's bad enough that this show always manages to find its way onto a TV every single time I get stuck visiting the in-laws. What takes the cake is how the haughtiness seemingly oozes from every pore of each prospective homebuyer on this show, as if to say "Ah yes, looky looky at the kind of digs I can afford, ha HAAAAA!" Each episode that I have been force-fed is chock-full of "vomit in your mouth" moments such as one homebuyer entering the kitchen of a $1.6mil home with granite countertops and recessed lighting and sneers "oh, THIS needs more updating," the couple who whine how "the theater room IS rather small," and the well-into-their-middle-aged couple, upon being told a $2.3mil home has three bedrooms, barks out "WE'RE used to having something with FIVE bedrooms!" OMG, how would that couple EVER survive with only TWO more bedrooms than they would presumably use on a nightly basis? I guess the hired help would have to bunk up four to an extra bedroom rather than two. Sheesh! How the average Joe Schmoe TV viewer could possibly connect with anything about this barf-fest is perplexing to me. There is rarely anything endearing about the hoity-toity homebuyers, the realtors are your typical "phony as a $3 bill" lot, and the properties are opulent. There was one episode of a couple seeking houses in the mid to upper $200K range, but even THOSE were McMansions relative to their location. And I love the end of every episode when each property is reviewed, numbered 1 through 3 with a brief description of its biggest selling point, followed by the homebuyers stating "we chose" with a dramatic pause inserted before they reveal their choice. Where is the suspense when #1 is oceanfront property, #2 is on a private island, and #3 has indoor/outdoor Olympic-sized pools? UGH, kiss my grits, people! I know it wouldn't make for good TV, but if this show were a LITTLE more representative of the common man, I feel people could better relate to it. From time to time, I would like to see this show mix in something similar to what I had to choose from in my price range. My criteria are 3 bedrooms, a garage and a basement. Yeah I know, I'm SO persnickety! Okay, #1 is crime-ridden neighborhood, #2 is big-time fixer-upper, and #3 is LONG commute. We chose (insert dramatic pause) HA, you're just gonna have to wait for MY episode to air! ;-) -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 12, 2009, 5:56 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
I wanted so badly to keep enjoying this series. The first season was, on the whole, absolutely amazing. Everything that a new show should be-- bright, full of promise and some very compelling storylines and characters. Then, things really started to descend into silliness, but I kept watching, occasionally seeing flashes of the old brilliance. I kept watching right up until the last season, when they actually came up with this ridiculous storyline where Sylar started morphing into his dead mother and having conversations with himself. It was at that point that I knew that things had just gotten completely absurd. I kept watching until the end of that season, but that was it. I keep hearing that supposedly things are getting better, but even those reports seem to be a mixed bag at best and the series is getting all-time lows in the ratings, so maybe there isn't much to those reports. If this show were on any other major network it would already be canceled, but thankfully for it (though not for us), it's on NBC. -- Submitted By: (Agent0042) on November 12, 2009, 5:51 pm

Family Affair (1966) - TV Shows
I know it was supposed to be a sitcom but it sure had many sad situations. Not just the fact that these three rich kids with an indulgent uncle and doting English butler were ORPHANS! One of the saddest ones had to do when they befriended this girl named Eve (played by a pre-Jan Brady Eve Plumb). Anyway, their new friend Eve was in such frail shape that she couldn't go to school with the others but had to just do her homework from her room and they feel sorry for her so they visit her. Eve cheers up and they decide to really make Eve's day by throwing her an early Christmas since Uncle Bill's going to be out of the country during that time. Eve has a wonderful time but right when it's over, Eve's mom tells Uncle Bill that all this newfound friendship's getting too much for Eve's frail heart (despite the Davises' intents)so she needs Uncle Bill to tell the kids to quit visiting Eve. The last scene of that show's the killer as Buffy's heard crying her eyes out because Eve's doomed and now can't even have any friends over while Uncle Bill's walking up to her bedroom door like he's ready to console Buffy about the situation. I've often wondered what he COULD say to cheer Buffy up! Man, that was sad! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 12, 2009, 4:55 pm

