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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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We are the World Remake Haiti - Random Topics
No talents ruining a good song made by talented people, for absolutly no damn good reason. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:34 pm

Video Games - Random Topics
I am a retro gamer, I can't stand what happened to games today. they are the same formula used over and over again. A faceless ww2 soldier shooting nazi's, wow how original! Then we got the same sports games released year after year, and OH NO!!!! A child shot up his school! VIDEOGAMES ARE THE DEVIL!!!!! I am sick of wasting money of terrible games that are rip-offs of the same thing I played fourty times already and most of the games suck today. The other games are useless sequels which are the same damn game again! -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:34 pm

VH1 - Random Topics
Boned the fish badly when it became MTV4. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:30 pm

Zero Tolerance Policies - Random Topics
Another waste of time to make it look like the people in power are doing their job when they aren't doing jack shit. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:29 pm

TV Land - Random Topics
All this damn channel shows is Bonanza and Gun Smoke, what about the damn classics? -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:27 pm

Trix Cereal - Random Topics
Boned when the rabbit went into a convieniance store, honestly bought a box, and the children stole it from him. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:26 pm

Toyota - Random Topics
Worst car company ever. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:24 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Turkey Day, Black Friday, and more emphasis on Christmas. The unholy trinity that killed this holiday. That and its built on gluttony and greed, plus murdering innocent native americans. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:24 pm

Target - Random Topics
I love this store, but some employees are douchebags. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:22 pm

Street Fighter - Random Topics
Street Fighter 3: Third Strike was the best game. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:21 pm

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
The best video game series ever, but Mario Party was the bone moment. I hated that game series. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:19 pm

Super Nintendo - Random Topics
the one vote for day one must have been a neo-geo fanboy. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:18 pm

Starbucks Coffee - Random Topics
I'd rather have the coffe my mother makes than this watered down tasteless pisswater. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:16 pm

Spiderman Comics - Random Topics
What the fuck was obama doing in the damn series? Guess what, they made a comic where Spidey meets Mayor Bloomberg!!! Double Bone! -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:13 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
I loved Sonic before Sonic 3, I consider Sonic and Knuckles the other half of Sonic 3 so its the same game. After that, it failed. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:12 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
One saturday morning was the boning moment, it destroyed Doug, and brought other forgetable shows on too. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:08 pm

Sega (Company) - Random Topics
Great company, they lasted very well in the console market, but they never had a chance since Nintendo and Sony did everything Sega did better. Plus Sega royally boned when they decided not to tell anybody about the launch of the Saturn. That basically killed the companies chances of lasting any longer. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:06 pm

Sci Fi Network - Random Topics
After they cancelled Mystery Science Theatre 3000 I lost interest in this channel. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 7:00 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
can somebody please explain to me how this is a religion? -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:59 pm

Rock music - Random Topics
over course I mean before 1998, when it went mainstream. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:57 pm

Rock music - Random Topics
Rock will never die. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:57 pm

Rickrolling - Random Topics
When Nancy Pelosi tried to rickrolled, she KILLED THE FISH! (youtube nancy pelosi rick roll if you dare.) -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:55 pm

Republican Party - Random Topics
Even though I'm a republican I'm very disapointed in the party. They became a little too conservative for my tastes. Thats why I'm more centrist right than right wing. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

Red Lobster - Random Topics
Should be called Rancid Lobster -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:52 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
I stopped watching tv in 1997, after reality television became so popular it spawned a generation of imbeciles. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:52 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
When it became mainstream it glorified all the negativity the genre was singing against. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:51 pm

Pokemon - Random Topics
Pokemon Gold is the last great game, after that it was evident nintendo was just re-releasing the same games for more money. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:50 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Greasa Hut is the worst pizza ever spawned. Come on people, its just grease, on top of grease, on top of grease, on top of burnt crust. My dad is an italian chef and he said that they make the pizza all wrong. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:48 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
Forgive me, but I never found the strip funny. And my opinion got worse when I saw Its your First Kiss Charlie Brown. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:46 pm

Papa John's Pizza - Random Topics
If you think this greasy crap is Italian food, your a big idiot. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:42 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
When people made so many wii jokes, the more closer to male anatomy, the more it boned. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:39 pm

