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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Laverne & Shirley - TV Shows
To enjoy any program there must be someone likeable, someone you want to "root for". This is one of those shows which contain no likeable characters, just a bunch of obnoxious, disagreeable oafs you don't at all care about. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on May 29, 2014, 2:58 pm

Frasier - TV Shows
This show lost its focus and went downhill rapidly once Niles was free to pursue Daphne. Much of the original humor derived from Niles unrequited love for Daphne, evident to everyone except her, and to the hilarious references to the always unseen Maris. In the span of just a few episodes they removed all of this. Then the writers, now completely bereft of creativity, resorted to that hoary old sitcom ploy of bringing in a baby; in this case unrealistically and against character having Roz get pregnant. Daphne also changed drastically during this time; gone was the cute, sweet young lady with the beautiful long hair, attractive dresses, and humorous sarcasm... replaced by a mean-spirited harridan wearing pants and short hair. To complete this trainwreck, they parade Daphne's relatives every other episode; these people were not characters but caricatures, so obnoxious and distasteful that any episode in which they appear is virtually unwatchable. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on May 29, 2014, 2:51 pm

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV Shows
"Starring Lorne Greene", who got about ten seconds of air time per episode. Other sci-fi shows at least tried to make us feel they took place in a future place and time; Cattlecar Galactica looked like they grabbed a busload of people from the nearest disco and dropped them onto a sci-fi set. And, in a sci-fi program, a lead character named "Starbuck"? (were the writers enamored of "The Jetsons"?) I am a long time sci-fi fan, but could never even sit through one episode of this. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on May 29, 2014, 2:34 pm

Star Trek - Movie Series
JJ Abrams makes a Star Trek movie. And the result is "Frat Boys in Space". Honestly, has anyone involved in these Abrams abominations ever even seen an episode of Star Trek? I have the impression Abrams was given a list of Star Trek nomenclature and character names then given carte blanche to make whatever movie he wanted using those. Bears no other relation to anything else in the accepted Star Trek canon. Abrams not only boned the fish but flushed it down the drain. The weakest episode of TOS is magnitudes better than this garbage. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on May 29, 2014, 2:25 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
Take your average Saturday morning cartoon, give it live action and an exorbitant budget, and you get this. Great special effects. But absolutely nothing else. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on May 29, 2014, 2:17 pm

Dark Shadows - TV Shows
Combine one part classic vampire movie and one part typical soap opera, add cheesy production and unknown actors, place on prime time schedule twice a week, and you get this odious drivel. -- Submitted By: (jgf) on May 29, 2014, 2:14 pm

Flash Gordon (2007) - TV Shows
Nothing in common with the traditional Flash Gordon but the name. A complete waste. -- Submitted By: () on May 29, 2014, 2:11 pm

Family Ties - TV Shows
I liked this show for about the first half of the first season, when it stuck to its original premise of a pair of middle aged ex-hippies now living a middle class existence with three varied children who did not share their ideals. But then it became "The Alex P. Keaton Show", everyone else was relegated to background status, and I stopped watching. -- Submitted By: () on May 29, 2014, 2:04 pm

Dora the Explorer - TV Shows
THAT'S what I did wrong that time I got robbed at gunpoint that time in Taco Bell. I forgot to yell "Swipers! NO swiping! Swipers not swinging that crowbar at me! Swipers no..." BLAM! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on May 22, 2014, 11:25 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
Brandon Tartikoff would've never dropped Saturday Morning animated programming had he chose not to leave NBC for Paramount in 1991. -- Submitted By: (JoseTwitterFan) on May 21, 2014, 3:09 pm

Mr. Belvedere - TV Shows
This was an average show at best. It was funny watching the butler and Bob go at it. My sister did not like this show. Said it was a lame copy of Growing Pains (mom, dad, older son, middle sister, younger boy) minus the butler. It sure disappeared without much fanfare. Poor Mr. Belvedere, I haven't seen play that bad since the days of Bob Uecker. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 21, 2014, 1:21 am

Naked Truth, The - TV Shows
I remember when this show first came out. It was pretty funny, and Tea Leoni was great- a sexy, physical comedienne with great timing. The cast was good, and the tabloid back drop had a lot of potential. Unfortunately it was not given time to develop, and the morons of ABC got rid of it. I thought a saving grace was upon me when NBC picked it up. Unfortunately, like they love to do, those clowns retooled the entire show, got rid of the biting satire, muzzled all the actors, and brought in Norm. The show seriously boned, and it was finally but out of it's misery. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 21, 2014, 12:43 am

Shake It Up - TV Shows
Gunther leaving and Tinka suddenly becoming best friends with Rocky and Cece was the boning moment for this show. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on May 20, 2014, 7:00 pm

Mythbusters - TV Shows
I liked this show when Scottie was on it. Man I had a serious crush on her. It was better before the build team got their own segments and Kari thought she was the best thing about the show. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 19, 2014, 11:17 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
Un-freakin'-believable. Only recently does Jenny go around spouting "I wasn't anti-vaccine, I just wanted parents to ask the tough questions." Sure you did, Jenny...sure you did. Way to backpedal there, ya bubblehead. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 18, 2014, 3:42 am

Perez Hilton - Celebrities
I don't know about that, cartooner - I'd like to sock Perez as well, but I don't want any dog spit on my hands. When he was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 18, 2014, 3:38 am

Perez Hilton - Celebrities
BTW, does anyone else think that Perez Hilton has a very punchable face? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 14, 2014, 6:27 pm