Mr. Ed - TV Shows
Quite right! Alan Young himself said that toughest challenge of playing Wilbur was in having to pretend to be totally disinterested in Carol while preferring to spend as much time in the stable with his equine co-star! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 12, 2009, 4:37 pm

King of Queens - TV Shows
Maybe it's envy and jealousy on my part, but shows that feature an overbearing schmuck of a couch potato married to an absolutely SMOKIN' way out of his league hottie typically lose me from the get-go. -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 12, 2009, 4:33 pm

According to Jim - TV Shows
Maybe it's envy and jealousy on my part, but shows that feature an overbearing schmuck of a couch potato married to an absolutely SMOKIN' way out of his league hottie typically lose me from the get-go. -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 12, 2009, 4:31 pm

Rats - Random Topics
No rats equals no fleas equals no Plague? Works for me! BTW, I think rats serve two good purposes: providing food for stray feral cats and as subjects for medical tests. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 12, 2009, 4:29 pm

Smallville - TV Shows
I still love the show, but for me it had to be when "Jimmy" or should I say Henry Olsen was killed off end of last year. So for 3 years, yes 3 years, they lead us to believe this was Jimmy Olsen, Superman's Pal, etc. Now we find out that his middle name is Jimmy, has a younger brother with the first name Jimmy, and he chooses to go by the first name of his younger brother. Not saying that's totally unrealistic, but highly unlikely. Smallville needs to wrap up this year. With Lex Luther gone, at least for now, show isn't the same. Was great getting rid of Lana (at long last), but he's already working at the planet, has a relationship with Lois, has most of his powers, I think it's time he becomes Superman, unless they plan on waiting until the younger Jimmy is old enough. -- Submitted By: (Bob1980) on November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - TV Shows
Actually I've just remembered what the final straw was for me. It was another one of those awful episodes after Buffy's resurrection (where she seems just really ridiculously bitter that her friends brought her back for the dead) that ends with everyone depressed and avoiding each other, which was bad enough, and then in a final twist we just see her making out with Spike out of the blue. Suddenly Buffy just wasn't the character she used to be, now she was someone who'd make out even with a psychotic vampire she was normally instinctively pledged to destroy and certainly never had no sexual feelings towards before. It was a degrading character assassination too far. -- Submitted By: (Tanlee) on November 12, 2009, 1:29 pm

Crank Calls/Prank Calls - Random Topics
Hey SVN, I'm a Texan, too and you're right: nobody can do the prank phone calls like Bo and Jim! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 12, 2009, 12:00 pm

American Dreams - TV Shows
This show was excellent and had so many places and storylines that could've been used. While it ran "slow" sometimes, it was intriguing and it should've NEVER been cancelled. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 12, 2009, 11:56 am

Nip/Tuck - TV Shows
This show is so melodramatic, it makes a soap opera look like an infomercial! I can't keep up with who's screwing who and who is the baby-daddy of this kid or who married this person and who is out to kill someone and who is really dying and....it's just exhausting! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 12, 2009, 11:55 am

Miss America Pageant, The - TV Shows
I still can't believe it's not aired nationally anymore. Love it or hate it: this is an American institution! The last time I watched it, it was done in almost an "American Idol" format, with the viewers phoning or texting in their votes. *frowns* Guess I'm a traditionalist. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on November 12, 2009, 11:52 am

Wacky World of Tex Avery, The - TV Shows
I always felt like I was watching a low-budget cartoon whenever I watched this show. It failed to catch the magic of Tex Avery cartoons. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 12, 2009, 11:28 am

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
Billy also refuses to go on Howard Stern and is too much of a pussy to even say why this is. Basically John K and Howard put him on the map and he has been a sh!t to both of them. Listen to that audio clip on youtube to see the real Billy West act like a little crybaby traitor to the Genius- John K. I still think Billy is funny, but I dont like him as much now as I have learned of his nefarious ways! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 12, 2009, 9:54 am

