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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Facebook - Websites
I'm another person that finds the whole concept of Facebook singularly pointless. I come from an upbringing that put an emphasis on personal privacy, and this was boosted by a *very* minor brush with celebrity in my teen years that resulted in my valuing my personal privacy even more. I can't understand why anybody other than my immediate family or friends would care about my "status" (and they know how to get hold of me if they want to find out anyway). I'm on the internet, and can be found by anyone willing to do a bit of looking. As for some of the compromising pictures that some people post on their facebook pages -- I've always felt that anything you post on the internet under your own name should be something that you're comfortable posting on the bulletin board at the supermarket -- because that's essentially what you're doing. Some people don't seem to understand this (or the significance of privacy settings). -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on December 20, 2010, 8:24 am

Facebook - Websites
It's one thing to do it every once in a while. I agree though it's the ones that treat it like everybody should care, and give a damn, where it is a pain. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 19, 2010, 7:14 pm

Lost - TV Shows
I know--that cracked me up too. How many gazillion times did the creators publicly announce "No, no matter what, the ending will NOT be that everyone died--IN THE PLANE CRASH". They used that little qualifier as a sidestep around the fact that, of course, come series finale, guess what? EVERYONE WAS DEAD, lol. But they didn't *all* die in the plane crash, they all just died at different, unspecified points in time. The 'flash-sideways' gimmick was cranked out to divert the audience from the fact that the creators wound up the series in *precisely* the manner they said they were absolutely NOT going to do, just by engaging in a bit of slippery wordplay, and a plot device that was fairly lame, to put it mildly. Of course, by series end, they were laughing all the way to the bank, and the LOST culties were filling the bandwidths all attempting to come up with half-arsed rationalizations for the ripoff that had been perpetrated on them. That's showbiz, folks! -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 19, 2010, 4:26 pm

Facebook - Websites
An even better question would be why anyone, outside of an oblivious egomaniac, would think the rest of the world would *care* about his/her personal life. Of course, the brief answer to that could be summed up in two phrases: "narcissistic 'everybody's now a celebrity' culture" and "too much reality tv". Too many Joe Sixpacks out there are honestly starting to believe that the mere fact of their existence on the globe, sucking up air, makes them someone 'special' who virtually exists on an equal footing with those who have achieved fame by actually *doing* something (of course, there are arguably quite a few famous folk who've done precious little to deserve their fifteen minutes, but that's a whole separate rant itself). Now they can make Warhol's famous dicta come true just by submitting their info to some idiotic website, and lo and behold, they're right up there in the heavens with Brangelina, et al. of course, they're also putting themselves at huge risk of having their privacy invaded by all sorts of agencies of all stripe; but heck, that's a small price to pay for internet immortality, right? -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 19, 2010, 10:03 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I also notice even the rabid Obama apologists no longer have anything to say about the annointed savior these days. Of course the payments from the DNC for their votes are already spent, so why bother? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 19, 2010, 7:48 am

Lost - TV Shows
Well, well, from all the media bombardment, it turns out that after ALL the stuff about time-travel, side-dimensions, nosebleeds,codes, Others, blah-blah-blah,etc. the WHOLE thing boiled down to 'We're all DEAD!' That's right "Losties" who stuck around to the end, you got SNOWGLOBED! Since it's the Christmas season, I'll just say "Merry Christmas" instead of "I TOLD you so!". -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 3:09 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
DolFan, An alien would be a better explanation than the more logical possibility- he's going through puberty this late because he has a 150 year lifespan![ I don't care how old he is or how old he gets to be, I just would like him to spend the rest of his life some place where I never have to hear about him again] -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 3:02 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
It would take too much space to even start listing all the goofs and inanities he put forth on his show over the years and I long since quit bothering with this. However; I'll just say that it's telling re his tastes to find out on his last show he had Tony Bennett on. Tony Bennett stood out because he was the ONLY guest on that particular whom I find even vaguely likable. Don't get me started on the other guests! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 2:52 pm

Facebook - Websites
Northeastern, Why is it 'very necessary' for anyone to use this? Yes, I've heard a story or two about some long lost siblings finding each other through this, but, apart from that I can't see ANY need to blab about oneself and post pics of friends and family for the whole world to see. Why does the whole world need to know about your business anyway? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 2:44 pm