Johnny Test - TV Shows
The first season was okay. Everything after that is godawful. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 14, 2014, 12:08 am

Casey Kasem - Celebrities
As of May 12, 2014, Mr. Casey Kasem's whereabouts are unknown and even Mrs. Kasem's lawyer claims to have no idea except to say that Mrs. Kasem has had Mr. Kasem taken out of the US to an unknown foreign locale and she has the 'right' to do that despite Mr. Kasem's children [by his earlier union's] wanting to see that he's okay. The judge in this case has ordered Mr. Kasem to be found- and the scary thing is that the man's in his 80's has advanced Parksinson's Disease and can no longer talk so WHY has he been hidden from his children and possibly taken abroad [and how likely would that have been HIS idea]? I had nothing against Mrs. Jean Kasem and thought she was okay in 'The Tortellis' but for her to evidently do this to his family [hom no one has alleged were a danger to him] is rather appalling IMO. What will it take for our nation to take Elder Abuse seriously? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 13, 2014, 12:11 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Thanks Icemouth for saving those archives and thank YOU, Chubby Rain, for suggesting it.:) My own G:/ hard drive crashed and Iw ould love to see the archives..:) SC -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 13, 2014, 1:47 am

DVDs - Random Topics
I'm probably in the minority here, but I still avoid dvd and bluray. My favorite format was, and always will be VHS. The players are becoming easier to find now too. -- Submitted By: (hippyman) on May 12, 2014, 1:46 pm

Sam & Cat - TV Shows
This show was hexed right from the get go. Disappointing ratings have now been followed by the recent estrangement between Jennette McCurdy and Ariana Grande over Grande allegedly being paid more. Looks like this is only going one season. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on May 11, 2014, 7:48 pm

Sam & Cat - TV Shows
I have been watching this show for awhile now, and it is definately not a "kids show." There are adult references everywhere. I love it! -- Submitted By: () on May 10, 2014, 10:56 pm

Timon & Pumbaa - TV Shows
People have mentioned the change in tone. Part of this stems from the aforementioned change of writers and directors, but also from the fact that despite Nathan Lane's prominent mention in press materials at the time - I was writing for an animation trade mag, so I actually saw them - two other actors, Quinton Flynn and Kevin Schlon, shared the role of Timon with him, each interpreting the role a little bit differently. I do agree with the criticism that this was a blatant attempt to cash in on a hit, while "playing it safe" by keeping Simba off to the side. Apparently, Disney had wanted to try something like this since unsuccessfully trying to launch a series for Tito of Oliver & Company. And once they did this and got away with it...Well, do I have to go any further? -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on May 10, 2014, 8:24 am

30 Rock - TV Shows
This show is hilarious. I love when it pokes fun of politics. It is especially entertaining when left wings nuts say it makes too much fun of them, and when right wings nuts say it makes too much fun of them. Liz and Jack have a hilarious relationship, and the entire cast is spot-on. Put your politics away and get a sense of humor. ALL politicians are crooks. All of them. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 1:30 am

Last Man Standing - TV Shows
This show isn't still on the air is it? Truly lame. I have not been able to sit through an entire episode. I thought unfunny, stereotypical, forced laugh-track sitcoms were a thing of the past. This will probably be another According to Jim show, where it stays on the air for years, but you don't know anyone who has ever watched it. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 1:22 am

Equalizer, The - TV Shows
Why no comments on this show? This was an awesome show, and Edward Woodward was awesome as the former operative that helps people out of trouble. Not enough love for this cool show. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 1:12 am

Bobs Burgers - TV Shows
This looks like one of those shows when you take a glance at it, it looks like something too stupid to waste time on. The animation hurt my eyes the first time I saw this, and the voices made me cringe. But I took a chance on Netflix, and could not believe how funny this show is. It has surprisingly good chemistry, great comic timing, and a sincere level of detail I would have never guessed. That H. Jon is a truly talented voice actor. He's perfect as Bob. I am glad I took a chance on this bizarre little comedy, it really is far more clever and funny than a hundred MacFarlane animated shows. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 1:08 am

Perfect Strangers - TV Shows
I recall being sometimes amused by this show. Of course Balki was the centerpiece, though I quickly became annoyed by his never-wavering accent. Him or his dumb cousin Larry were always getting into some ridiculous mischief, and in the end they said their apologies, or Balki would tell some lame anecdote about his homeland and make things better. I can see why this is a mostly forgotten show. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 12:52 am

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - TV Shows
I love this show. Once again I was late to the party, so I did not start watching until the fifth season. I enjoyed it so much I bought all the DVDs back then. I still like this show, I just finished watching the entire run again just two days ago on amazon prime. Buffy is without a doubt one of TV's best characters ever. Her Willow and Xander had great chemistry, and Giles was great. I was never a fan of Cordelia, so I am glad she left. I did like Oz, and wish he lasted longer. Spike is also an integral character, richly developed over the years, absolutely necessary. I don't get why all the hate on poor Dawn. I thought she was beautiful. Probably unnecessary, but I liked how she always pushed Buffy's buttons. Overall one of the best shows ever. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 12:43 am

Growing Pains - TV Shows
This was a family favorite growing up. It was pretty good for the first few years. I thought Tracy Gold was a criminally underrated actress. She was really great. The parents had good chemistry, and even Mike was fun when he was up to his shenanigans. Ben was not a great actor, but he got better as time went by. It was fun when Boner and Eddie joined Mike for a little trouble-making. That Boner was a fun weirdo, rest his soul. The show definitely boned when Mike became a Jesus freak and the entire dynamic changed into forgettable fluff. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 12:26 am