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
Wow. It's hard to imagine that such a great voice actor could do something like that to the guy who got him the job in the first place. I remember when West voiced Ren as well as Stimpy...and the show was not as good as it used to be. John K was Ren! From this, I have the feeling that Nickelodeon is well on its way to being an evil corporation like Disney. That is, if they haven't already. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 12, 2009, 7:55 am

Twitter - Websites
I'd call the people who follow the site Twitard's but unfortunatly, the Twilight fans already have that, so we'll just call them Twatters. -- Submitted By: (CianNkiller) on November 12, 2009, 7:52 am

Harry Potter - Movie Series
I will wait until the last movie before I decide about this...there were defintly some real boning moments: 1. Making Hermione some perfectly annoying Mary-Sue (nothing against Emma Watson, she is easily the best actor of the three), meanwhile reducing Ron's character to comic relief. 2. Adding scenes into the movies which never ever happend in the book, but skipping the parts which are really important for the later stories. 3. Radcliffs acting during movie one and five (actually, he only convinced me during movie four). 4. Cutting out really good Snape Scenes during movie four but leaving in the overblown fight with the dragon completely. 5. Ball-robes for wiches which were looking positively muggle. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on November 12, 2009, 6:25 am

House Of Mouse - TV Shows
It's a great concept...perhaps the best of the "new" children cartoons. But I can't help myself: Compared to the old "classic" Mickey and Donald cartoons, the new cartoons can't compare. The old ones often had a more subtle humor, because they used an usual situation and found the fun in it (like Donald being unable to sleep, or Micky having to fight a rival, or a simple travel with a camper). Today the whole setting is so overblown from the very beginning that you can hardly emphasis with the characters anymore. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on November 12, 2009, 6:07 am

Numb3rs - TV Shows
Mayby, but it isn't the math alone...I think, it got too focussed on the characters. Not that a little bit characterdevelopment is a bad thing, but at the beginning, it was mostly about Charlie and Don, with the occasional episode about the problems of the site characters. Now in one episode nearly each character and his problems get featured at last for a couple of minutes...considering that the show has a lot of site characters, this makes at least 25 minutes just for character development, sometimes even more....there isn't much time left for solving the case. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on November 12, 2009, 6:00 am

CSI Miami - TV Shows
Sometimes I watch CSI Miami, but mostly for laugh...the way, all the police man a strutting around in their designer clothes, the riddiculus way they sometimes find their suspect (concerning "the same clothes", I always thought it very funny that the suspects are always wearing the clothes and jewellery they had on them during their crime...one would think that they have at least another pair of shoes, especially the female ones), the fact that Carouso is personally driving to the other end of the town during a crisis, insteat of sending some policeman from the next station, the choppers, big weapons, big boats and everything elso which is overblown.... But the sad fact is that this pseudo scientific show in technicolour wasn't supposed to be funny, it is all unintentional...so yes, it boned from the very moment you could so the rainbow towers of miami.... -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on November 12, 2009, 5:54 am

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM6Eo-cCgHQ Here is the audio on Youtube of the John K/Billy West "Billy the Backstabber Interview" Very interesting if you want to know the dark underbelly of Ren and Stimpy. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 12, 2009, 3:32 am

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
ok here is the short version as I know it- John K and Nickelodeon basically could NOT agree on $$$ numbers so he was forcibly split from his idea (R&S) after the first run of episodes were made- then Bob Camp took over the show- he was the "other" less taleneted person that made the shows. You will notice that once John K is not in the credits the show sucks. Now Billy West was the voice of Stimpy, and John K got this guy the job, and as he was kicked out, they (Nickelodeon) paid Billy more money to do both Ren and Stimpy's voice (John K did Ren), I know this little part of it because on a best of Howard Stern this summer they had the John K meets Billy WEst interview on "Fight Week" and man that was uncomfortable to listen to. Billy is super taleneted, but also a real grade A douche- he should have left with John K, but he gave his loyalty to the soulless corporation as opposed to the guy that got hiim into the industry- Bob Camp is just a no talent hack. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 12, 2009, 3:30 am

