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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
Me and my girlfriend (ok, maybe just my girlfriend) decided to watch this the other day, and yet more proof of the oozing cutefests of baby videos winning. A few genuinely funny videos were shown over the course of the episode, and one ok one was chosen as the three to choose for the best video for that episode, up against a couple of toddlers who were scared their parents were going to kill a spider, and wanted it released, and some toddler who decided to use permanent marker on his face, and call himself a clown. Guess what two videos finished 2nd and 1st. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 3:46 am

Latrell Sprewell - Celebrities
Turning down $21 Mil because you have a family to feed? No wonder people hate pro sports today. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 3:37 am

Weakest Link, The - TV Shows
A fun show to watch, and set up in an interesting way, but when they started having special editions with all sorts of wild and crazy stuff (Holiday themed? Anne Robinson look-alikes?) it got boned badly. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 3:34 am

Night at the Museum - Movie Series
First one wasn't that bad at all. Just seeing previews of the second one immediately told me that it just got boned. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 3:12 am

Three Stooges Short Films - Movie Series
JoeBag, I can understand that reasoning about the Stooges doing what they loved doing, but still, there comes a point where one has to realize the quality of what is being put out there is subpar to what used to be put out there. One could try to give out an argument on the Stooges boning when Curly had his stroke, and Shemp replaced him, but Shemp was a more than capable Stooge (not to mention, as others had, was an original Stooge before Curly came along), Now the Stooges boned when Shemp died, and Joe came on board. Yeah, they had a contract, but Joe's whimpy attitude and such... ugh, made watching the Stooges unbearable. There is a reason most stations, when they air Stooge marathons, that they leave out the Moe-Larry-Joe shorts. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 3:00 am

Beethoven - Movie Series
Yet one of many examples of a movie that should of stuck after 1. Sadly, some people just don't understand that making an extra buck off of a movie name just shouldn't be worth it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 2:54 am

American Gladiators - TV Shows
The first run of American Gladiators was always fun to watch, even if there was some stuff that could be worked on, or fixed up. The new American Gladiators was just awful though. The Gladiators on the new version seemed like the total worst sports (the Gladiators on the old version could get some trash talking and such going, but they were almost always good sports in the end), and Laila Ali... ugh, anybody else could of did her job much better. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 2:25 am

Whoopi Goldberg - Celebrities
She was already heading down the boning road, if she hadn't already did it, but the "It wasnt 'rape' rape" comment, not only did she bone, I lost any and all respect for her. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 2:18 am

Atheism - Random Topics
Some atheists fall into the same trap religious people fall into, and that is that they think their line of thinking trumps all other line of thinking. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 23, 2010, 2:15 am

Olympics, The - TV Shows
Its all about what sells, and in NBC's mind, and how it has been historically, Skiing, Figure Skating, and whatever is the hot new thing will make them their money. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 22, 2010, 10:42 pm

1960's - Random Topics
The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out. - Lance Morrow -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on February 22, 2010, 9:15 pm

WWE Friday Night Smackdown - TV Shows
If I wanted to watch staged fights, truck loads of filler, and unintelligent shouting I'd watch Dragon Ball Z. At least it's a cartoon. What's WWE's excuse? -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on February 22, 2010, 8:08 pm

Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. - TV Shows
There is a reason it doesn't suck: BRUCE CAMPBELL. He's like the Chuck Norris of B-Movies! -- Submitted By: (itsdotcom) on February 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

Atheism - Random Topics
I agree with the "Intolerance" reason-while most atheists are decent and respect the beliefs of others, there are those few that are completely insensitive to the beliefs of others and openly criticize those beliefs with no though at all. Search "Young Atheist on Wife Swap" on YouTube if you need an example. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on February 22, 2010, 7:19 pm

Rupert - TV Shows
I watched this show on Nickelodeon (before it became Dickelodeon) and this show was a favorite alongside Adventures of Tin Tin and David the Gnome in the foreign made cartoons aired on the network. Still remains so to this day. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on February 22, 2010, 5:21 pm