My Two Dads - TV Shows
This is a fairly cheesy sitcom that I recall only because I had a crush on that Staci. I thought she was the highlight of the show. I did not care for her father Burke, he will always be a sleazebag after he tried to kill Ripley and Newt. The other father was supposed to be the cool father, but he was utterly forgettable. Overall an inoffensive, if boring show. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 10, 2014, 12:15 am

Will & Grace - TV Shows
Most of the stuff NBC has dragged out for TV shows post Seinfield and such suck. Then they wonder why they are pretty much the #4 now when it comes to ratings -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 9, 2014, 12:46 am

Fangface - TV Shows
Yet another show about a group of teens who travel around and solve mysteries. This was one of the lamest. Thankfully for the most part it's pretty much forgotten. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 6, 2014, 11:59 pm

AfterMASH - TV Shows
Sequel shows tend to be lousy like Golden Palace or Three's a Crowd. AfterMASH was no exception. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 6, 2014, 11:45 pm

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
I think the old Garfield and Friends cartoon show is infinitely more entertaining than the strip itself. And I found out that Jim Davis no longer draws the actual strip now a days. I guess that explains why Garfield's most recent character design looks so bad. I guess it isn't because his feet are too big but because his body has gotten so small. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 6, 2014, 11:41 pm

Doobie Brothers, The - Music Groups
I meant to say why would the guys from What's Happening not like the doobies. I just realized I had one too many negative words in that sentence. Anyway, a lot of their songs were influenced by Motown. Another great rock band not in the rock hall. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on May 6, 2014, 11:25 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
Lol @ the "Flashbacks" reason....like I said before, I personally don't think GG ever actually jumped the shark, but that particular reason reminded me of an episode where the girls had a flashback during the middle of another flashback lol! I was like "wtf?!" At that point they were really getting carried away with those. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on May 6, 2014, 4:24 pm

Will & Grace - TV Shows
Truly one of the worst shows NBC produced. Typical sit-com stereotypes, lame writing and obnoxious characters. How the heck did this last so long? I could never get through an entire episode either. Good gravy that Karen's voice was so grating and her character was so unlikeable. Hopefully this tripe fades away quickly with little fanfare like other shows that lasted way longer than they should have (I'm looking at you According to Jim and Home Improvement) -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on May 6, 2014, 12:05 am

X-Men - Movie Series
So... finding out about Bryan Singer's sordid personal life, that he may or may not be into underage boys, that many of the actors in these films were likely cast via the casting couch... does that ruin these movies for you? Will you see his new film? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 2, 2014, 12:25 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
@ Chubby Rain, I definitely will! :) -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on May 2, 2014, 5:40 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Ice mouth- start copying and posting old reasons and comments and share the links so others can mine that data over to here! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 1, 2014, 9:33 pm

Full House - TV Shows
I could never get into this show, way too sappy, fake and annoying. I do vaguely remember an episode where someone ran their car into the HOUSE and if I recall correctly, the parent didn't do a damn thing about it! WTF? Not in my house baby! You can't just drive you car into the kitchen and think there aren't going to be some fucking consequences. One of the many reasons why I could never get into "Full House". -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on May 1, 2014, 8:53 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
To me it boned when Delta left. But I must add that Julia Sugarbaker always hopping on her soapbox giving random speeches was an annoying thing to witness. Most of the time, the speeches weren't necessary and had little to do with what was being discussed. "Hey Julia, we're out of milk" "Do I look like the milk maid? My God, after all the things women have accomplished through the years, and you people still try to oppress and degrade us! Well, as a Southern woman, I WILL NOT stand for it!" Jesus Christ. Those rants were usually unprovoked and got too preachy. But when Delta left that's when I noticed a big dip in quality. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on May 1, 2014, 8:21 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Fuck TV Guide! Btw, I do have working links to the Jumped The Shark archives (A-Z). Those bastards THOUGHT they completely blocked the Wayback Machine, but they really didn't. :) I even saved/screenshot the pages just in case they try some bullshit again. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on May 1, 2014, 7:57 pm

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Yeah, the ultra-pc, extremist left CRAP got SO hard to watch,,,like the time the episode with the Nannites,,,no Captain with any brains or guts would turn over a member of his crew to an alien race for judgement,,,,,and you knew that they were running out of ideas when they started to have episodes based completely around the holodeck, though I did like Moriarty,,,,the worst were all the eps with Worf and Alexander,,,,, -- Submitted By: (Arkady) on April 29, 2014, 5:20 pm

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV Shows
They lost a HUGE amount of funding because Lucas sued for copyright infringement, completely ridiculous, TOTALLY different premise than Star Wars,,,,so funding was RADICALLY cut, this is the cause of the majority of the complaints on here,,,,i.e., little to no special effects, characters disappearing,,,,then it was moved to a Sunday night format where the FCC had decreed that all Sunday night programming had to be educational,,,so no more cool laser fights,,,,by then it was just Apollo and Starbuck ferrying a bunch of stupid kids (Jason, Moonstone, and Starla, anyone?) around, flying motorcycles,,,,and lots of other stupid crap but the station had to do the best they were given,,,,I don't even want to talk about how Godawful G1980 was,,,,except the last episode with the return of Starbuck,,,,,one part that was unintentionally hilarious was how in the voiceovers Starbuck sounds like a polished poet, and the quality of the special effects went down with Cy the Cylon because the suits wanted to have a character that was more identifiable so you can actually hear the actors tones in Cy's dialogue,,,,,never could really get into the new ones, though there were a few good scenes,,,, -- Submitted By: () on April 29, 2014, 4:45 pm