CSI Miami - TV Shows
What I love about this show is how every crime gets solved in exactly one day, and everybody - suspects, witnesses, and all, are all wearing the same clothes throughout the whole episode. Most of the suspects are even wearing the same clothes as in their file photos. And the producers must really hate women, because it's always either a woman being killed, or a woman doing the killing, for some really petty reason. I will say I'm going to miss Delko; I guess he got shot in the head one too many times but of all the ridiculous characters he was the least annoying. I would have preferred they kill off Caleigh. -- Submitted By: (RobertM) on November 11, 2009, 11:02 pm

Numb3rs - TV Shows
I think they've drifted from the original concept - the math stuff is just kinda thrown in on the side, and isn't as central to solving the case. What's left is a basic action crime-drama, a step up from CSI:Miami. Maybe they're running out of original things to do with strictly "math" because Charlie seems to have gone from being a math genius to also being a chemist, physicist, and an engineer. Just throw in some knowledge of obscure dialects of native Pacific Islanders and he'll be approaching the Professor from Gilligan's Island. -- Submitted By: (RobertM) on November 11, 2009, 10:48 pm

Greed - TV Shows
I liked the concept, but could never shake loose the thought of Greed being a WWTBAM wanna-be. -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 11, 2009, 10:28 pm

Family Feud - TV Shows
Richard Dawson used to give the kids tootsie pops (probably to distract them while he slips their mom the tongue, LOL), would autograph the poster board that shows whatever dollar amount the winning family earned at the end of the show, and if a horrible answer was given he would often snicker (sometimes for a long time, even to the point of tears) and then say "Show us the DREADED !" It's little things like those which no subsequent host has come close to replicating, although John O'Hurley isn't too bad. -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 11, 2009, 10:21 pm

Transformers, The - TV Shows
The movie did change everything. It takes the series 20 years in the future and kills off almost every transformer you see in the first two seasons. I know they want to introduce new characters to sell more toys and when I was a kid I was all for that. However, this doesn't mean they have to kill off the characters all the kids were used to. They's could've had a kid focus group and find out the least popular ones and have those killed instead. The cartoon can still have new and old transformers. The stupidest transformer ever, Kup, an old-time transformer who's brand new? Come on. Ironhide should've been in that role and Kup killed by Megatron. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on November 11, 2009, 9:27 pm

Mr. Ed - TV Shows
When you think of TV babes, Carol Post (played by Connie Hines) is extremely underrated! -- Submitted By: (Nature_Boy) on November 11, 2009, 8:52 pm

Sex and the City - TV Shows
Sex and the City was one of the best shows ever! I loved the movie, too. It was a good show that tackled socially relevant issues. They always had fun with men, but at the end of the day, they always had each other. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 11, 2009, 6:58 pm

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
I don't mean to sound ignorant, but I don't know what happened when it came to Ren & Stimpy and John K. You called Billy West a traitor; did he screw over John K? Please tell me the story. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 11, 2009, 6:55 pm

George Lopez - TV Shows
funny show...i love his sarcastic humor and when he teases carmen and max. the whole cast is great, especially angie, too. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 11, 2009, 6:42 pm

Johnny Bravo - TV Shows
I loved it, I thought he was funny. A lil perverted and womanizing, but still funny. And he was such a mama's boy haha lol. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 11, 2009, 5:21 pm

Recess - TV Shows
I loved it! This show takes me back to those nostalgic memories of when I was a child...bring Recess back! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 11, 2009, 5:19 pm

Rats - Random Topics
By all means, correct me if I'm wrong but wasen't it fleas and other parasites on the rats that spread the Plague? Given how common rats were and how they tended to be close to humans, the rats were an easy scapegoat. However, from what I understand, there were far more factors at work in spreading the plague then the rats. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on November 11, 2009, 4:02 pm

House Of Mouse - TV Shows
I loved seeing all the Disney characters and all the characters from movies on this show...it was some of the best of Disney! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 11, 2009, 1:25 pm