Steve Vai - Music Groups
A great guitar god alongside others such as Joe Satriani and Yngvie Malmsteen, doing unique techniques to produce legendary tunes. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on February 22, 2010, 5:16 pm

Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips - Random Topics
This fish is boneless, therefore it's fishy-chippy awesomeness can never bone. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on February 22, 2010, 4:58 pm

Six Million Dollar Man - TV Shows
I was eight when this show debuted, and for most of its run, it was must-watch TV for me and most of my contemporaries. I've seen it more recently with adult eyes, and I can't believe how cheesy it looks. Nonetheless, I'd love to watch the episodes again on DVD, just to revisit some of those youthful memories. There used to be a lot of SMDM episodes up on Youtube, but there was a purge a few years back that cleared most of them out. And for some reason (owing to a dispute about the rights, I think) the series has never been available on DVD. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on February 22, 2010, 1:48 pm

Them Crooked Vultures - Music Groups
If they had a different lead singer, I'd listen to them more. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on February 22, 2010, 11:53 am

Ritchie Valens - Music Groups
If it weren't for the influence of Richie Valens, there would've never been Santana. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on February 22, 2010, 11:49 am

Mary Kay Cosmetics - Random Topics
LOVE the product...I'm just scared of the pushy sales-women. You practically have to get a restraining order to stop them from calling you! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on February 22, 2010, 11:47 am

Three's a Crowd (sitcom) - TV Shows
It also didn't help that the late John Ritter and what's her name had absolutely zero chemistry playing characters that were supposed to be hot and heavy! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 22, 2010, 11:38 am

In the Heat of the Night (TV series) - TV Shows
This show was a classic! The fact that Carroll O'Connor could play obnoxious, New Yorker, Archie Bunker and then turn around and play this laid-back, southern police chief showed the range of his acting abilities. The town of "Sparta, Mississippi" and it's police force of southern country-folk, like Lonnie, Tibbs, Bubba (he was HOT!), Parker and Louanne, reminded me of my southern hometown...except Sparta had many more "muhdahs" than my hometown ever did. It kinda boned for me when Gillespie got elected Sheriff and Carl Weathers came in as the police chief. Then Tibbs goes off the law school and comes back with this big moustache. Anyway, great show! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on February 22, 2010, 11:34 am

Six Million Dollar Man - TV Shows
Even when I was a kid, I wondered how he could lift cars without breaking every single one of his unbionic vertebrea- and I admit that I'm not so sure I'd have been happy to go through life with a grid atop one eyeball- even with all the cool bionic speed and strength! Well, it helped everyone forget about him being Barbara Stanwyck's stepson on "The Big Valley" so I guess it was good for his career in the longrun. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 22, 2010, 11:25 am

Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) - Random Topics
Not all chicks go for the bad boy types, DolFan. This network just portrays the women who do. And in the defense of females, some guys are just good conartists! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on February 22, 2010, 11:24 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
I hope you're right, Scotty. However; bear in mind that I said the same thing about Billy Ray Cyrus's longevity when he debuted 'Achy Breaky Heart'! Yeah, it's not always fair that sometimes one's most fave performers become obscure almost as soon as you've heard of them while some of one's most annoying performers somehow impress enough suits and fans to keep going forever even if you can't understand how anyone else could stand them but that's life. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 22, 2010, 11:19 am

Robin Williams - Celebrities
I wonder if even his biggest fans would genuinely like to sit on a plane next to him for more than ten minutes! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 22, 2010, 11:13 am

Lucille Ball - Celebrities
There's so much I could say about this lady (including being able to pinpoint exactly where I was when I heard of her passing), but I'll just say that I think she boned when she and Desi had to divorce each other for survival. Yeah, I know she became a really big executive becoming the first woman to run a studio since Mary Pickford, but there was always an undercurrent of sadness at not being able to stay wed to the love of her life that no amount of remarriage, parenting, accolades and popularity could entirely erase- and she became a clownish caricature of her glory days! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 22, 2010, 11:10 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I am sure that Obama will get elected, if you could stack the vote and cast 1000 votes at a clip- like ACORN! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 22, 2010, 10:26 am