Nintendo (company) - Random Topics
The Gamecube was a great system, but it was the start of its more casual appearance. Nintendo became so focused on appealing to the casual gamers and ignored the guys who made the company what it was. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:38 pm

NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) - Random Topics
Playing Nintendo, neglecting homework. Those were the days. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:36 pm

Nobel Peace Prize - Random Topics
They give out this award like lottery tickets. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:32 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
Mcdonalds was called out for being unhealthy, so they did the right thing and became even more unhealthy. I would never even dream of entering this hellhole, not even if I was dying of hunger, I'd rather eat dogshit than enter this artery destroying place. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:26 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
This channel used to show music videos, but soon they became hands down the worst channel on tv by showing nothing but incredibly stupid reality tv shows featuring untalented hacks, internet nobodies, washed up hacks, and wannabes. They also showcase incredibly lame and talentless (c)rap artists who never even lived in the "ghetto" and would scream like a little bitch if someone pulled out a butterknife in their faces. The rock bands are faggots who call themselves punk when real punks would kick the fuck out of them and lame ass "metal" bands who are pussies wearing makeup and tight pants and lack any sufficent amount of talent other than screaming in a microphone and playing the same 1 chord over and over for 4 minutes. The other "artists" are horrible pop singers who are either underage, have severe gender ambiguity, and lack any talent other than singing with machines and autotune to help them "sing". The worst part is that all of the garbage is targeted towards children, who grow up to be skanks and douchebags. The media watchdogs don't bother trying to advocate against this horrible station because they are too busy rallying against videogames. Even though videogames have been proven to have no violent impact on children. They fail to notice MTV is broadcasting soft-core pornography, violent images, and is teaching children that if they are not like the people on this channel, they are freaks and misfits. MTV is the devil in true living form. One can hope this channel is destroyed, for if not, it will continue to destroy humanity. All I can do is pray for the future of mankind. -- Submitted By: () on January 2, 2011, 6:21 pm

Monopoly - Random Topics
I hate this game because no matter how much I read the rules I still can't understand the damn game. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:16 pm

Mega Man - Random Topics
Mega Man 3, last good game of the series. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:15 pm

Little Caesars - Random Topics
Best Pizza place ever. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:12 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
Liberalism is just communism, which is just as bad in action as it was a thought and on paper. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:12 pm

Lego - Random Topics
Lego's are a staple in children's toys. Its one of the greatest inventions ever. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:11 pm

Legend of Zelda, The - Random Topics
I love this series, Wind Waker was great and innovative, I liked the sailing parts. If you want a bad zelda, play Spirit Tracks, not that its bad, but its the least fun one to play. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:10 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
first time I drank it I realized why I never bothered, it tasted like baby powder. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:08 pm

KFC - Random Topics
I remember when KFC was a nice place, it was a great clean establishment, and the food was delicious and actually not bad for your health. Then Colonel Sanders sold the business for 2 million dollars and the new owners made sure you are ingesting 269 percent of your daily intake of saturated fats, skimped out on the recipe so it tastes like wood, and insure that you will eat so much grease you can lube up your own car and the cars in your neighborhood. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 6:07 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
I adore the stuff, but Ben and Jerry seriously sucks. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:58 pm

Hooters (restaurant) - Random Topics
I was told Hooters was a strip bar, where the girls serve you topless, I was in for a surprise when they all were flat chested shemales serving me warm beer and crappy wings. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:57 pm

Hip hop music - Random Topics
Boned the minute it glorified all the things people where rebelling against. Plus it went mainstream, thanks MTV for fucking up everything. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:56 pm

Halloween (Holiday) - Random Topics
Halloween was once a serious religious holiday, now its considered evil by religious morons. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:54 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
Another Liberal meadia propaganda bullshit that they tried and failed to brainwash the masses into believing. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:49 pm

Gasoline Alley [Comic Strip] - Random Topics
Am I the only person who wonders why this terribly unfunny comic strip is still going on? Its not funny and never was! -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:47 pm

Final Fantasy - Random Topics
Final Fantasy 6 was the last great one, after that it all went down the toilet and to the left. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:44 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
I hate this sport more than I hate American Football, the ref's are biased, the players pretend to be hurt in the lamest way possible, and the fans will riot if their home team loses AND wins. Best sport in the world? My ass. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:43 pm

