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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Great site I have a blast on BTF. The comments are very witty and humorous at times. I like all the differing opinions on the various topics. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 9:49 am

Destiny's Child - Music Groups
This group had it all, sex appeal, style and a bumping sound. Their sound of course was all Beyonce but still, as a group they looked and sounded great. I thing that Kelly was the most sexy. I love dark, slim, sexy women like that. COME HERE GIRL! -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 9:36 am

Jaleel White - Celebrities
This bug-eyed guy will probably never get another hit show. The curse of the UrKaL. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 8:53 am

Tales from the Crypt - TV Shows
Oooooh, one of the shows that I would not miss. I have a collection of them on my hard drive right now. They did have some cheesy moments but this show was always entertaining. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 8:51 am

Family - TV Shows
I was hooked on this show like a soap opera. I had a thing for Meridith Baxter at the time. Didn't have any idea that she would switch sides and start pitching instead of catching, but to each his or her own. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 8:46 am

Arsenio Hall Show, The - TV Shows
Although Arsenio Hall was not one of the best interviewers on the tele, his show was the hottest thing on late night. I loved the show. He consistently got the hottest and hippest(sic) stars and kept the party going. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 8:37 am

Luther Vandross - Music Groups
Too many nice hits to mention. Luther died as one of the best to ever do it. Wherever his spirit ended up, I am sure he's wooing them with his silky smooth style. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 8:15 am

DeBarge - Music Groups
Very talented family singing group. I don't believe they ever boned. The group dissolved in 1989 with the departure of El so, no as a group they never boned. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 8:09 am

Ricky Martin - Music Groups
Pretty boy one hit wonder. Livin la vida loca was a catchy tune but, he pushed the formula with the follow up she bangs. Then the ladies realized that he could not really sing as it takes no real talent to sing pop music, and that he may like eating wieners instead of beaver pie. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 7, 2010, 7:56 am

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
Easy, $$$$$$$$ Is the reason that they would remake it or go for sequels. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 7, 2010, 6:58 am

Crow Films, The - Movie Series
Another series (like Highlander and Hellraiser) that seems to spawn un-neccassy and un-wanted direct to DVD (or were they even released in theaters) sequels that are so far removed from the original that is a disgrace. The original Crow was a one of a kind movie based on a one of a kind comic from James O'Barr. The soundtrack of Metal and Grunge all stars stands out as what muusic was in the early 90's- for better or worse. Brandon Lee's tragic (and stupid) on set death will always make this film haunting, the sequels can warm up the vinegar and pass the slaw. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 7, 2010, 5:54 am

Wizard of Oz, The - Movie Series
I have nightmares when I hear that they want to remake this classic for a "modern adience", and Also, how could anyone ever even think to do a sequel or remake of this classic? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 7, 2010, 5:50 am

Sanford Arms, The - TV Shows
This one was D.O.A. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 6, 2010, 11:31 pm

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
Thank you, Robert, for seeing my point. Besides, anybody who really watches Family Guy would understand about Seth's love of shoving his religious beliefs (or lack thereof) down his viewers' throats. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on February 6, 2010, 3:39 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Yeah! Could we start with the "Nickelodeon" page, please? (Please remember to score out some of the words on there; these messages were from the early days of the Scottish Site and no rules were made until the Scottish Rag [TV Guide] assumed control.) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 6, 2010, 2:53 pm

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
The "Forced atheism? He held a gun to your head and made you watch, eh?" is not a reason the show boned. It's a comment. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 6, 2010, 9:21 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
My suggestions would be to start copying and pasting comments and reasons over to this site! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 6, 2010, 6:46 am

Battleship - Random Topics
You are actually buying a game with that name? What for? The only thing one needs for battleship is a pen and a paper. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on February 6, 2010, 2:21 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Waybackmachine thing is working again and we can read the comments till August 2008... -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on February 5, 2010, 6:44 pm

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
IIRC, it was indeed. Unfortunately, the kid swiping his cereal in spite of the kids voting yes sounds familiar, so I could be wrong about him finally getting a chance to taste his cereal. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 5, 2010, 5:47 pm

Kyle XY - TV Shows
This show is one of the few that was DOA. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on February 5, 2010, 4:58 pm

Critters - Movie Series
The first film was darkly funny. The sequels were bullcrap. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 4:19 pm