President of the United States - Random Topics
The top two reasons are good reasons why this boned. NanaOsakifan, I wholeheartedly agree with you! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on February 22, 2010, 9:39 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
YuanMoons: Will certainly get re-elected? Yeah right! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on February 22, 2010, 9:33 am

Tiger Woods - Celebrities
I thought that there was something bizarre about how Tiger looked during his PR appearance, but I couldn't quite place it. And then I figured it out -- this is the first time I've ever seen the top of his head. It's the first time I've ever seen the man without a basecall cap bearing a certain logo on top of his head. I guess Nike didn't want their logo appearing under these circumstances. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on February 22, 2010, 6:17 am

Robin Williams - Celebrities
Arguably one of the most brilliant improvisational comedians ever. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on February 22, 2010, 6:07 am

Atheism - Random Topics
Ah liberal grand-standers, you have to love them- they boned the fish on day 1. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 22, 2010, 12:21 pm

Madden NFL Games - Random Topics
ScottyB, this is why I stopped at Madden '07. I realized the truth, heard bad reviews about Madden '08 and decided to just stop buying until it started improving. Looks like they still haven't improved the product yet. From what I've heard franchise mode is even MORE of a chore to go through now. And to be honest, Madden had gotten harder and harder for me to play through in the past few editions before I quit anyway, to the point where I had to practically force myself to do it. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:52 am

Tiger Woods - Celebrities
I don't care how many lame and insincere apologies Tiger makes only because his PR people told him to, I'm sick of him. He's just another bum who cheated on his wife, like there aren't enough of those guys already. So he can play golf really well, so what? All this had done is make me determined to never pay any attention to Tiger Woods again as long as I live! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:42 am

Las Vegas - TV Shows
Lara Flynn Boyle not only bones the fish, she's nothing BUT bones. (Rim shot.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:40 am

Tila Tequila - Celebrities
Why is Tila Tequila or any celebrity skank or himbo (male bimbo) "amazing"? Because of their looks (which have always been artificially enhanced somehow)? Because they make boatloads of money despite never actually doing or contributing anything? Because they literally couldn't care less about you and me, and just view us as another money source? WE need our money way more than they do, so stop giving it to them already! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:36 am

Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) - Random Topics
MCS that's an easy one. Lifetime just reinforces what women already think of men. The ridiculous part is that chicks *always* go for the bad boy type, then when they inevitably get hurt suddenly these same chicks get together with their friends just to bash all men. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:32 am

World Series of Poker, The - Random Topics
Porn was *kinda* popular, but there was a time when people who were into it would never be dumb enough to admit it lest they be mocked and scorned by everyone else (most of whom were into it too). That's always why I thought it was so weird when one year all of a sudden it just became okay to openly like it. Another fad that's annoying me now is the death of any and all music that rocks--except on a video game. What??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:31 am

Olympics, The - TV Shows
Maybe it's just me, but every time I turn to it on TV all I ever see is downhill skiing. There are other events, right? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 3:28 am

Atheism - Random Topics
I just hope you can practice what you preach and not paint all Christians with the same brush. I'll be watching... MCS had it right the first time IMO. It's like atheism is it's own religion now, and all nonbelievers shall be punished. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on February 22, 2010, 12:21 pm