Far Side, The - Random Topics
One of the best comics out there, I was sad when it was discontinued. I guess they can't allow comics to be funny anymore. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:42 pm

D-Generation X - Random Topics
They were fine at first, until they made x-pac join. Then they boned. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:38 pm

Democratic Party - Random Topics
Democrats today are ignorant losers who just want to be in power to tell us how the republicans fucked up the country. Instead of actually, you know, doing anything to help fix the country. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:37 pm

Domino's Pizza - Random Topics
At least this shitty, horrible, putrid place is better than Greasa Hut. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
Boned when they decided to cater to moron tweens and forgot to make any show entertaining or good. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:34 pm

Doonesbury - Random Topics
I'm sorry, but what is so funny or entertaining about this comic? -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:33 pm

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
Boned the day I went here, it was supposed to be a family friendly place "where a kid can be a kid". YEAH RIGHT! I was trapped in the pipe tunnels which smelled like vomit and diareah, the pizza tasted like vomit, somebody took a piss in the ball pit, I fell off the zipline cause the kid infront of me had greasy hands and almost broke my leg and nobody helped me. I never went back. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:29 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Boned the moment they became Nickelodeon 2. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

CAPCOM - Random Topics
good company, but stop selling the same games with minor differences and calling it a sequel. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:24 pm

Battletoads - Random Topics
boned the moment I realized they were a ripoff of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the insane difficulty and the horrible cartoon also helped bone the fish. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:21 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
Archie started to suck when the artwork stayed the same, nobody ever changed, nothing ever changed, and some stories were recycled and consited of lame jokes. -- Submitted By: (Mr.Zimpy) on January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm

Night Gallery - TV Shows
Anyone else recall the one with Sandra Dee who takes a drive and meets her son as grownup who's brought her through time to express forgiveness for her crime? Actually somewhat deep (and one of the last roles she'd play before retiring way too young)! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:25 pm

What's Happening Now!! - TV Shows
If Raj was now so successful why was he STILL hanging around with these dorks- and why was Mama STILL AWOL? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:22 pm

Iron Chef America - TV Shows
What does the Chairman do besides do a [taped] backflip, intro the Challenger+ Secret Ingredient, eat everything prepared while the judges praise/dis the dishes, then declare the winner?! Must be nice work! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:16 pm

Facebook - Websites
Friedrich, Frankly, I don't care whether anyone knows what color socks I have on so why would I want to post something on that thing that I wouldn't feel worth bothering my closest friends or family with. Stringing together an e-mail list seems much less of a bother than Facebook on in quite a few qays! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:13 pm

Academy Awards, The - Random Topics
It boned for me when not only did they elect to give Woody Allen a Lifetime Achievement Award but then the ENTIRE audience was shown giving him a STANDING OVATION- not a single attendee excepted?! Sickening enough that the Academy itself treated him as though he could do no wrong cinematically and that they were perfectly willing to forget the human wreckage he reaped re all the stuff involving Mia Farrow's family but couldn't even ONE attendee have had the guts not to join in those whacked priorities?! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 4:09 pm

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
TOTALLY agree, SSM and BrewMaster! I only saw one promo of it but it was stomach churning enough- a so-called mother was shown sitting in the audience shaking herself like a belly dancer to encourage her tiny daughter to do the same before the so-called judges! EVIL on so MANY levels! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 3:58 pm

Family - TV Shows
DolFan, Yes, it's true that Merideth Baxter is openly a lesbian and has been in a comitted relationship with another lesbian for several years. However; it's a matter of public record that she was married to three men and had five children beforehand so read how you want re whether that means she was always a lesbian. Regardless, she was gorgeous and helped relieve the tedium of that show! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on January 2, 2011, 3:53 pm

Sabrina the Teenage Witch - TV Shows
i love any and everything to do with melissa joan hart...it took me awhile to get used to the new characters when she left for college but u gotta love soleil moon frye and that thin redhead from clueless -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:32 am

Fairly OddParents, The - TV Shows
I love fop but adding poof to the show sometimes messed up the dynamics. it like timmy forgot his parents and started a family with cosmo, wanda and poof after awhile. the plots werent even good. they need more eps like the old one where timmy was smart and did that brainathon with aj, etc. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:29 am