Cars, The - Music Groups
I think these guys broke up and went their separate ways at Juuuust the right time. And a note to Rik Okasek: DUUUUUDE! You hooked up with Paulina Porizkova!! YYYYeahhh Maaaan! Rock On! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 4:05 pm

Betamax - Random Topics
That- and a VHS set up was far less expensive. The makers of Betamax thought that Americans would choose picture quality over price. They gambled- and they lost. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 4:00 pm

Caddyshack - Movie Series
One of the many examples of, if you don't have some of the original cast, you might as well not film anyway. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 5, 2010, 3:58 pm

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
Ok, thats what I thought, I am almost certain it was 90's then, and I remember seeing that they had a vote on whether the rabbit got the Trix or not. But I was also just old enough to not give a damn about it either, just enough to remember it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 5, 2010, 3:56 pm

Monopoly - Random Topics
I guarantee you, this "New and Improved" Monopoly reboot is the brain-child for a team of self-proclaimed "Marketing Geniuses". It is a monument and a testament to the arrogance of these guys who think they can improve upon a classic that has worked just fine in it's current form for generations. The only genius to it is this (Mark my words): They'll roll out this re-booted version of Monopoly and completely phase out the version we grew up with, then in 10 or 15 years, when sales of Monopoly are down, they'll start marketing a "Classic" version of the Monopoly game in a bit of nostalgia marketing. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 3:53 pm

Jefferson Starship - Music Groups
Correction, sorry. Slick resigned from JS in 1978, not 1976. -- Submitted By: (joeygatorman) on February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm

Quarterflash - Music Groups
This band did two pretty strong albums and just fell off the planet, or so it seems. I really like this band back in the day. Every once in awhile I still hear 'Harden My Heart' on the radio and it just takes me back to the early 80's. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 12:17 pm

REO Speedwagon - Music Groups
'Ridin' the Storm Out' was IMO the ONLY cool song this band ever did. Outside of that, I never understood this bands popularity. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

Anthrax - Music Groups
With Scott Ian becoming a regular "Fame Whore" on VH1 and the fact that John Bush was dumped, and the band failed to get Joey Belladonna back, then another singer, Dan Nelson came and left from 2007 to 2009 without even releasing an album puts the proud metal thrash position of Anthrax a bit on the edge of boning. Do they want to even be a band anymore, or just a curiousity. We'll keep the slaw cold and the vinegar at room temperature for them, just in case. Anthrax hasn't boned yet, but are treading close to the edge. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 5, 2010, 11:50 am

Tool - Music Groups
This band is very unique, and while I dont like everything that they do- when TOOL does do it right, it's a homerun every time- Aenima is an incredible album. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 5, 2010, 11:46 am

Will Smith - Celebrities
Wow, apparently Will Smiff is becoming the new face of $cientology, he denies this 100% of course! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 5, 2010, 11:06 am

Bonefish Grill - Random Topics
After building this site I finally tried it. This is now my favorite restaurant in the area hands down! Had the Ahi Tuna and Bang Bang Shrimp appetizers. They were both delicious but the Bang Bang Shrimp were amazing! Highly recommended!!!! I wonder if we could get them to sponsor this site! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on February 5, 2010, 10:48 am

Friday Night Lights - TV Shows
Great show. Great new season coming to an end. Santiago was the victim of budget cuts I think. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on February 5, 2010, 10:44 am

NFL Pro Bowl - Random Topics
This is a joke. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on February 5, 2010, 10:31 am

Vicar of Dibley, The - TV Shows
Happily, I've never seen the "Baby Poop" episode. And, perhaps, I'm glad I haven't. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 10:11 am

Emily's Reasons Why Not - TV Shows
What cracks me up is how ABC spent MILLIONS to lambaste us with seemingly never-ending promotions for this stupid show (I swear that everywhere you turned there was something promoting this show) and then they canceled it after the FIRST episode! LOL! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 10:04 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
For me, it was the singing. It was a very obvious attempt to compete with The Partidge Family. Shifting subjects- I always thought it was interesting that Sherwood Schwartzs' first choice for 'Mike Brady' was Gene Hackman. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 9:57 am

Get a Life - TV Shows
My absolute favorite episode though was the 'Cousin Donald' episode. The Petersen's were hosting the annual family reunion and of course, Chris' old family nemesis, the 'successful' Cousin Donald would be there to put in an appearance and bask in the adoration of his extended family as well as, once again, rub his perceived success in Chris' face. Chris has had enough and accidentally discovers that Cousin Donald's success has been just a ruse all along and hilarity ensues as he attempts to bring Cousin Donald down a few notches- and fails miserably. Great episode. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 9:49 am