Madden NFL Games - Random Topics
Year after year, the developers at EA have added gimmicks and frivolities to their games while barely making changes to the game's core gameplay (which is fundamentally lacking in so many ways) to such a degree that many true football fans, including myself, are starting to boycott the Madden series until the exclusive NFL license runs out in 2013. Based on their recent performance in the past, I can expect Roster Update 11 (sorry, I mean Madden 11) to show little difference from its predecessors. Unless EA stops being lazy and actually makes some serious changes to the core gameplay of the game, I can also expect the same flawed, cut-corner gameplay that I as a consumer have become accustomed to seeing in recent years. I won't be buying it until I've rented it, of course, but it's likely there won't be any significant improvement. But not to worry, maybe we'll get something truly important, like customizable wristbands! *sigh* -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on February 21, 2010, 6:27 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Just like Fred, I don't know why this kid is so popular. He sounds like a girl when he sings, and his songs suck. I suppose it's all right though, because he'll probably be forgotten in a year or two. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on February 21, 2010, 6:17 pm

Lost - TV Shows
Lost Boned some where in season 3. Taking them off the island was the worst thing that could happen. If you hate Lost or the annoying fans check out lostsucks.proboards.com -- Submitted By: (notjacob) on February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm

That Guy with the Glasses - Websites
Wow, Family Guy stole a joke from them: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/17494-family-guy-response -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 21, 2010, 1:47 pm

Queer Duck - TV Shows
If the people who made Queer Duck REALLY wanted to put in worthy villains, they should have included Fred Phelps and his cronies at the Westboro Baptist Church. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 21, 2010, 12:16 pm

Groundhog Day - Random Topics
Peta wanted Punxsutawney Phil to be replaced with a robot groundhog this year. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 21, 2010, 12:00 pm

Communism - Random Topics
NOT a good idea on paper or anywhere else. -- Submitted By: (DrZin) on February 21, 2010, 5:06 am

Michael Richards - Celebrities
Granted, there are some minorities who do push some people to this limit, but Richards should of been the better man. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 20, 2010, 11:21 pm

Jackass - TV Shows
That's the best way to put it Robert. Some of the stuff they do is just dumb and stupid, but damnit, you can't help but watch. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 20, 2010, 11:05 pm

Growing Pains - TV Shows
Boner as gone MIA: http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/thecomicscomic/2010/02/has-anyone-seen-andrew-koenig-boner-from-growing-pains-missing-since-214-in-vancouver.html -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 20, 2010, 10:20 pm

Isaac Hayes - Celebrities
The South Park ep "The Return of Chef" was a good indicator of how Matt and Trey feel about Isaac's leaving the show. In that episode, Chef joined the Super Adventure Club (an obvious reference to the CoS). The kids were not angry with chef, but with the club he joined because it brainwashed him. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 20, 2010, 3:03 pm

Sopranos, The - TV Shows
Reporting in on Season three- just got done with episode #2- bad signs start off in show- CGI Nancy Marchand was really bad, she shoud have died off camera. Also brining Janice back after season 2 was a bad call on the show writers, Janice needed to stay GONE for a long time, or forever, same with Meadow- she is at Columbia, but back each episode at home already, should have been written off the show in favor of something else and sent to California. The cracks start to form here. Based on my prior comment I forgot how quicly these useless elements are brought back to the show so soon- episode 2, season 3 -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 20, 2010, 2:28 pm

Michael Richards - Celebrities
It's bad enough he dropped ONE N-bomb. But he said it again. And again. And again. And before he said the n-word all those times, he made a lynching reference ("50 years ago, you would have been hung upside down with a fork up your ass!"). It made me sick to watch/listen to his rant. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 20, 2010, 2:20 pm

Isaac Hayes - Celebrities
Pity Isaac Hayes- he was a puppet of $cientology, his quitting of South park was disgraceful and I would call it a Bone the Fish Moment- however, I dont think it was his idea, I think he was coerced, and then he died shortly thereafter, it's more of a Bone in the large plate of $cientology, which is filled with bones. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 20, 2010, 2:12 pm

Jackass - TV Shows
You feel so dirty after watching it, you know it's beyond low in terms of lowbrow humor...you know it's bad, but your morbid curiosity gets the best of you. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 20, 2010, 1:57 pm

Post Pebbles Cereal - Random Topics
I hate fruity pebbles, but I really like cocoa pebbles. Haven't had it in a while, though. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 20, 2010, 1:46 pm