Spin City - TV Shows
I have to agree that when Michael J. Fox left, it boned because one could sense that as much spinning the character did, he was, underneath it all, a decent and principled person. Charlie Sheen's character just seemed snotty,glib and could have written his code of ethics on a bee's knee and still have left plenty of room for the World Book Encyclopedia! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 2:38 pm

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
I'd agree, Robert- except that Jean Stapleton herself was sick of doing the character and essentially had had to be dragged in to do it on a fairly occassional basis the last year or so. Since Edith Bunker would have NEVER left Archie, I can't imagine how else they could have had her exit the show besides dying. Still, it would have been better for all concerned had Carroll O'Connor had simply retired the concept when the other three main performers left (and, it's interesting that, after the series[plural] finally gasped its last, he'd have the most success as a performer of the four). All in all, it simply would have been better had they ended 'AITF' when Mike and Gloria amscrayed. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 2:31 pm

Alamo Ministries - Websites
lrbloom, One would think so but, if it exists, it certaintly isn't being enforced! BTW, I once had one of his followers try to convert me while I was waiting for a parade to start. He was full of parroted responses to every single uncomplimentary charge against their leader( which was somewhat common knowledge in my city- not to mention public record) and this person totally blew his case by stating that,as per Alamo's dictum, since I read the New International Version of the Old and New Testaments and NOT the King James Version, that that alone would send me to Aytch Eee Double Hockey Sticks (you get where this is). I tried to tell him that as classical and poetic as it is today; it was( at that time) the latest modern translation of the Scriptures that had been translated many times down from Aramaic to Greek to Latin to Middle English before getting the Shakespearean English translation and that the NIV was TODAY's latest modern translation but he refused to consider that before storming off condemning me there. Oh, I wish I had thought to also mention that the historic fact that King James VI of Scotland and First of England who had this commissioned was rather openly bisexual but he'd have probably imploded right in front of me! LOL I'd also like to take this opportunity to dis them for putting tracts under my windshield wipers,etc. filled with paranoid rants against those not worshipful of Tony Alamo. And I'd ALSO like to dis ALL those celebs who eagerly bought his designer jackets and posed with him -totally oblivious to the fact him being a wanted criminal( to say nothing of the cult-run sweatshops that produced said jackets). -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 18, 2010, 2:24 pm

Delta House - TV Shows
Who really thought this would work? The best stuff from the movie could never be shown on network television. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 18, 2010, 9:49 am

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
Jean Stapleton wanted to leave the show. After a decade of playing Edith, she felt she'd done as much with the character as she possibly could and wanted to go on to other things. The producers didn't have much choice other than to kill her off, since there wasn't much else that could've been done to plausibly explain Edith's absence for that long, short of their divorcing, which the audience would hardly have accepted. Carroll O'Connor, on the other hand, was ready to continue on with the show, and since it was still getting solid ratings, it was felt basically "why not"? In the beginning of the post-Edith era, I thought it still wasn't too bad, but it did JTS for me when they had Archie adopt that kid. That's when everyone concerned with the show should've realized it was time to call it quits. -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 18, 2010, 8:48 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
Can they go back to actually showing history shows? PLEASE? -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 18, 2010, 6:40 am

Alamo Ministries - Websites
Why does this guy still have a site on the net? Isn't there some law that prohibits a known felon from trying to profit from it. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 18, 2010, 3:46 am

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
Exactly right Robert I couldn't agree more. The other thing of course was having mIke and Gloria move away. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 18, 2010, 3:43 am

Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, The - TV Shows
I think I waa too old for this when it debuted, but I still thought it wasn't very good. The cartoons were completely incomprehensible to me and believe it or not I preferred the live-action "sitcom" segments. I guess those segments had that "so-bad-it's-good" thing going for them whereas the cartoons were just forgettable. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 18, 2010, 12:04 am

myspace.com - Websites
Wait a minute--there's still someone out there who actually uses MySpace??? :-o (This is coming from someone who never has used any social media other than a message board. I just don't see the point.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 17, 2010, 9:34 pm

myspace.com - Websites
How do I hate MySpace? Let me count the ways. I hate the stupid adds for cellphones and rubbers assorted other shit that I don't want or need. I hate the way it moves like a snail whne you click on something and the way it always crashes when a friend of yours wants to hera your bandor vice versa and nothing works right. There was a time when this was a great way to check out potential bandmates but not anymore it's more like the abandoned trainwreck of the internet. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 17, 2010, 7:01 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
ChubbyRain, pretty much??? Ya think??? That's the understatement of the century so far! If Bush was president when all this stuff was going on the last 2 years, America would be in open armed revolt but since it's Obama the media hasn't really said anything since he was "their" guy. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 17, 2010, 5:26 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
STARTED to hit puberty??? He's 16!!! Has anyone in the history of humankind hit puberty that late? Further proof that Bieber may in fact be an alien sent to turn people's minds to mush even more than they already are in preparation for the upcoming takeover of EARTH. Oh, like *you* guys have a better explanation. Thank GOD he doesn't have the same birthday as me but a day later. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 17, 2010, 5:22 pm

Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, The - TV Shows
Day One. Love the Mario video games, but the attempts at other media (Film/TV) were epic failures. This show was so bad in so many different ways. The live action segments were completely corn ball and over the top. The introduction with that awful rap number was very 90s and seems quite dated now. The Mario cartoon was poorly written and could have used more action in the storylines. The Zelda cartoon was the worst of all. Link in the video games is a selfless, fearless hero. In the cartoon he was this lazy, rude surf dude who just wanted to get it on with Zelda. I understand the whole thing was just a hokey cartoon for kiddies, but couldn't they have used more quality writing and animation? Super Mario 3 and Super Mario World on NBC weren't any better. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on December 17, 2010, 5:00 pm

Hampsterdance.com - Websites
I recall this as being one of the first Internet "fads" back in the early 2000s... it was funny the first time maybe, but like most of these internet fads, it was blown way out of proportion and most people got sick of it really fast. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on December 17, 2010, 4:26 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I think the 2 year mark of the Obama presidency has been pretty much a failure. The 2010 mid term elections pretty much gave a definitive answer that the American People don't like Obama's "Hope and Change". -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 17, 2010, 12:16 pm

Hampsterdance.com - Websites
At first, it was amusing, seeing hamsters dancing to a song where the singer sounds like he's on helium. It was even funnier to learn it was the opening song from Robin Hood, sped up (we wondered when Disney would go after them). Then, the site was shut down (we had a gut feeling Disney was behind it) and we were rerouted to hampsterdance knockoffs, most of which were under construction. Hampsterdance eventually came back, and they changed it. More time passes. Hampsterdance did not age well. At all. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 17, 2010, 8:31 am

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
IMO, killing off Edith was unnecessary and stupid. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 17, 2010, 8:19 am

Archie Bunker's Place - TV Shows
Archie Bunker's Place was clearly an inferior spin-off from All in the Family - the only highlight this show had was Archie coming to terms regarding Edith's passing (Carroll O'Connor won a Peabody Award for that scene). That aside, very little, if anything else, worth remembering. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 17, 2010, 12:47 am

Blues Brothers - Movie Series
I wonder if Dan Aykroyd has a framed poster from the Blues Brothers 2000 movie hung up in his home with the caption "Lest we forget." -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 16, 2010, 9:28 pm

Cyndi Lauper - Celebrities
Cyndi Lauper in some ways is a living legend. Her music is constantly being rediscovered by generation after generation, and her music (and fashion) has inspired many of today's artists. Boned? Far from it! -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 16, 2010, 9:21 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
I heard that Bieber has recently started to hit puberty (where his voice is changing). If that's true, I can predict that he will stop being popular VERY soon. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 16, 2010, 8:14 pm

Frasier - TV Shows
It started to bone beginning with season 6. It boned even more when Simon was introduced, and finished in Season 8. "Motor Skills" kinda told me it was nearing the end. Although, some Season 9 10 and 11 episodes were very funny. Anyone else kinda annoyed with the fact Jane Leeves (Daphne) changed hairstyles every season? Some were good, a few ok, some horrible -- Submitted By: (LD1808) on December 16, 2010, 5:48 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Cartooner, Reagan was the best president America's had during my lifetime (I'm 37). Obama is no Reagan. So did that whole tax thing get resolved yet? I got tired of hearing about it. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on December 16, 2010, 5:45 pm

NCIS - TV Shows
Eh...somthing about it was diffrent after Jenny died. But It's still a great show. -- Submitted By: (LD1808) on December 16, 2010, 5:43 pm