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
One of my faves was a tract called "Big Daddy" where the cover featured a picture of a smiling ape holding a banana (my brother and I kinda laughed at that one because the picture reminded us a little of our Dad). Anyway, the intent of this bit o' literature was to poke holes in the whole idea of evolution. It was a laugh a minute- and as I recall, I think somebody who believed in evolution went to Hell at the end of the story. Oh well. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 9:36 am

Blues Brothers - Movie Series
The whole segment in the original with the car chase through the mall to the tune of "Hold On (I'm Comin')" by Sam & Dave. CLASSIC! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 9:19 am

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
So the Rabbit FINALLY got the cereal. I was in college by that time and was no longer interested in the farce. So tell me- when the rabbit tried the cereal, was it everything he dreamed it would be? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 5, 2010, 9:16 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I know that it's been quite some time since this comment was made (by Chrissy on July 13, 2009), but my favorite comment on the old Scottish Site was on the "TRL: Total Request Live" page, somebody said, "MTV=Marketing Television!" And, I liked it when people called Nickelodeon "MTV Jr!" Yeah, this webstie will be missed. Shame on you, Scottish Sellout. :-( -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 5, 2010, 8:43 am

Communism - Random Topics
Animal Farm warns what happens when a nation embraces Communism. Eventually, a tyrant takes control and the people suffer. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 5, 2010, 8:32 am

ACT (Action for Children's Television) - Random Topics
Thanks to these people, shows were forced to become educational. Can't kids enjoy anything anymore without moral busybodies like these interfering? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 5, 2010, 8:30 am

Grease - Movie Series
Yes, the sequel did stink (did not follow/resemble the first movie in any way), but "Grease," overall, is such a great musical! Much, much better than those stupid HSM movies, in my opinion! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 5, 2010, 8:26 am

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
I wasn't around for that vote, but my God. You guys went through all that nonsense for the right to cast votes, and they ignore them. That's so messed up. It clearly was just a scam to get you to buy their cereal. That kid taking the Rabbit's cereal was their way of saying, "PSYCHE! We weren't REALLY going to honor your vote, we just wanted you to buy our cereal! Suckers!" I think I remember either in the late 80s or early 90s that there was another vote, and this time they wisely honored the kids voting yes, and gave him the cereal. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 5, 2010, 8:25 am

Caddyshack - Movie Series
I agree that part II was a stinker! Nothing beats the first "Caddyshack" - such a funny classic! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 5, 2010, 8:24 am

Blues Brothers - Movie Series
I liked the part where the Blues Brothers crashed through the Toys R Us! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 5, 2010, 8:23 am

World Series of Poker, The - Random Topics
Yeah, I remember that fad, too. It was just as annoying as reality shows being on every channel! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 5, 2010, 8:19 am

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
Friedrich, I remember that 'Election' because it happened during the US Bicentennial . I admit that I pestered my mother into buying a box JUST so I could cast a vote and wasn't happy because not only did she insist I EAT the cereal [sorry, shanequia, I'm glad you liked it but I personally NEVER liked this stuff] but also, even though I voted to let the Rabbit EAT this stuff (and my vote was part of the MAJORITY who also voted), that rotten cartoon kid took the cereal AWAY from the Rabbit IN SPITE of the majority vote. BOO! Yep, I lost out and got ripped off TWICE- having to eat it and then having my vote being overturned by a rotten cartoon kid! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 5, 2010, 7:11 am

Kanjani8 - Music Groups
Zukkoke and all singles past that feel like the same song over and over. It would be nice if they would relaese some of their nicer songs (like almost any B-side) as the single rather than the other way around. They'd probably sell more too. Their image has gotten old and tired. -- Submitted By: (gsuiris) on February 5, 2010, 6:52 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
PYL- I think the whole reason that the old "Scottish Site" community is thriving here and that Jon Hein is attacked so much isnt the money- you are right, who would turn down millions of dollars?- but the fact that he is on the HOWARD STERN SHOW 25 hours a week, and NEVER mentions this. Even though he had a histroy of discussing what TV Guide did with the site after he sold it and was also introduced with the "Rich Nerd" song parody every time he was on the show which was about his website being sold. After the "Scottish Makeover" this song was dropped and the site never discussed as to what TVGuide was doing to it. If he spoke out and said TVGuide boned the fish on it- he would be spared the critical attacks, but he has shown that he has no backbone, therefore- sellout. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 5, 2010, 5:11 am