Jerry Seinfeld - Celebrities
I love jerry seinfeld and his show is still funny and relevant, but maybe that's because I'm funny and sarcastic like him. not everyone gets his humor. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:14 am

Evanescence - Music Groups
Amy Lee owns! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:11 am

Twilight - Movie Series
I love Twilight but I'm just a huge vampire fan anyway...I'm team edward, jacob, and bella. the movies are just so deep and romantic. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 2, 2011, 2:09 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Wow, now he praised the rehiring of Michael Vick? You are SO not getting my vote next time, B.O. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 1, 2011, 5:58 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
These people also say that George W. Bush is a borderline-retarded, gibbering buffoon while simultaneously claiming he is also a Machiavellian genius strategist to be able to pull off such a plot. Uh, he can't be BOTH things, guys. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 1, 2011, 5:47 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
I don't mind a sitcom that turn a bit "cartoonish". It better than turning into a drama like M.A.S.H. and countless others. I do argee that Jill become a littie meaner each season but it's still a funny show. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on January 1, 2011, 12:45 am

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
They should ban child pageants, I mean turning kids into mini-adults, yuck! -- Submitted By: (SSM) on January 1, 2011, 12:32 am

Dallas - TV Shows
I was too young to really follow this show but managed to sneak a few episodes. I always thought the JR Ewing character was the epitome of GREED and CRUELTY. I remember an episode when Sue Ellen had finally got a hold of her alcoholism and was sober for a significant period of time. She and JR got into an argument and JR did the most cruel thing--he threw a drink in her face. Shocked and intrigued at the same time, my mouth was wide open as credits rolled with liquor rolling down her face and over her lips. Being young, I wanted to see if she would open her mouth or lick a tiny drop of alcohol. Fast forward to the next week: SUE ELLEN IS LUSH AGAGIN--oh, the cruel power of JR Ewing! -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 31, 2010, 2:03 pm

ANSWER (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism) - Random Topics
Wow, this group seems like yet another evil organization springing up in America. Lot of that going around since You Know Who became president. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 31, 2010, 12:35 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Robert, didn't you know Al Qaeda was in on it and Bush paid them off to claim responsibility just to throw everyone off the trail of the REAL culprit? LOL Oh, and to the troll, Rather actually DID make up stuff about Bush, producing some "incriminating" documents that actually turned out to have been made in the early 70s. Unlike the 911 conspiracy this is the TRUTH. That's why he's no longer working for any major news network. But you can still catch him on HDNet, probably still blaming Bush for everything. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 31, 2010, 12:32 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
It never boned although it came close with that "Seven" kid and tried to be a family show. Thankfully he disappears and it went back to the crude adult comedy again. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 9:06 am

Arthur - TV Shows
One more I like to add, I hate it when celebate their brithdays in one episode just to be ignore it the next. Example: DW said to be 4 years old in previous episodes, in one episode celebates her 5th brithday, then the next episode and all future episodes turn her back 4 again. At least do like the Simpson did and celebate her 4th brithday again if you going to keep it the same. Or like King of the Hill and keep her age 5. I understand cartoons don't age but acting like they age one year in one episode just not to exist again really the other boning point. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 8:43 am

Arthur - TV Shows
It boned when that infamous episode "Arthur's Big Hit" aired. D.W. is real pain in the ass and keep on bothering Arthur and messing him up even after he said not to touch his plane and to leave him alone. She still touch it anyways and thrown it out the window, breaking the plane. Although Arthur was wrong for hitting D.W. out of anger (she deserved it though), and punishing him (by 1 week without him) rightfully, nothing happens to DW except, "we deal what she did" , translation nothing happens to her. After that, everyone acts like Arthur is a monster, he tries to explain his side of the story but they don't want to listen, keep saying "she just a littie girl" crap. Even Buster don't want to hear Arthur even though he witness DW bothering Arthur. When Binky hits Arthur for no reason, his mom instead of making him feel better, she mocks him saying, "Now you know how she feels blah blah blah". It's not the same thing, Binky hits Arthur randomly (due to peer pressure from his friends), while Arthur was provoked, two completely different situation. Arthur parents never even teach DW about respecting other people boudaries (that why Arthur hitting DW happens), and every one of Arthur act like DW is innocent even though they know DW is a real pest. After that, the show went downhill for me. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 8:28 am