Pokemon - TV Shows
I Love this show. Correction: I LOVED this show. I heard it was originally gonna end after Kanto ended. That would have been wise. Orange Islands were crap with Tracey (no personality). Team Rocket was badass, then kinda funny, now pathetic (ignoring Best Wishes). When Brock returned, it was okay again, but not as good. Then....Misty left. While May was okay, her little brother Max (who served less purpose than Tracey, and was more annoying) was probably the thing that pushed a lot of fans away. It's no wonder Max fell inlove with Tracey when they met >.> Then, after the Hoenn stuff ended, they (ash, May, Misty, Brock, and Max) traveled through Kanto for the Battle Fronteir. My thoughts were "Okay, this looks good. Bringing back Misty..." (Two episodes later) "Oh...she left." Then they had to change Voice actors for no reason (some vauge lie about Contract stuff was their best excuse). While I was kinda releived we wouldn't have to put up with 4Kids and their biggotry against Riceballs, it was the fact that they recast everyone. Ash sounds like he's on drugs, James sounds like he has a headcold, Jessie sounds like she inhaled an endless supply of heilium, and Meowth.....I'm not even going there.... It should have ended this way: After losing the Indigo Leauge (Kanto), Ash Misty and Brock return to Pallet Town. Prof. Oak tells them about Jhoto, and they head there. The last frame is a still of the three of them walking towards the sunset, with Jessie James and Meowth following them (and Ho-Oh flying overhead). But, greed made Diamond and Pearl. Yeah...New VAs + Non serious Team Rocket + Dawn = failure. And it didn't help that they changed the coloring process at the end of Johto (Jessie's hair is now Pink, the backgrounds look like some cheap 4kids original series, etc). -- Submitted By: (LD1808) on December 16, 2010, 5:40 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
All politicians are all doomed to a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" job. You can't please everyone, and you learn this lesson all too well when you become president. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 16, 2010, 8:33 am

Animal Liberation Front (ALF) - Random Topics
Ironically, Corruptus and other animal rights activists would not be alive today if not for animal testing. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 16, 2010, 8:27 am

John Edwards - Celebrities
Cheating on your wife when she has cancer - so much for being faithful in sickness and in health. What an underhanded maggot. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 16, 2010, 7:27 am

Mythbusters - TV Shows
This show has been going downhill. The theme episodes suck. Most of the time they aren't even testing real myths anymore. -- Submitted By: (ARockford) on December 15, 2010, 11:38 pm

Dawson's Creek - TV Shows
*Major Spoiler Alert* (so not to ruin it for all the DVD late-comers like me) I loved Seasons 1 and 2. Series 3 is definitely when Dawson's Creek jumped the shark. This is when Kevin Williamson (the creator) walked out to pursue making movies. I can't fault him for expanding his career but it's too bad. He had such magic going with the show. I do think the first Bone the Fish sign was having Joey wear a wire to bust her Dad. It was just too awkward, too out of place. It could have been forgiven/forgotten though if season 3 hadn't been such a train wreck. Also I'm really pissed that Dawson and Joey never got to really date. I think they broke up one episode after they got together. Where was the deep romance, the dream come true? Giving Dawson a night with Jenn in season 6 was a small consolation prize 6 years too late. Season 2 was only really saved by Pacey and Andy. More Grievances: It was just evil having Joey pick Pacey." What a load of crap. I didn't see them together. It didn't make sense to me. What about all the build up in season one, the been best friends forever thing. Maybe the writers had done too much damage by then. Maybe all the old fans had left and the new fans wanted Pacey. Who knows? I also heard a rumor that Kevin Williamson came back to help write the finale and at the last minute changed the story to have Joey and Pacey end up together instead of Dawson and Joey. Why destroy a match made in the stars? Another complaint: Why make Andy cheat on that test? In the words of Paul Stupin (the producer) : I'm not sure [Andie's] character EVER recovered. Interesting side note: Many people I meet love the show but have never seen seasons 1 and 2. The real meat of the series and what made is a phenomenon was the tension in the first season building up to the idea of "Will Dawson kiss Joey?." A lot of fans have never seen that. And frankly if you haven't seen seasons 1 and 2, then I'm sorry, you haven't seen Dawson's Creek. -- Submitted By: (wilddrawfour) on December 15, 2010, 6:24 pm