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
If I recall correctly, they did the same thing about 20 years later. JUST GIVE THE RABBIT THE DAMN CEREAL!!! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 5, 2010, 4:34 am

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Unless you are that devoted in your values, if someone waived quite a few million dollars in front of you, you would sell out too. I don't blame Hein for selling like that. Now not speaking about it, that is a totally different beast. That was a bone right there. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 5, 2010, 4:34 am

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
Travoltron, same here with me. I think if I remember correctly, there was some guy in the neighborhood that was giving those things out one year, found out the next morning his house got egged (then again, a few others got nailed as well, but still, funny thinking it that way) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 5, 2010, 4:30 am

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) - TV Shows
Ow, the animation hurts my eyes!!! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 5, 2010, 4:28 am

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) - TV Shows
George, the franchise is dead, can you bury it already? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on February 4, 2010, 9:58 pm

World Series of Poker, The - Random Topics
Does anyone remember when in about 2004 poker became such a rage? Every channel had to show it and all of a sudden every celebrity had to do it? That was a fad that was good to see die. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on February 4, 2010, 9:56 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Shanequia you rock! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on February 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
Chick tracks suffer three things, over bearing moralistic message subplanting the Gospel of Christ, recycling the same plot with different charters and typical revivalist demon calling of Catholic church. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on February 4, 2010, 9:46 pm

Capital One - Random Topics
What a bunch of sellouts! (If you're a Texan or envy fancy shopping, you'll understand this) This insipid bank, known for their barbarian commercials, dethroned the famous Dallas store Neiman Marcus from sponsorship of their annual Christmas parade back in 2009! How un-Texan is this: the Capital One parade from Dallas, Texas! The parade makes no reference to the sponsor it replaced, the quirky Christmas commercials (along with the American Airlines commercials) are done with, not to mention most people (Dallas radio personalities, usually) don't want to use the new sponsor when talking about this parade! I have devised new nicknames to use: "The Scottish Bank," which refers to this very own bank without mentioning it by name; "The Scottish Minions," which refers to the C-1 marketing people and those who dethroned Neiman's; "The Scottish Swear," which was the clause telling Neiman's NOT to tell the reason why the sponsorship changed, and on a lighter note, "The Bank Which Shall NOT Be Named," for the same reason as the first nickname! Kudos to Mythigator for inspiration from the "Scottish Site" references! For more information on this local tragedy as well as how to help, see the "Neiman Marcus" page under "Random Topics." -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 9:42 pm

FreeCreditReport.com - Websites
FreeCreditReport.com is nothing more than a tout for an expensive credit monitoring service. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on February 4, 2010, 9:32 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
Jon's Hein's sellout begat Bone the Fish- tell your friends and let the BTF revolution continue on! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 4, 2010, 7:23 pm

Marcia Gay Harden - Celebrities
She was great in 'the mist'. -- Submitted By: (rodduling) on February 4, 2010, 6:34 pm

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
I remember back in the late 70's when they did that promotion for weeks where they were letting kids vote on whether or not to let the Rabbit have Trix. My brother and I voted. As I recall, I took the compassionate stance and voted to let the rabbit have some Trix. Then, the big day came where they began to run the commercial where they tabulated the votes. THE RABBIT WON!! we were ecstatic! We won! Our party won! It was the beginning of a new era- But then, just as the Rabbit picked up the bowl to take his first bite, some jackass kid walked up from nowhere, yanked the bowl away from him and gave him the old "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" line. I wanted to throw the sofa into the TV set. Talk about no payoff! Nice going Trix cereal! You could have taught my little brother and me a lesson about the importance of getting out and voting. Instead, you crushed our spirit and jaded us. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 5:13 pm

Daktari - TV Shows
My favorite animal was Clarence the cross-eyed lion. He always seemed so laid back and had such a 'Who gives a s--t' attitude about everything, but yet pretty much could pull his weight to save the day when called upon. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 4:54 pm

Theodore Tugboat - TV Shows
Geeeze. How many iterations of shows with humanized service vehicles do we need? 'Thomas the Train', 'JJ the Jet Plane' and this? Bob the Builder has talking, thinking construction vehicles. Even my 6 year old thinks Theodore Tugboat is overkill. What's next 'Garrett the Garbage Truck'? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 4:49 pm