Republican Party - Random Topics
No prob. I think what happened was you misunderstood me and I misunderstood you. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
My comment before the last was intended to be rhetorical, but I didn't want to not thank Hikariu for making a reason based on my comment, when I thanked Dolfan for having done the same. And the ballot stuffers? It wouldn't surprise me if the goal was (is?) to hijack the site so their opinions get top reasons. Probably members of political organizations with nothing better to do. As I said before, we're best off ignoring them. Since you've made it where only members can vote, the stuffing has been kept in check greatly. Bone the Fish STILL hasn't boned. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 20, 2010, 1:36 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
No Robert- you didnt inspire the reason for political post only users. Look around and you will find them easy enough! They are typically angry, have NO posts on anything but political topics, and are probably the ballot stuffers that have been shut down for the most part. Are these people trying to hijack the site? Could be, we'll see. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 20, 2010, 12:34 pm

Late Night - TV Shows
Jimmy Fallon has killed it in my opinion. He is never going to be nearly as good as Conan O'Brien. -- Submitted By: (Runfromcheney) on February 20, 2010, 12:32 pm

Teletubbies - TV Shows
I'm with Robert on this one! Parents, do you really expect your kids to support you comfortably in your old age via starting them out on a show that encourages them to be zombies? Just icky! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 20, 2010, 11:47 am

TAXI - TV Shows
A fun, wacky show that featured Andy Kaufman in prime time and somewhat launched Danny De Vito,Rhea Perlman,Tony Danza and Christopher Lloyd's careers! I never got tired of Kaufman but sometimes they focussed too much time and storyline to Reverand Jim who was a funny supporting character with quirkly one-liners but not someone really worth being the main focus, IMO! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 20, 2010, 11:41 am

Life With Lucy - TV Shows
Seeing 70-something Lucy and 80-something Gale Gordon get banged around by props,etc. evoked audience apprehension NOT laughs. If there was ever a sadder swansong to what had been a shining career, I haven't heard of it! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on February 20, 2010, 11:31 am

Ice Cube - Celebrities
Dol, there is growing up, and then there is selling out. Ice Cube even went far beyond selling out. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 20, 2010, 12:46 am

Allen Iverson - Celebrities
I am a Sixer fan, and loved the times when AI would seemingly carry the entire team on his back, but it seemed like right after the "Practice Speech", he just went downhill. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 20, 2010, 12:43 am

Life With Lucy - TV Shows
She shoulda stuck to what she knew with I Love Lucy. Contrary to popular belief, adding color or modern-ness to a show doesn't make it better, -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on February 19, 2010, 10:02 pm

Twisted Sister - Music Groups
The first records on that small UK label were OK, but once they started recording for Atlantic the records just sounded hackneyed and forced. The live show started to turn into a parody of itself - if you saw TS in say '79 you couldn't find a harder rocking show on the Long Island circuit, but by '82 it had gotten stale. -- Submitted By: (VoxMysteron) on February 19, 2010, 10:00 pm

Zebra - Music Groups
Saw Zebra many times on Long Island at places like Speaks and Hammerheads. Definitely one of the best bands on the NY/LI/NJ circuit - no one did a better Zeppelin cover (well, maybe Rat Race Choir, but they were more prog-y than Zebra). Nice thing about the first album was that their show-stoppers like "La La Song" and "Take Your Fingers From My Hair" were on there, it was all recognizable and sounded just like the live shows. The second album just didn't have the same energy and recognition factor. -- Submitted By: (VoxMysteron) on February 19, 2010, 9:56 pm