V (1984) - TV Shows
The miniseries was good, they "dumbed it down" for a TV audience with the half-breed girl, Elizabeth "magically" absorbing the force of the bomb. In the book it made MUCH more sense,she was a prodigy, and she saved the day, but by programming the countdown into an endless loop so the bomb would never explode. The TV show boned almost immediately by killing off main characters like Elias and Martin, cheap special effects, Donovan captured/escaping over and over,,,,,we didn't have "Bone the Fish" as a statement back then, but I remember thinking that as a thirteen-year old kid! And the recently-released sequel novels all sucked too,,,,the original novels during the eighties were okay but the CRAP released in the last few years were garbage,,,seemed more interested in talking about deviant sex acts between humans and Visitors than anything else,,,,, -- Submitted By: () on April 29, 2014, 3:03 pm

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
Season 2 was, for most of its run, disappointingly missing the Riddler. Not only my favourite guest villain, but the fan favourite, which is why Frank Gorshin was asking so much money to return to the role. In response to the fans missing him, ultimately, near the end of the season, they recast the Riddler, to violently negative reaction, with Gomez Addams. Needless to say, they never did THAT again, and they paid Frank Gorshin his asking price for season 3. But, it was too late. The damage had been done. The show was over. And to all those people complaining this wasn't the gritty dark knight you're so familiar with today, this was the 1960's. Silver Age Batman... Compared to the comics, this WAS the gritty dark knight you're familiar with... This was about the time Batman was married to Batwoman and had a Bat Ape as a pet, and a bat cave in outer space so he could fight aliens... Sure, it was campy compared to TODAY'S Batman, but it laid the groundwork for sobering up an incredibly silly Batman for a more mature interpretation. -- Submitted By: (TheCeej) on April 28, 2014, 9:40 am

Good Times - TV Shows
I may be in the minority here but I found Florida to be annoying, especially when she would get on her soapbox all the time over random stuff. Then my dislike for her reached new levels whenever she tried to make James give the money he found back. Ummm WTF?! Let me get this straight, you and your whole family are DIRT POOR, living in the projects, barely have any food, and your husband finds $27,000 in a random paper bag and all you can say is "give it back James"? Hell, I would have kept every penny, and moved the hell out of there. Let Florida stay in the ghetto if she loved it there so much. But what does she turn around and do after James dies? Marries Carl and leaves her family in the projects after keeping them there for so long. What a role model. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 26, 2014, 8:48 am

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
And regarding that SD pin, I totally agree. Come on, they'd show Cliff and Clair getting into bed and Cliff had the damn thing pinned to his PAJAMAS! At that point it was really getting ridiculous. I know he wore it during the day as a "tribute", but what on Earth would be the point of wearing it to bed?! Did he wear it while having sex with Clair as well? Like I said before, ridiculous.... -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 26, 2014, 8:39 am

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
I don't think it actually ever jumped the shark (or boned the fish) but I do find a lot of the continuity errors to be very irritating a lot of the time. Of course, it would never stop me from watching the show, but it was annoying at times (for example, the number of kids Blanche had sometimes changed, hell even Blanche's middle name was changed so that her initials could be B.E.D.,) and wtf was up with Miles being in the Witness Protection Program?? I admit that there was a point where everyone seemed to become caricatures of themselves (Rose becomes even dumber, Blanche is the biggest slut in the world and it is referenced in almost every line, etc) but even then the show was still funnier than many other shows. There are many funny episodes throughout the series but the ones I could not stand were really bad (Mr. Terrific, Brother Can U Spare That Jacket, Empty Next, etc). I also didn't like Not Another Monday, because Sophia's "friend" was straight up creepy and the storyline was depressing. "I bought you this dinner because I want you to be there with me when I kill myself" *grins widely* Straight up CREEPY..... -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 1:01 am

Jamie Foxx Show, The - TV Shows
Braxton was one of the most annoying characters I have seen in a sitcom in my life. He isn't as bad as Urkel, but he IS as bad as Carlton. He is a complete cornball and I hate his voice. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 12:52 am

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
I am in stitches over some of these Pam comments. Now, let me just go on the record and say, I didn't actually "hate" Pam and company, but I do understand where some of you are coming from regarding your opinions about her character. First of all, "Cousin Pam". Do you call your cousins, "Cousin Lisa" or "Cousin Jeff"? Secondly, Pam had never even been mentioned in any episodes in the past, so why was the audience expected to suddenly care about this random cousin who we knew virtually nothing about, and not only her but her friends too? Were we expected to care JUST because Pam was from the hood? Did they want a cookie for it? Lots of people are from the hood but that doesn't mean they should get to completely take over a sitcom. So yes, many fans were puzzled and annoyed, because it was so random and unnecessary. It seemed incredibly superfluous as well. I still remember that day when I was flipping through the channels looking for the Cosby Show, but instead of I found what looked like to be, "Cousin Pam and Friends". I sat there with the remote in my hand totally confused, thinking, "Who the hell are these people? Where's Cliff? Where's Rudy? WTF?" -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 12:49 am