Friends - TV Shows
I grew up in the 80's and 90's. I was 11 or 12 when friends came out. At that age I didn't like the show. I though it was just a bunch of not very well written comedy. I'm 27 now and I think I finally "get" the Friends. A bunch of miserable 20 somethings struggling with the same problems that I have: hanging out with people who have vastly different incomes than me, attempting to play the stock market to delay getting a job, people I know dealing with divorce at a young age. Sure the show is a farce, sure they couldn't afford those apartments, sure they would never have that much time to hang out in the coffee shop. Who cares. This IS fantasy land, and was ment to be. Its just good fun. And to the person who thinks that Jennifer Aniston isn't hot, or is only hot because the media tells us so, HOW RIDICULOUS. If Jennifer Aniston had AIDS I'd have to think about it (boning her). -- Submitted By: (wilddrawfour) on December 15, 2010, 5:29 pm

Patricia Arquette - Celebrities
I loved her in "Desperately Seeking Susan". Far and away more talented, as well as more attractive, in that film than the horribly overrated Madonna. -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 15, 2010, 5:18 pm

Dracula 2000 - Movie Series
Worst (and saddest) thing about this dreck was the fact that the awesome Roy Scheider had been reduced to appearing in it. Hollywood did not serve him well in his latter years. He deserved to wind up his career in a dignified way, not being forced to act in crap like this to pay the bills. -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 15, 2010, 5:14 pm

Pamela Anderson - Celebrities
I thought she was adorable back when she was the 'Tool Time' girl. Then she went and had too much ludicrous plastic surgery that she didn't need, and became frankly freakish looking. I've never understood the compulsion some attractive women have to ruin their looks with cosmetic surgeries that detract from their appearance rather than enhance it. Anderson is one of the worst examples of this, but there have been plenty of others. -- Submitted By: (elainewood) on December 15, 2010, 5:09 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
A talented girl who was waaaaaayyyy too famous, too young and frankly, is too "celebrated". It's not like she's the greatest singer in the world, or anything! I'm tired of hearing about her! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on December 15, 2010, 2:49 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I don't have a problem with Presidents finding a compromise. I do have a problem using a former President as your spokesperson for a decision. Just take the heat, stand up for the decision you make, and accept the feedback/criticism you'll receive. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on December 14, 2010, 1:42 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
I just find it funny. Do what the party wants, and he is a party shill. Try to compromise with Republicans, and he is spineless as a leader. Thank god I am not a president. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 14, 2010, 4:56 am

Animal Liberation Front (ALF) - Random Topics
I hope Corruptus is being sarcastic -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 14, 2010, 4:53 am

Next Media Animation - Websites
I love these Taiwanese animations of celebrities being stupid. Conan O'Brien has an ongoing "feud" with them. (They must be fans of each other.) I hope I never tire of them. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

Yo Yogi! - TV Shows
Even Arsenio Hall made fun of this show. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 13, 2010, 10:03 pm

Netflix - Random Topics
You guys in the States are lucky. Here in Canada, it's not allowed. (for our own protection!!) We are 20 years behind the times. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on December 13, 2010, 8:12 pm

United States of Tara - TV Shows
Tara - Bull -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 13, 2010, 7:44 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
Sorry guys, but I agree with Barbara "Mama" Bush on this one- for the love of America, please stay in Alaska! -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 13, 2010, 7:24 pm

Bristol Palin - Celebrities
Robert, I totally agree. -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 13, 2010, 7:21 pm

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
Mean Girls was her climax. -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 13, 2010, 7:17 pm

Facebook - Websites
It's become a very necessary evil. -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 13, 2010, 7:15 pm

Encyclopedia Dramatica - Websites
Every bad thing that has happened to the Internet is thanks to ED. -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 13, 2010, 7:14 pm

Charlie Sheen - Celebrities
How the heck can you cheat on Denise Richards? She's like epically HOT!!!! -- Submitted By: (Northeastern292) on December 13, 2010, 7:13 pm

Animal Liberation Front (ALF) - Random Topics
Wow, an ALF supporter... few and far between, that is when they are out of jail! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 13, 2010, 3:35 pm

Square Pegs - TV Shows
This show never boned. It never got the chance. It was fresh and funny but didn't get the ratings so it was cancelled after only one season. What a shame. They should have given it time to find it's audience. It was a great show. Several of the young stars on the show when on to be successful. -- Submitted By: (Ruebene) on December 13, 2010, 1:45 pm