Superman - Movie Series
I remember watching the Superman movies when I was a littie kid. That said, Superman IV is a mistake that shouldn't be made at all. The first two rocked, Superman III I liked also, it wasn't as good as the first two but still a petty good movie. The forth one, that's when everything went wrong, random plots, a boring non-rememberable villian, pure crap. At least have Bizzaro fighting Superman instead of some copycat Superman reject. Superman IV shows the writers ran out of ideas and milk it for too long and should of ended it with II or III. Thats why there was never a Superman movie again for a long time until Superman Returns. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 7:39 am

Kangaroo Jack - Movie Series
They goning to make sequels of this crap! You have got to kidding me. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on December 31, 2010, 7:16 am

Yngwie Malmsteen - Music Groups
Despite many criticisms I have to say that I own all or most of his albums and I have seen him 4 times in concert and went home smiling. I also own the signature series guitar which plays and sounds like a dream. I am the first one to post here and before anyone says snything Yngwie may have his faults but I still prefer him to the kind of dreck that comes out these days. It may all sound the same and be excessive but it still satisfies somehting many other bands never figure out. I can't complain about this guy. In these days of Americal Idol and Lady Goo Goo ( I mean Ga Ga) and other Godawful atrocities I feel like thanking God for Yngwie. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 5:29 am

Three's Company - TV Shows
I remember this show from when I lived with my parents. When I read the TV Guide listing aloud after someone asked what was on I could distinctly remember certain shows that elicited moans and groans from all present - "is anything else on?" Sometimes to the extent that you felt like replying,"don't blame me" it's not my fault. When nothing was on but "Three's Company" it was either time to take a bath or go to bed or both. Even in reruns it still amounts to that only without my parents echoing the same sentiments. For the rare occasions when there literally is nothing else on I beganto notice exactly what is wrong with this show. Aside from the fact nobody has any talent unless you count Suzanne Somers dumb blond act (?) I've figured it out. TC scripts consists almost entirely of recycled comedy cliches; the same basic ideas have been done since the days of "I Love Lucy" (which is even better than this crap). 1)The Miscommunication - One person misunderstands something he has heard from another room (or party line in the good ole days)and spends the next 30 minutes acting accordingly; thinking someone is pregnant, dying, engaged, gay or a hardened criminal etc. The idea here is that at the end eveyone will learn not to jump to conclusions and not to eaves drop. 2) Do Me A Favor? - One person does the other a favor by pretending to be something they're not - i.e. lover, date, teacher, spouse, etc. It ends with the pretense being exposed and everybody is forgiven since eveybody meant well and we learn that honesty is the best policy etc. 3)Believe it or not since I never really enjoyed this show that actually about covers it. All of these ideas have been seen and done a thousand times in other better sitcoms. Even "The Flintstones" has more credibility. TC recycled them shamelessly - the whole show is based around Jack pretending to be gay - we know Jack is pretending because he flirts with Janet and Chrissy. Essentially there is nothing funny, original or even likeable about this show. It's most redeeming quality is Suzanne Somer's T&A. That's not a complaint but I have her in Playboy so I don't really need this. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 5:21 am

Three's Company - TV Shows
This was one of those shows that you watched which fell under the category of "Nothing Else On" As kids we had our tv in the living room and generally we had little or no difficulty deciding what to watch but this was always greeted with the same "see of there's something else on" attitude. I can see why because in reruns it amounts to the same thing. None of the actors really has much talent if you ask me, although Suzanne Somers has a great body and has the dumb blonde act down cold. The real problem here is the lousy script. Every episode has one of those stories that you've heard somewhere before about somebody misunderstood what another said, or one character tells a little white lie to fool somebody and the others get dragged into it. Example: the recent Christmas epsiode -Jack and girls are invited to a party with the Ropers but are too afraid to hurt their feelings by telling the Ropers that they were invited to another party and that the Ropers are know for boring parties. Jack and friends try to figure a way to get out of going except for the most obvious and then pretend to have a good time to fool the Ropers; ironically the Ropers are afraid to tell Jack and the girls that they also have been invited to another party and that the Ropers find Jack and the girls to be boring. When, everybody gets to leave the Ropers party they discover that they all have been invited to the same party and that the Stevens family just forgot to deliver their invitations. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 4:46 am