Soul Train - TV Shows
I used to LOVE 'Soul Train.' My best memory of it was way back in the early 70's when the song 'Rock The Boat' by Hues Corporation came out. They did a spot as guest performers and did their hit song wearing white suits sitting in a life boat. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 4:19 pm

Donny and Marie (1976 TV series) - TV Shows
I actually kinda enjoyed this show but I do agree that when Jimmy came on board, the spectre of the boning knife was raised. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 4:13 pm

Jon Hein - Celebrities
How sad; no one has ever thought of him abandoning the old Scottish Site, only to have it become a victim of what entertainment is like today! As a result, I have distanced myself COMPLETELY from any reference to that site that shall not be named, and I can no longer look at the Scottish Sellout with a bright eye ever again! Thank you for whoever started "Bone the Fish" for bringing back an independent ranting site--and now, it's more than just TV shows! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 4:12 pm

Battleship - Random Topics
Personally, I can't wait for the "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" Re-Boot. Rumor has it, it's about how the four Hippos met and it takes place in an alternate timeline. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 4:04 pm

SlapChop - Random Topics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x43YYdgFIAg Another reason to laugh out loud about one of the most amusing infomercial products since the "Boogie Bass": the SlapChop commercial, in reverse, with subtitles! Apologies for some of the assumed "bad words" as you watch; that's what finding subliminal messages in media is all about! (Yeah, and I liked the late "OxiClean" guy much better; he NEVER wore a headset during filming!) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 4:00 pm

FreeCreditReport.com - Websites
Is it just me, or is that band on the FreeCreditReport.com commercials just as silly and annoying (in a good way) as the Verizon Wireless guy? -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 3:52 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
So, keeping the below comments in mind, does that mean "Bone the Fish" will finally be as famous as that old Scottish Site? I hope so; we are tired of Wikipedia taking away that information on the "Scottish Site" article! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 3:51 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Their Supercenters are a very excellent concept, but I don't like how Wal-Mart nowadays is basically "killing" the traditional supermarket and stuff. Maybe that explains why the home-grown local chains are either being gobbled up by big name companies (Safeway, Kroger, etc.) or just closing their doors! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 3:47 pm

Monopoly - Random Topics
Monopoly is a fun game to play! I even like playing the McDonald's version every year (been playing that for over 15 years now!), and that's my favorite sweepstakes! BTW, for probably the most amazing and humorous Monopoly game ever, here's a Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_A2h1_SLY&feature=related Don't worry; this is totally G-rated! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 3:33 pm

Battleship - Random Topics
Whoa; the new "Battleship" is THAT bad? Thank goodness my family still has the older, better version--from the 90s! That version can be easily played on the family room floor! But, other than that, Battleship is a very good and innovative concept in family board games. -- Submitted By: (SVN) on February 4, 2010, 3:28 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
When Alan took up with Candi, I almost left. I felt more comfortable with Alan and Cloris. -- Submitted By: (rayarpt) on February 4, 2010, 1:45 pm

Care Bears, The - TV Shows
Serves no other purpose than to brainwash kids into buying the toys, like most cartoons of the 1980s. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:56 pm

Care Bears - Random Topics
God, I really hate these things. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:52 pm

Battleship - Random Topics
They're planning a movie based on the game. First movies based on old cartoons and TV shows, then movies based on Disney rides, now movies based on toys and classic games? What next, will there also be a movie based on Boggle? Or Scrabble? Or Perfection? Hell, why not Operation, too? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:24 pm

Monopoly - Random Topics
IS this the dreaded "Here and Now" version I've heard about? And crappy plastic pieces instead of die cast metal ones? I've seen lots of really bad Monopoly remakes, but this one takes the crab cake. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:19 pm

Quentin Tarantino - Celebrities
"Inglourious Bass Turds" is more like it. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:12 pm

Insane Clown Posse - Music Groups
Inane Clown Potty. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:08 pm