Animal Liberation Front (ALF) - Random Topics
They are not terrorists, terrorists kill people, the ALF saves lives and ensures in all of their actions that no living body will be harmed. These actions are no different than breaking a bunch of jews out of a concentration camp and burning the place to the ground. ALF, you are the real heroes! -- Submitted By: (CorruptusInExtremus) on December 13, 2010, 4:18 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
Well, you never know. From what I've read, a lot of people disapproved of Reagan in 1981/2, but had the one of the biggest landslide results in US history in 1984. Although I'll admit that I don't see Obama having that result. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 12, 2010, 8:19 pm

Home Depot - Random Topics
I know that people are complaining that Home Depot isn't open 24 hours, but neither is Lowes. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on December 12, 2010, 8:11 pm

TLC (The Learning Channel) - Random Topics
Boned big-time when they started airing 18 Kids and Counting as well as Jon & Kate Plus Eight - nothing to learn from watching swill like that. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 12, 2010, 6:18 pm

That Guy with the Glasses - Websites
I check out the occasional endeavor by Nostalgia Critic, but otherwise, I don't bother. I'll have to watch the reviews one by one and formulate my own opinion - see if he truly boned, is barely hanging on, or whatever. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 12, 2010, 6:06 pm

I Can Has Cheezburger? - Websites
I find plenty of cute cat pics at ICHC, but I don't read the comments for the most part. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 12, 2010, 6:03 pm

Basic Instinct - Movie Series
Another movie that didn't require a sequel whatsoever - but I daresay Hollywood still keeps missing the memo regarding that. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 12, 2010, 6:00 pm

Power Rangers (original) - TV Shows
Wow, some people take Power Rangers pretty seriously... I always thought the show was campy cheese aimed for the kiddies from the beginning. Probably was at its best with the original cast, but this was never this deep, great action program like some people are trying to make it out to be. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on December 12, 2010, 5:07 pm

View, The - TV Shows
MadTV sums up this show best. (I think Family Guy ripped off this sketch, BTW.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8-RGQUAdno -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 12, 2010, 4:32 pm

Dexter - TV Shows
Dexter doesn't get caught for 2 reasons - most of the people he kills were the types that nobody will miss and secondly since is an expert in forensics he knows how to cover his tracks. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 12, 2010, 2:27 am

Saturday Night Live - TV Shows
It's just not funny anymore. I can't remeber the last timeit was actually funny. There was the original cast in the 70's and then Eddie Murphy kept it alive and then maybe Dana Garvey and Mike Myers which was pretty funny, and then I remember some really stupid movies coming out with SNL cast members like the Superstar Movie or the Stuart movie or whatever it was. The originals were clever and funny but then like the movies it started to become annoyingly stupid rather than funny. It relied too much on fart jokes, gay humor and gross out jokes. I was working a lot on Saturday nights and this coupled with the impression that SNL had started to suck contributed to my lack of interest. Since like many others these day I have lost my job and my Saturdays are free, so I checked it out and the best thing I could say it that somebody does Obama pretty well and it's all down hill from there. There had been a time when SNL was the coolest thing on the air. There was great satire and clever jokes and a freshness about it and now it's just dull and stale drivel with jokes about people slobbering all over each other, poop jokes (I mean jokes where it's supposed to be funny to imply that someone shits in the pool) and it doesn't get any better. The is as good as the guest stars and that it's. The one with McCartney was good but mark my words that Paul was in good form that night be he was theonly thing worth wathcing about this whole mess. It's time to pull the plug on this dinosaur and let it die DNR -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 12, 2010, 2:14 am

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
You hear that? That's the sound of a runaway train. See that a few years down the track? That's where the derailment will happen spectacularly. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 11, 2010, 10:40 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
What a spineless puppet. Hated by the left and right equally at this point, he's using Bill Clinton as a way to support his unpopular decisions. There's almost no way in hell he'll be reelected in 2012 barring some miracle in 2011. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on December 11, 2010, 10:17 pm

Power Rangers (original) - TV Shows
All righty more ranting! When the rangers were made into kids they were temporarily replaced by aliens with a warped version of the power ranger theme. Eventually Bulk and Skull left the show and thus died the GOOD comedy. The shift to turbo (no pun intended concerning the opening of said series) didn't make sense to american viewers, esp. since both the zords and the enemies are weaker than the zeo counterparts. In summary PR started to bone near the end of season 2. Season 3 was for the most part too silly even though it did have it's moments. Boning got worse with the aliens. Zeo restored much credability however that was destroyed with Turbo. In Space it restored some credability again but was destroyed with Lost Galaxy. After that PR just became worse and worse with each season. Disney got hold of it and somehow made it even worse yet. Saban has rights to it again but it's too late. The previews I've seen just confirm that it's gonna suck. In my next post I'll describe what they should do with PR if they want it to be great again. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on December 11, 2010, 8:51 pm