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
About the 600th time Beaver proudly stated the lie, "Well gee Dad, I sure learned my lesson!" then turns around and does some dumb shit again next week. I actually think LITB is a classic show. But I also have to be honest abd say, how many times can somebody possibly fall for the same shit over and over again? And why would you continue to listen to Eddie Haskell? Beaver ventured past the point of Gullible Land and went straight into Dumbass Avenue. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 12:35 am

Martin (TV Series) - TV Shows
I don't get how the writers could've possibly thought making Cole a complete idiot would be funny. At the beginning of Season 1, he was slow (and odd) but not quite as stupid as he ended up being later on. The "Tommy doesn't have a job" or "What does Tommy do" thing was funny at first but eventually became corny and predictable after like the third time. Why did Martin care anyway?? He was acting as if he was Tommy's boyfriend or something. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 12:29 am

Dora the Explorer - TV Shows
And why the hell is Dora's ass never in school? What kind of parents let their kid roam around in wooded areas, mountaintops, rivers etc with a monkey? And I'm sorry, but this show promotes the falsification that if someone takes your stuff, yelling at them will get them to give it back, then they'll simply say "AWWW MAN!" and walk away. Wtf? Good luck with that. Also, Dora may be multilingual, but she is STILL as dumb as a brick. She stands in front of a pink waterfall and shouts, "I NEED YOUR HELP! CAN YOU HELP US FIND THE PINK WATERFALL?" *stares at audience for 5 minutes without blinking* Even Boots has this look on his face like he is thinking, "Why am I even hanging out with this fucktard?" Either Dora needs to get a fucking GPS or start going to class, because she can't find shit that is right behind her, is best friends with a monkey and a singing bookbag, and wears skimpy clothing when she's supposed to be like 7 years old. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 12:24 am

Captain Planet and the Planeteers - TV Shows
I don't think there are words that can properly express my hatred of this show and all it's characters. First of all, this is supposed to be a kids' show. So why in the hell is this show about saving the environment, ozone layer, and recycling? And I know the show is trying to make little kids conscious about pollution and all that stuff, but come on, they are KIDS. And this is a cartoon! You only get to be a kid once. It force feeds them preachy messages about shit they couldn't care less about. When this would come on, I used to immediately change the channel. I never wanted to see some blue dude who obviously had no wife or gf, fly around the city with a bunch of kids, bitching about how people don't care about Earth and how we are all going to die if you accidentally drop a Coke can in the bottle bin. I have no problem with recycling, and I do it, but Captain Planet was so damn dramatic. Even if I decide to not recycle one day, we are not all "doomed" and it would not make me an evil person. LOL. To top it off, the show was boring as hell, a damn snoozefest. "Captain Planet" was one of the lamest so-called superheroes in the history of the world. -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 25, 2014, 12:06 am

A.N.T. Farm - TV Shows
I don't have a problem with China Anne McClain. HOWEVER, Chyna Parks can be quite an irritating character. A lot of the time, Chyna thinks she knows everything (just because she's in the ANT program) and even shitted on her own brother for not being as "talented" as she and the other ANTS. I know her supposed talent is singing, but ANT Farm is a tv show, not a musical, so why would you belt out a song at the water fountain in the hallway, aren't you supposed to be in class? Oh wait, that's right, the ANTS hardly EVER go to class, all they do is hang out at IHOW (even though it is not a safe place to eat, or hang out for that matter), play on their ANT Pads, and stand in the middle of the hall gloating. Why go to high school if you aren't going to do anything?? Fletcher isn't that bad but the way Chyna treated him made me wonder WHY he even had a crush on her in the first place, or why they were even friends for that matter. Granted, Chyna is a cute girl and all, but she friendzoned him (through SONG) in front of a bunch of ppl in a restaurant. Wtf? And don't get me started on Olive. Yes she is intelligent, but she is way too arrogant about it, just because you're a walking computer doesn't mean you can shit on everybody else, especially when you admitted to being scared of curly fries in one episode. Once again, WTF? -- Submitted By: (Icemouth) on April 24, 2014, 11:55 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
I wouldn't say Season 6 is where it officially jumped because there are some great/classic episodes in S6, like A Stash from the Past, Lies My Father Told Me and Don't Ask Don't Tell, just to name a few. Season 6 is an above average season in general. Honestly, Season 7 is when things got a lot less funny and characters seemed to become complete caricatures of themselves. I have no problem with women cutting their hair, but for some reason, as soon as Jackie cut her hair, it was like "BAM, I'm going to act like a cross between Ellen DeGeneres and Barney Fife now!". I personally think the show should have ended at the end of S6, because the show would have went out on a high note. But instead, it went on for 3 more utterly unnecessary seasons, in which Jackie's character suddenly exists only to pop into a room, grimace and say something insanely slapstick, clutch onto Andy for dear life, and go right back out. She and Roseanne didn't even seem close anymore at that point. Another thing I noticed is that, even though I liked David, he began getting more airtime than necessary (more than DARLENE, DJ, JACKIE, etc) and Mark went from being the smooth bad boy/rebel (think "Fonz" from Happy Days) to being dumber than a box of rocks. But the actual shark jump moment that there was absolutely no turning back from was when the hit the lottery. The sharks had been swarming around for awhile before that, but when the Conners were suddenly multimillionaires the shark was jumped, maimed, and suffered a bloody gory death. The lottery episode was completely uncalled for, unrealistic and it also went against everything the show was supposed to be about in the first place. That was the definite point of no return, and the show continued to head into a continuous downward spiral for the rest of it's run. After they won the lottery, the charm of the show was gone, the characters (which had already started to become caricatures of their former selves) were no longer funny, relatable, and the chemistry that they used to have was absent. Everything was suddenly awkward and no longer even felt like "Roseanne". -- Submitted By: () on April 24, 2014, 11:44 pm