Beach Boys, The - Music Groups
After Blondie Chaplin and Ricky Fataar left the touring band around '74-'75, the live show became just an oldies revival act - no more interesting stuff from "Holland" or "Surf's Up" in addition to "I Get Around" et al. The ill-fated "Brian Is Back" campaign, combined with the really mediocre live shows at the time, as well as the horrendous "15 Big Ones" and "MIU Album" releases relegated the Beach Boys to the oldies circuit. -- Submitted By: (VoxMysteron) on February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
This show boned the first note of the opening theme song of the premiere episode. There was nothing that WASN'T annoying about this piece of crap of a show. The theme song was childish, the mother was a shrew, the dad and all other characters (except Malcolm) were idiots, Malcolm was a smartass & I absolutely could not relate to ANY of the show's characters. This show was BEYOND BAD! Worst TV show of all time, BAR NONE!!! -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on February 19, 2010, 7:16 pm

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
Leno admitted on Oprah that he lied when he said he promised to step down and hand the show over to Conan. He had no intention of retiring, but said he did. If he had a problem with NBC's boneheaded plan, he should have raised them THEN. But he didn't Conan gave up a lucrative offer at FOX for the promise of hosting the Tonight Show for which he was cheated out of. 50% of the blame is Leno's and 50% is NBC's. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 19, 2010, 6:31 pm

Look Who's Talking - Movie Series
I knew Travolta was a scientologist, but Alley, too? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 2:46 pm

Tom and Jerry movies - Movie Series
God, the movie was awful. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 2:45 pm

Tiger Woods - Celebrities
"I have a long way to go, but I've taken my first steps," Woods said. "I need to regain my balance and be centered." -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on February 19, 2010, 2:05 pm

Major League - Movie Series
This is yet another example of a movie that should never have become a series. When I first saw Major League II, I smelled trouble as soon as I noticed the absence of Wesley Snipes' name in the opening credits, and then smelled rotting fish when they unveiled the plotline of Charlie Sheen's "Wild Thing" character having gotten a clean-cut makeover during the off-season, under pressure by his publicist. ML2 tries really hard, and actually comes pretty close, but still can't quite measure up to the first movie. The ending is pretty good, but considering how much ML2 drags for most of the movie, it's hard to justify waiting for it. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm

Atlantis: The Lost Empire - Movie Series
Almost every time Disney makes a DTV sequel, somewhere there's a fish with unspeakable things happening to it. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on February 19, 2010, 1:52 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
timdub asked: "What next, a Twilight-con?" It's already happened. There was a TwiCon in Seattle in January, and there are events scheduled for Ottawa and Vegas this summer. Residents of the latter two areas, take note. You have four and five months (respectively) to make plans to flee for the weekend! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on February 19, 2010, 12:39 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
Now those who can't take a joke, like Sarah Palin, yeah, those people should be ridiculed when it comes to them complaining about shows like Family Guy, but the show in general, it has fallen off. It still has its funny moments, but its nowhere near its first few seasons. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 19, 2010, 12:22 pm

Saved by the Bell: The College Years - TV Shows
A painfully bad sequel show- boned day 1 -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:55 am

Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003 TV series) - TV Shows
The Gerry Tartakovsky 1 min shorts was actually quite good, of Coure GL had to redo it and make it hours of lame programming- sorry SW franchise... bones are afoot! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:54 am

FOX News - TV Shows
My dad watches this crap all day, then all night he does nothing but rant a bunch anti-liberal, Obama-bashing hysteria. Coincidence? I think not. -- Submitted By: (Runfromcheney) on February 19, 2010, 11:47 am

Tom and Jerry movies - Movie Series
When they took the violent non-PC edge off of Tom and Jerry and made them a team on the show- and even- friends in the 1993 film. They whole shctick is they are trying to kill one another. Thanks PC crowd for destroying more classics, and thank god we can watch the classics on DVD. BONED as soon as Tom and Jerry were a team and on good terms. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:30 am

People of Walmart - Websites
I was at Wal Mart the other day and I thought of this website, and actually how damn cruel it is for some of the folks that shop there. Sort of like going to a homeless shelter and laughing at the people's condition. Boned from Day one, I dont care how popular it is- CRUEL. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:26 am

To Catch A Predator - TV Shows
The TCAP team just had a show on about a set up swag house for crooks to sell stolen items, almost as funny as the original to catch a predator, but not quite. No bone here, they have tried to get it back! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:22 am