Godzilla: The Series - TV Shows
So bad it made the 60's (I think that's when it was made) Hanna-Barberra cartoon of the same name look great by comparison. And that is also after factoring in Godzooki. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on December 11, 2010, 5:11 pm

Power Rangers (original) - TV Shows
Many downers for me concerning this series. Where to begin... Bulk and Skull became cops, that was a major boner there. Bulk and Skull are supposed to be punks, not cops. The only way they would ever be so is if either drafted against their will of tricked into it. Jason, Zack, and Trini were replaced by...I can't remember, because their replacements were simply not memorable enough. The replacements didn't stand out very well and were generic. Also the villains became sillier and sillier. Zedd used to be the coolest villain. He had Serpentera, he destroyed the dinozords with just his Z-staff, he had a creepy theme, he had it all! By the end of season two (or was it 3?) he married Rita and just became a wuss. Similiar happened to Goldar. He was one of the coolest villains and nearly killed Jason at one point. But just like Zedd he became a wuss. All the villains after Zedd just became sillier and sillier. It got to the point of wondering if they were the comedy relief and not Bulk and Skull. The rangers changed too much. It used to be 50+ or so episodes they would be one thing and eventually change. Now it's every 20 to 30 episodes. There was no real way to keep track. Zordon leaves and is eventually killed. His death was supposed to destroy all evil but somehow evil survived thus making his death meaningless. Alpha 5 is replaced with 6 and 6 has such an annoying accent. He is not likeable and you just hate him. Kimberly is replaced sometime in the 3rd season. While her replacement is somewhat memorable she is unfortunately stuck in Kimberly's shadow. Billy loses his powrs for BS reasons and is replaced by a kid for some odd reason. I never understood that. I hated the fact the movie was non-canon. Imagine my shock to find out that the likeable and great batman-esque villain Ivan Ooze is replaced by the stupid Master Vile and that the hot chick is replaced by the retarded hero wannabe Ninjor. Also the story just got more and more stupid. I'll have more to rant about later. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on December 11, 2010, 4:58 pm

Time Tunnel, The - TV Shows
Not bad but did anyone else wonder how they managed to keep their clothes lean leaping back and forth to different times- and why they couldn't ever quite make it back? It was interesting seeing the former Miss America Lee Meriwhether as one of the scientists futiling trying to bring them back home as it was rare to see a beautiful woman depicted as being a scientist back then! (Anyone wanna imagine how different "Gilligan's Island" might have been had the performers playing Ginger and the Professor played each other's roles? Ginger could be quite clever when it suited her-and easily outbrained the other women!) -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2010, 4:50 pm

Get Smart - TV Shows
Elainewoods, Although I think it went on a bit longer than it should have (the 99 wedding and birth of twins,etc.), I think it rocked- especially 99! Funny thing is that Barbara Feldon said that some REAL spies approached them and asked them to make the show's gadgets for real- not realizing that they were nothing more than painted cardboard and sound effects! LOL! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2010, 4:30 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Would they like it if folks disrupted THEIR services for their own political protests?! I don't think so. A resounding JEER to them for pouring salt on so many grieving families' wounds! They are indeed nothing more than clinging cymbals (let them look THAT up and see who said that)! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2010, 4:25 pm

Home Depot - Random Topics
The s-word (AKA snow) is in the forecast for my area and here it is December and guess what this store doesn't yet have in stock? SNOW SHOVELS! Again, thanks a LOT, Home Depot! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2010, 4:20 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
God forbid - do we have another Lindsay or Britney in the making? -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on December 11, 2010, 4:18 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
Robert, not a bad theory. However; why didn't a lot of parents refuse to buy her or Billy Ray's stuff after that "Vanity Fair" photo deal? Or for that matter why haven't a 'lot of parents' refused to buy Britney Spears stuff after all HER stunts or even Eminem's stuff after those song about wanting to do heinous,unnatural things to his own mother? Unfortunately, there seems to be a large number of folks who don't CARE what their own or their kids' fave pop icons do and will cave into buying them without making any attempt to consider whether they want to help fund dubious activities. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2010, 4:14 pm