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
I hate that the syndicated version of the show is pared down to a half an hour. My husband gave me a DVD with some uncut episodes, and it just underlined how much the distinctive flavor of the show was watered down by the editing. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on April 24, 2014, 11:49 am

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Hey I also got a Hyundai with 3 months of Sirius/XM. Needless to say, I didn't subscribe. He's nearly unlistenable now. All it is, C list celebrities and ragging on JD. The lack of Artie or anyone in that chair has decimated that show. Hell, he barely has Richard and Sal and their antics. Retire Howard. -- Submitted By: (Googalslosh) on April 24, 2014, 3:57 am

2010s - Random Topics
I agree with Dollfan. It really just does seem that the technological advancements are aimed to see how fast and easy you can access Facebook/Twitter etc. Doing things we've done before or had already achieved yet we somehow need to figure it out how to make it even easier. Just like smartphones and tablets. They all function the same with very little difference and they all even remotely look the same. Do the same things, have the same apps and everything. That's not advancing, that's running in place. It reminded me back in the decade before, with cellphones. Everyone was trying to make slimmer and smaller phones and advertise them as different, when they did the same functions. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 24, 2014, 3:29 am

Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan, The - TV Shows
I watched this when I was a kid because I knew the character from the Earl Derr Biggers novels and the old movies. It was cool that the movie "Number One Son" Keye Luke played Chan. Not so cool that Number One Son Henry's singing voice was Ron Dante, which meant he sounded just like Archie Andrews! And doubly uncool is that while the producers made a huge deal about this being the first time that an Asian-born actor played Chan, they also fired most of the Asian-American actors who voiced the Chan kids in the pilot! Also, this show had to hold the record for the largest number of animation gaffes in history! In just about every episode, the wrong character's mouth is moving when a line is read, particularly in scenes featuring the two oldest brothers. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on April 23, 2014, 9:35 pm

Chick Tracts - Random Topics
A Chick Tract led me to the Lord, but Mr. Chick is a bit opinionated. I attended a Catholic Mass this past Easter, Mary (That's Jesus Mother for those of you in Rio Linda!) was mentioned only once, DISPROVING Catholics are nothing more than a bunch of stark raving Mary Worshipers. As a matter of fact they mentioned many of the same things my church (Baptist)did. They mentioned that Adam and Eve caused sin to enter this world, and all of us have sinned one time or another. They also said the "Blessed Hope" (That's The Rapture for those of you in Rio Linda!) could take place at any time. IMHO Catholics are Christians, they just worship god differently, and there is NOTHING wrong with that. PS if Jack Chick thinks he knows EVERYTHING about Christians there is a little test he can take. Fill an olympic sized pool with water. Put in 10,000 HUNGRY Piranhas (This is Optional but it kind of makes things a little more interesting LOL). Mr Chick will then walk the length of the pool. If he's 100% right it shouldn't be any problem. What's that, you aren't 100% right? In that case Bon Appetit Fishies! -- Submitted By: () on April 21, 2014, 12:12 pm

Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
What does it suggest to me? That those little green men are pretty damn clever... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on April 17, 2014, 4:26 pm

Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
In the more distant past (the fifties and sixties), there were spectacular UFO visitation stories, and occasionally photographs of the UFO were taken. They were uniformly bad pictures - out of focus, etc., and no conclusions could be drawn from them as a result. It seems that cameras either weren't on hand to capture the best stuff, or weren't able to capture useful images owing to limitations. Flash forward to the present - Digital cameras (still and video, with autofocus and good low light sensitivity) are universal in cell phones, and if almost anything happens anywhere in the modern world, such cameras are able to capture it. Excepting UFOs -- for some reason, despite an avalanche of cameras in the hands of practically everyone, no one seems ever able to get good pictures of a UFO. What does this suggest to you? -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on April 11, 2014, 3:45 pm

Bates Motel - TV Shows
Oedipus Rex meets Alfred Hitchcock. Seriously, young Norman Bates is in love and in lust with his mother, and she encourages him. This odd couple is so obvious about their feelings for each other that Norman's half-brother Dylan calls them Mr. and Mrs. Bates. Great show with a great cast. Freddie Highmore nails it as the strange, brooding, psychotic teen and Vera Farmiga is awesome as the sexy, slutty, manipulative momzilla. Norman comes off as a sweet, shy and awkward kid but has a disturbing habit of blacking out. Whenever that happens, someone nearby usually turns up dead. In an early episode we see him in one of these fugue states when he tries to murder Dylan by bashing his head in with a meat mallet. In a flashback, we watched as he crushed his step-father's skull with a blender. We also watched in horror as his sexy teacher seduced him, knowing she would end up very dead, which she did and our boy Norman lost all memory of the evening. Great show and well worth watching! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on April 11, 2014, 2:40 pm