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
I now have a new nickname for him, thanks! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:07 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
America's not the only nation guilty of poisoning the air. The people of the United States don't say, "Gee, how can we make the world a worse place for its citizens?", Americans really do care about the rest of the world (many of us are helping the people of Haiti). And caring for the environment does not necessarily make a person a hippie. I reduce, reuse and recycle when possible or practical, and also took part in the Tropicana rainforest promotion where buying packages of orange juice gave you a code you could enter to save plots of Amazonian rainforest. Sometimes when I go shopping I use the reusable bags instead of getting plastic disposable ones. Am I a hippie? No. If we can find green solutions which work just as good or better than non-green solutions, and have no adverse effects, then we should go for them. But, I'm getting off subject, and like Chubby Rain said, this is Bone the Fish. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 4, 2010, 12:06 pm

Insane Clown Posse - Music Groups
I never understood the appeal of these two talent-less hacks. I guess even a blind fish can find a bone once in a while! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 4, 2010, 11:41 am

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
Well, he is not the only one... -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on February 4, 2010, 10:10 am

Global warming - Random Topics
It's not the "I am not sure about the theorie"-part which irks me, it's the "I doubt the theory, so all the rules they are inventing to regulate the smog are automatically bad" or even worse the "Well, be a Hippie if you want" argumentation. I am for my part are very distrusfull of the whole "It's a lie"-propaganda, because it really smells of big companies and their interest not to pay the money to lesson the amond of crap their are blowing into the atmosphere. See, I am always very amused when the USA is bragging about their new method to be more enviromental...in reality, you are years behind. I wouldn't care if it were only about you...everybody is entilted to poison himself however he wants. But this is not only about you, because we are all breathing the same air. I don't say everyone should stop using their car, but it is really so difficult to walk once a while or to buy a car which really fits the own needs insteat of the biggest one out there? Is it really necessesary to produce piles of dump insteat of recicling whatever possible? -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on February 4, 2010, 10:08 am

Battleship - Random Topics
It was so bad, that Mrs. Chubby Rain and myself could not even play one game- it was that frustrating, then I went to Amazon to read the customer reviews- all bad. It was all to save money on the manufacture of the game, and it bones HARD. It hurts your hands to play as the new display/board is so awkward and hard to use. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 4, 2010, 10:04 am

Battleship - Random Topics
What a shame. Why does some idiot (usually a Marketing person) think they can totally re-invent a classic and THINK they can actually make it better? Back in the day, my brother and I used to spend hours taunting each other over this game until someone threw it across the room in exasperation for having their battleship sunk for the umpteenth time in a row. Yep. Good times. Good times. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on February 4, 2010, 9:22 am

Battleship - Random Topics
Having recently gotten this game as a gift, I was unfortunate enough to get the "revamped" version that came out a few years ago. What a travesty. The pieces all fall out of the board, and you have to put it on a table to play, and have fingers the size of a 4 year old to even try to manipulate the new (note:cheaper) cardboard and plastic display. Just a horrible cash grab at the expense of a classic board game. Truly this was a Filleting of Battleship! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 4, 2010, 8:07 am

Napster - Random Topics
Remember when this was a controversial topic? Oh the days of Metallica fighting Napster- classic -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 4, 2010, 8:03 am

Monopoly - Random Topics
I just read an article about the "New and Improved" Monopoly: Dubbed "Monopoly Revolution" ...http://chattahbox.com/entertainment/2010/02/03/monopoly-board-game-goes-round-for-75th-anniversary/ .... If this isnt a Bone the Fish idea, I dont know what is!! I wonder if TV Guide had a hand in this idea? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 4, 2010, 7:38 am

Jackson 5, The - Music Groups
The Jackson 5 never boned. The jacksons were another incarnation of the group without second lead singer Jermaine therefor really just Michael and four backup singers as non of the rest of them had a lead voice. The Jacksons obviously boned with Michael's departure. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 4, 2010, 1:17 am

Eagles - Music Groups
I Still remember this as one of the greatest ever bands. They cranked out hit after hit in their heyday, and some of those songs are timeless. -- Submitted By: (fletch000) on February 4, 2010, 1:06 am

Philadelphia Eagles - Random Topics
Let's go Cowboys! How about that THREE-GAME SEASON SWEEP we laid on Philly's ass? JK, it's all in good fun. But seriously, I can't stand their fanbase. What with their throwing snowballs at a man dressed in a Santa suit and savagely beating the Redskins' "superfan", there is not one fanbase I can think of that (overall) is worse than that of the Eagles. Hell, even the Raiders fans are more tame than this. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on February 3, 2010, 5:35 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Congrats to shanequia for being so funny and so popular. :-) -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on February 3, 2010, 5:29 pm

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