Facebook - Websites
The Mafia, Farmville nonsense is bad, and the CONSTANT re-designs that are worse each time may be the things that kills the golden goose. We'll see if FB gets hit with the same fate as Myspace- hot spot to nonentity. A bone is pending on this one. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:20 am

myspace.com - Websites
I've been reading about what a debacle this has been for Rupert Murdoch and his Newscorp company recently, what an amazing flop, and highlights the risk of trying to cash in on youth oriented tech trends. Facebook eliminated this in one fell swoop- who would even want to buy this website now, and does anyone even use it anymore? Boned hard. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:18 am

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
When you throw Tootie on those roller skates- wow! Does it get better than that? Mrs. Garrett- fry up that trout immediately! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 11:16 am

Twilight - Movie Series
I heard that Dawn Lyn was going to be in the next movie as a "Cougar Vampire" trying to seduce Edward. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on February 19, 2010, 10:54 am

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
When you mentioned the Big Daddy tract, it made me think of the South Park episode where Richard Dawkins was teaching the class about evolution and Mrs. Garrison (yes, MRS. Garrison, he had a sex change at the time), who did not like the idea of evolution, starting acting like a monkey, going "Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm a monkey!". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 10:40 am

Crocodile Hunter, The - TV Shows
If the croc suddenly turned on Steve when he was holding his kid Bob, as wild animals have been known to do, Bob could have been killed. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 10:31 am

America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
I generally agree with the option that mentions that the show is mainly out-of-date. It was nice and entertaining back in the 1990s, but the internet (and mainly YouTube) sent this show the way of the dodo. Why mail in your videos and hope that it gets aired once on TV when you can upload them to the internet and control its distribution? Same goes vice-versa for the viewer. I don't need to tune in and waste an hour of my time watching funny home videos when I can just log onto YouTube and watch them whenever I am bored. -- Submitted By: (Runfromcheney) on February 19, 2010, 10:29 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
This site: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2706629/family_guy_mocks_trig_sarah_palin.html?singlepage=true&cat=9 does a good job of explaining how Seth MacFarlane breaks several rules when it comes to jokes. The best sentence was "Seth MacFarlane grabs the viewer by the throat and screams his attempt at humor several times, like an unfunny drunk at a party who is trying too hard." -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 10:17 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
I stopped at season 8. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 9:58 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Predictions of global warming's consequences provided by green lobbyists! When I said "some [scientists] are willing to compromise their integrity in the name of pushing political goals", I never thought I'd be THIS accurate. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 9:56 am

Full House - TV Shows
I think the producers took a defanate wrong turn after season four. Jessie and Rebecca getting married should have been that season's finale, then Jesse and Joey move out in the first couple of episodes of season five. Then, have the show follow different subplots which followed Danny and the girls, then Jesse and Rebecca, then Joey. (Although Joey probably could have been written out and nobody would miss him). That would have kept it fresh and enjoyable for at least a couple more seasons. But instead, ABC watered it down with useless characters and increasingly cheesy plots, and it turned into a commercial dreck during season 5 that became completely unwatchable by season 6. -- Submitted By: () on February 19, 2010, 9:52 am

Republican Party - Random Topics
Maybe I did overreact. Doh! Anyhow, when I brought up the Obama not wanting to be like Lincoln rumor, it was not intended as Obama-bashing, but more of a "say it ain't so" thing. Remember, I did say comparing Obama to Hitler was low in the Moveon.org topic. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on February 19, 2010, 9:39 am

Las Vegas - TV Shows
I'll admit, I liked this show for a while, it reminded me of Miami Vice for some reason, but when Lara Flynn Boyle BLEW OFF THE ROOF!!! Boned right then, it was like a Monty Python Sketch! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 9:22 am

Rambo - Movie Series
Just re-watched Rambo 1 & 2 forgot how good they were- I'm still avoiding three! Lets pretend that Bone didnt happen! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 19, 2010, 9:09 am

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