Middle, The - TV Shows
Unlike a lot of family sitcoms, the parents are the backbone of this show. Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn have amazing on-screen chemistry and are completely believable as a working class couple struggling to keep things together, both financially and emotionally. They hate their kids sometimes but always look out for their interests even if it means being yelled at by ungrateful brats. The young actors playing the kids are amazing and bring to life weird and often unlikeable characters. Axl, for instance, refused to wear pants for the first two seasons and came to the dinner table (and TV, and game night, and entertaining visitors) in only his jockey shorts. Sue is so needy and whiney you want to run away as soon as you see her. Brick is completely neurotic and is plagued by nervous tics and has been banished to a class for socially impaired kids. Put all of this together and you get a great show. The Heck's don't live in a nice home, they live in a dump, mom and dad work at low paying jobs they hate, and the kids are all seriously flawed. It's a nice slice of life and show how millions of Americans really live. It's also very funny! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on April 11, 2014, 2:26 pm

Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
So when are we going to see some real good smoking-gun evidence already? I'm talking about these ET guys landing their big disc, cigar or lantern shaped craft around a vast crowd of people? or maybe that's just not how they roll? They do seem to like nuclear plants for some reason -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 10:05 am

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
it appears they air more reality shows than weather alerts..if you want to check up on severe weather around the country, i'd check elsewhere, because you'd probably get 'Prospectors' instead -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:44 am

Jeffersons, The - TV Shows
I can't imagine what was so great about this show to make it last 11 seasons..of course i think the same about Married With Children -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:22 am

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
you'll still find stand-alone Pizza Huts nowadays, but when they decided to include Pizza Hut, Taco Bell & KFC all in one FF eatery, that somehow cheapened their franchise for me.. i can't picture myself getting pizza at the same place they make tacos and chicken -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:20 am

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
i liked their Phish Food & Late-Night Snack flavors, but yeah they can come down on their price just a little.. Why does a small container of ice cream have to cost so much? -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:11 am

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
I don't see what the big deal is about that song..i found it rather annoying -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:09 am

Justified - TV Shows
Season finale was ridiculous. The Crows story line was a waste of my time..it has officially boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (Sparkles) on April 9, 2014, 6:34 pm

X-Play - TV Shows
No comments from the fan boys? This was once a cool show. Back when Morgan and Adam actually looked like they were enjoying reviewing video games and clowning around. Then it got too serious and dull. Morgan was cute nerd eye candy, but she did not take advantage of that and went into obscurity. The show's network was removed from directv early on, so I missed the final few years. Couldn't get my Morgan fix, so I moved on, and so did everyone else apparently. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on April 9, 2014, 3:11 pm

MSNBC - Random Topics
Does anyone even watch this channel? I know people who watch CNN and Foxnews, Never msnbc. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:55 pm

Tony Shalhoub - Celebrities
I agree with Fletch. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:50 pm

Jennifer Aniston - Celebrities
I still think she's hot but that's just my opinion. I could care less about who she's with or not. I will admit she gets typecast quite often. Quit the rom-com movies for awhile. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:49 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
So am I crazy or has WWE become entertaining again? I like the new people coming up (Bray Wyatt, the Shield, Bryan), and it looks like they are truly phasing out the older wrestlers (Big Show losing the Wrestlemania battle royal to Cesaro and Undertaker's surprising loss) After 12 years of not caring, I'm getting sucked back into pro wrestling... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on April 7, 2014, 6:54 pm

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
They got good ice cream, but it's so expensive. Best when I want to treat myself every once in a great while -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 5, 2014, 8:08 pm

2010s - Random Topics
The "incredible technological innovations" consisted pretty much only of ways to access the internet via smaller devices. Cancer and AIDs are no closer to being cured than before, world hunger seems to be at least as bad as ever, life's even MORE complicated than it used to be, and all these technological innovations only serve to make it easier for total strangers to know everything about you and use it against you. Yay, what progress! This decade=epic fail. ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 2, 2014, 6:49 pm

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
I'll be honest, I don't find Blurred Lines to be a good song, regardless on whether it's about rape or not. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 2, 2014, 2:45 pm

How I Met Your Mother - TV Shows
So the final season takes 21 episodes to show us a Robin Barney wedding weekend, where we see the "mother" for about 15 minutes total, and nothing happens in most episodes. The hour finale has them divorced in 10 minutes, Barney is just the same old dope he has always been, Ted's new love of his life just dies offscreen, and they reveal that he is telling his kids this story to get their permission to bang, er date, Aunt Robin, then like a stalker he goes to her apartment with a blue trombone. Get out the fillet knives, this one makes the end of the Sopranos seem like a masterpiece. And Barney has a baby with a woman that they dont ever show, and now he cares, about people. BONED. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 31, 2014, 10:45 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
For the fourth consecutive year, he's won the fan's choice award at the Canadian Music Awards. What a joke. He deserved to be booed. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on March 31, 2014, 7:10 pm

Vladimir Putin - Celebrities
Seems to me he's determined to bring back the Cold War. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on March 31, 2014, 7:06 pm

eBay - Websites
Ebay continues to drive out small and individual sellers with the Detail Sellers Report and Cassini. Cassini search algorithm is base on DSR and sell though rates that favors big mass sellers and Chinese knockoffs seller by giving them exclusive priority on best matches while at the same time not listing items from small and individual sellers in searches. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on March 31, 2014, 6:34 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
How about a feature that enables users to edit or delete the comments of other users? >:-D Just kidding, obviously. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 31, 2014, 5:41 pm