Everybody Hates Chris - TV Shows
I agree so far loving it. Chris Rock may be the best comedian alive right now -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 3:08 am

Twitter - Websites
Cheap Facebook MySpace imitation -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:53 am

Marilyn Manson - Music Groups
Not relevant in the first place if you ask me -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:50 am

Home Improvement - TV Shows
I could live without the "serious" episodes and then the ones where Jill suddenly decides that she is less than perfect and goes to Wilson for advice. The "cartoonish" side to this was part of it's charm. It was a form of escapism where the husband is a goofball but really only wants what's best for his family. Good fun despite flaws. I don't think so, Tim. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:47 am

Married with Children - TV Shows
I don't think this show ever completely BTF because it remained consistently funny throughout it's run. I did notice that in the second season it became a little less unrealistic with the vacation to Dumpwater, Fla (the serial killer episode) and the introduction of the Wankers. The first season had dealt with more realistic situations such as fad diets,gambling, a night out with guys, watching too much sports, the Mustang episode where the guys invest in a rebuilding a classic 65 Mustang much to the girl's disgust. The show remained consistently funny inmho but did become sort of "cartoonish" as far as some of the epiosdes went. I live without the visits to Wanker County and sometimes there was a bit too much of NoMAAM, but nothing to complain too much about. This was one of my all time favorite comedies and still is. As far as the most common comments about the show: Either Ted McGinley of David Garrison was only Al's sidekick. His Barney Rubble. Kelly always was dumb from day one so I don't see how we can say that she got dumber later on. Also Al was none too bright either so same there. I really don't see what Amanda Bearse in reall life has to do with anything. She was fine as Marcy. Never Boned in my book. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:41 am

Law and Order - TV Shows
I had always enjoyed L&O and it wasn't the "format" or the "ripped from the headlines" style that killed the show. Two things mainly: one was the departure of many of the show's core of characters and two was the weak writing especially imho during season 19 & 20. The stories seemed to go from these high profile cases to these rather sloppily written stories about street gangs and vigilante justice and such and that the new characters about that time seemed like rookies compared to Briscoe and Green, Mc Coy and Kincaid or Southerlyn who all seemed like seasoned pros in their roles as attorneys or detectives. Several of the storylines have the attorneys unable to find a legal precedent everytime somebody throws a curve into their case which would never happen to McCoy, Kincaid Southerlyn, Stone, Robinette and all the originals. The actors who look like they just stepped out of a graduation photo seem amateurish the last several seasons as does the writing. Also when Michael Imperioli joins the cast it seemed to coincide with the peak period of the Sopranos' popularity. Similarly J.K. Simmons appears as Dr Skoda seems to coincide with the rise in popularity of "Oz", another HBO series in which Simmons plays the leader of the Aryan brotherhood in prison. His character as well as his acting seems far more credible than Imperioli as an attorney. Dean Winters from "Oz" appears in several forgettable episodes for the same reason and then of course Christopher Meloni as the annoying detective Stabler on SVU. Meloni's charcter on "Oz" has an overnight metamorphisis from Nazi to gay lover. Seeing him as a sanctimonious detective on the dull spinoff SVU is a stretch. The writing and the lineup changes are what hurt this show. The format was great and was a trademark of the show and the controversial issues held your interest because they were handled intelligently and researched thoroughly. They couldn't very well make a drama about traffic court. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 31, 2010, 2:27 am

Exxon Mobil - Random Topics
Exxon Valdez was to ExxonMobil as the Deepwater Horizon was to BP. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 30, 2010, 6:06 pm

Tommy Wisseau - Celebrities
Wisseau serious, Tommy? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 30, 2010, 6:04 pm

Toddlers & Tiaras - TV Shows
Can the "parents" of these kids be brought up on child abuse charges? Trotting them out like little show ponies to live vicariously through them is beyond sick. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 30, 2010, 2:35 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Oh gawd...hey DolFan--speaking of 'conspiracy theories'--yours involving Dan Rather is pretty lulzworthy itself, lol. -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 30, 2010, 11:10 am

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