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic - TV Shows
Britney wasn't shown in the best light here but I still love that girl! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 11, 2009, 1:20 pm

John Kricfalusi - Celebrities
It's sad that John K isnt the prominent figure he was in the independent animation scene that he was in the early 90's with "Ren and Stimpy", when Nickelodeon split the creator from his great creation it seems that R&S went to hell in a handbasket and John K's creations never had a big splash again- "Ripping Friends" and "the Goddamn George Liquor Show"- while funny, never caught on to continue to give this genius the exposure he deserves- an "F" that traitor Billy West while I'm at it!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 11, 2009, 10:12 am

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - TV Shows
I think it's tedious and annoying, but hey, I'm not the target audience. My three-year-old daughter is absolutely hooked. She wakes us up every morning at 6:30 am asking us to turn it on for her. -- Submitted By: (RobertM) on November 10, 2009, 10:04 pm

Monster Quest - TV Shows
This show is ridiculously bad. "The diver enters the underwater cave, in search of the giant octopus. If this cave is home to a giant octopus, the diver is in great danger. The diver sees something... however, it is not an octopus - it is a starfish. A very large starfish, to be sure. If the cave could be home to this starfish, perhaps it could still conceal a giant octopus..." -- Submitted By: (RobertM) on November 10, 2009, 9:58 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
If you add up all the votes for every show that she has boned, she has over 10,000 votes. I seriously doubt that she will ever respond. She learned her lesson when she responded with a nasty letter on that other website and got even more negative comments. She must agree looking back that she truly sucked. The poor little grunge was forced into show business by greedy parents. Too bad that they didn't realize that putting such a fugly talent free kid in the limelight would only cause a lifetime of pure embarrassment. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on November 10, 2009, 9:51 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
The problem is Drew has about the opposite style of Bob Barker. Barker was all about showmanship, Drew is basically "Showmanship is passe and for skinny people, I'm just going to bumble around and be charmingly self-deprecating". -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 10, 2009, 9:18 pm

V (2009) - TV Shows
Just saw this tonight- and I was shocked how good it was. I hope it doesnt pass the Slaw like the 2003 Battlestar Galactica remake did. Lets cross our frozen fish that the new "V" doesnt bone the fish.... Check it out if you get a chance next Tuesday. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on November 10, 2009, 7:11 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
If there was anything bad about Saturday Morning Cartoons it's that you needed to get up early to watch them. Maybe it's just me but I was never a morning person. As a kid maybe, but once I was a teen, it was a chore to wake up early enough to watch most of these cartoons. I honestly found myself preferring to get more sleep rather then dragging myself out of bed to watch shows. But that might be just me. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on November 10, 2009, 2:05 pm

Warriors of Virtue - Movie Series
One of the villains chanted "Stupid Roos! Stupid Roos! Stupid Roos!", further proving the claim that this makes TMNT look like Shakespeare in comparison. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 10, 2009, 2:02 pm

Subservient Chicken, The - Websites
He never seemed to understand half the commands I gave him... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 10, 2009, 11:33 am

Animorphs - TV Shows
I guess not everything...but Disney really ruined Doug. If they could do that to a show like Doug, it's not hard to imagine them doing it to a series like Animorphs. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 10, 2009, 11:27 am

To Catch A Predator - TV Shows
The thing that kind of annoyed me about To Catch a Predator was that everything inside the house was not necessary from a legal standpoint. The guy agreed to sex with a minor in an online chat, bang, he's violated the law in the states that have it. He doesn't get more guilty because he shows up and talks to Chris Hanson. People who got caught in this show faced the same penalty as people caught in non-televised stings. So what we see on the show is purely created to entertain us... and you have to wonder what's up when child would-be molesters are being served up as entertainment. Also, it seems like this show only was catching complete idiots anyway. Their average catch in the later episodes was someone who was blatantly below the average intelligence level. One wonders if these people had any actual chance of seducing a real underage person anyway... probably the only people who'd bother replying to them online were decoys. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on November 10, 2009, 11:05 am

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