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
The King of Crap TV Shows! Or maybe The Queen? It seems the reality TV show industry has settled on this formula: find the most ignorant, loathsome unwashed disgusting filthy in-bred idiots and let them embarrass themselves and by extension, the entire human race. Also in this category: Duck Dynasty, Swamp People, Ax Men, Gator Boys, Game of Arms, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Storage Wars. There are many others out there. It seems Boo-Boo and her ilk celebrate ignorance. The kids are being raised to be anti-intellectual slobs who think they are fat because of the devil, rather than the 10 million or so calories each one pushes down their bloated throats every day. I don't think anyone in Clan Boo-Boo had ever picked up a book, let alone read one. They speak about Wal-Mart in hushed, reverend terms, like it is a holy place, and spend their "TV Money" on utter crap rather than improving the lives of their children. Will Honey Boo-Boo still be adorable when she is a 700-pound pregnant teenager? -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on March 31, 2014, 12:58 pm

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - TV Shows
Dr. Sagan would most definitely approve of this show because it: 1)Promotes human curiosity 2)Explains some of the wonders around us in everyday language WITHOUT dumbing down the science and 3)Does not flinch away from calling out superstition and ignorance as abominations promoted by idiots to further their own agendas. On that last point, I was intrigued by episode 2 when it started moving in the direction of evolution. Dr. Tyson steps on camera and I thought here comes the 'intelligent design' cop-out or the 'everyone is entitled to their own stupid beliefs' speech but NO! He defended evolution not as a theory but as a flat hard fact and denounced religious leaders who purposefully lie to their kids about it. Go Neil! This show absolutely remains true to Sagan's original concept. It has a different look and feel to it at times but the times have changed since 1980. Dr. Tyson told the story in the first episode of how Carl Sagan, who was already a rock-star scientist and professor, befriended this poor black kid from Brooklyn named Neil Tyson and sparked his scientific curiosity and his love of learning. Hopefully, Dr. Tyson will be able to inspire some of today's kids to pursue science. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on March 31, 2014, 12:33 pm

Vikings - TV Shows
Ok, weird premise: one of history's most notorious bands of horrid, murderous, thieving thugs, portrayed as a tight-knit group who love each other and only want the best for their kids! It seems the producers are saying hey! these guys are just like us! Except my family and I don't murder innocent people and steal from their dead, butchered corpses. The acting, writing, direction, and photography are all well above average and you can get easily sucked into the world of Ragnar and his associates. They can be really sweet characters for a few episodes and then they cut the throats of innocents because they want their gold. The Season 1 raid on the English church and monastery was particularly brutal. The Vikings went out of their way to terrify the monks and priests and desecrate their church before hacking them to death with axes and looting all their valuables. I got the same uneasy feeling watching The Vikings as I did watching The Sopranos. I realized that I was actually rooting for Tony and liked him even though he was a stone cold killer. Ragnar is depicted as such a charmer everyone likes him and tends to forgive his quirks (like murder and thievery). All in all it is a good show and the acting is excellent. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on March 31, 2014, 12:18 pm

Pan Am - TV Shows
IMO, once one saw a few minutes of folks dressing up in suits to ride in planes with inedible meals being served with the finest plates and cutlery and then waxed nostalgic about being treated as royalty by the now-defunct airline, there really was no point in tuning in. -- Submitted By: () on March 30, 2014, 1:57 pm

Wings - TV Shows
I never got the hype over this. It seemed a passable thing to watch once in a while but no great shakes to seek out. Oh, and I disliked how we were supposed to root for the snotty kid bro while jeer at the rival owner merely because the rival owner was fat and older. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 30, 2014, 1:46 pm

2010s - Random Topics
While there have been some incredible technological innovations in this decade, IMO it's not been without its problems. One thing I dislike a great deal is how no one is allowed to simply have quirks or foibles, they must have 'syndromes' which 'require' drugs and there are huge drives to push as many folks as possible to get hooked on them even having advertizements that tout said drugs as invaluable keys to getting the most out of life [even with the voiceovers spelling out that the side effects are often WORSE than what the drugs claim to cure]. How can we expect youth to want to be clean and sober when the message of 'you're doomed to be a miserable mess unless you get drugs to cure ALL your woes' get pushed down everyone's throats? Not only has Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit' come to fruition but that movie "Road to Wellville" which appeared to satire the turn of the previous century's obsession with quack cures but, now appears to satirize OUR OWN. If there's anyone left in 50 years, they're wonder what was this decade THINKING via this philosophy! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 30, 2014, 1:32 pm

Celebrity Rehab - TV Shows
Dr. Drew probably regrets coming up with this show now that he has five celebrity patients/contestants from his show that are now corpses because his treatment didn't work. The public, fairly or unfairly, blames him for it. This is why therapy is supposed to be behind closed doors and not a circus act. -- Submitted By: () on March 26, 2014, 10:37 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Is it possible to add a feature that allows users to edit or delete their comments? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 26, 2014, 2:35 am

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Nobody mourns his passing. You reap what you sow, Phelps. You have a lot of explaining to do, by using the Lord's name to preach hate. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 25, 2014, 10:26 pm

Alice Cooper - Music Groups
who can forget 'Hey Stoopid' -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on March 25, 2014, 1:24 pm

Dance Moms - TV Shows
This is a fairly offensive show about a bunch of adorable little girls who want to be dancers. Their dance teacher is a disgusting, rotund lady who is constantly berating them, and the girls' nasty mothers constantly get involved. Truly bottom of the barrel "reality" television. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on March 24, 2014, 11:40 pm

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