John Wayne - Celebrities
True- Understated and that includes his attempt to play GENGHIS KHAN ("The Conqueror"- 1956) as a hero(kidja not!). Unfortunately, not only did the Duke himself bone with that movie but so did so many of his costars including Susan Hayward (playing his Empress Bortai as a redheaded Tartar princess), Agnes Moorehead as GK's mom (yes Endora herself) who all contracted and died from deadly forms of cancer due to being exposed to nearby nuclear test sites while filming this howlingly bad debacle! One thing that puzzled me is why he chose the name 'John' and not Duke as his performing name when everyone from his youth onward called him that (and, yes, Duke Wayne would have still sounded far more rugged in the billing than his real name of Marion Michael Morrison). Oh, and I'd also like to note that the tag came from his favorite childhood dog! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on December 11, 2010, 4:07 pm

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
Raiders of the Lost Ark - Classic Temple of Doom - Boned due to the uber annoying Kate Capshaw and "Short Round" Last Crusade - Un-Boned - Sean Connery...'nuff said Crystal Skull -Re-boned..in a big, big way -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 11, 2010, 3:47 pm

Major League - Movie Series
First movie is easily the best of the lot. Major League II tries too hard to be like the first one - it dragged for the most part, and Randy Quaid as a heckling fan became irritating very fast. There was no need for a third movie, all things considered. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on December 11, 2010, 10:38 am

Adobe Systems - Random Topics
Maybe, but as they counter argument tends to say, they wouldn't have to charge so much if people would stop pirating their products. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on December 11, 2010, 9:48 am

Yogi Bear 1961 - TV Shows
Bad news. The virus that causes Hollywood to make live-action movies based on classic cartoons has spread to poor Yogi Bear. Yogi will be voiced by Dan Aykroyd, and Boo-Boo will be voiced by Justin Timberlake. Ironically, just a month ago I was thinking: "Let me guess, Yogi Bear is next." -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 11, 2010, 9:25 am

Adobe Systems - Random Topics
I was lucky enough to get a discount on the programs, since I was in a technical center at the time. If I bought each program individually as opposed to getting the bundle, it would cost about $700 each for Illustrator, Photoshop, Dreamweaver, and Flash, among others. While I do not condone piracy, these prices practically beg for it to happen. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 11, 2010, 8:59 am

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
It might; a lot of parents may refuse to buy their kids Miley Cyrus stuff because of this. After all, who in their right mind would buy merchandise based on a piss-poor role model for their kids? Miley just taught all her young fans that it's OK to do drugs. Definitely NOT the message good parents want their kids to learn. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 11, 2010, 8:40 am

John Wayne - Celebrities
C'MON!!! This guy played the same character in every movie he starred. -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 10, 2010, 10:33 pm

Unit, The - TV Shows
This started out as a mission oriented drama with a little sprinkling of home life to soften the ever-so-tough "assasins" of the elite unit. It seemed obvious to me that someone wanted this show to be cancelled, so they began bone the fish by moving the time slots all over the place. They eventually cut the (fish)head off by having dumb episodes such as: 1) Mack having visions of talking with killed team-member Hector Williams (aka Hammerhead) to conjure up memories of the fatal shot to figure out who was the sniper. 2) The untrained wives are ordered to go undercover on a long-term mission to flush out homegrown terrorists. 3) A new YOUNG PUNK member is sent "Super Duper" undercover to fool the seasoned veterans of the unit by faking an attempted rape of a female unit member. -- Submitted By: (Understated) on December 10, 2010, 10:15 pm

Miley Cyrus - Celebrities
I hope Miley's bong-smoking video destroys her career, but I doubt it will. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 10, 2010, 6:13 pm

Sarah Palin's Alaska - TV Shows
It amazes me how an ex-governor who served half a term gets all this press and people love her. So many people are lemmings. How come we never got anything about Geraldine Ferraro? She was the first woman selected to be VP? Or why not something on Dan Quayle, Dick Cheney, or Al Gore? They were actually vice presidents. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on December 10, 2010, 3:59 pm

Adobe Systems - Random Topics
People might actually buy their products instead of pirating them if they'd make their prices reasonable. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 10, 2010, 2:55 pm

Howard Stern - Celebrities
Good news for those who have Sirius/XM. Howard will STAY for 5 more years! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101209/ap_on_en_ot/us_howard_stern_sirius#mwpphu-container -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 10, 2010, 12:36 am

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) - TV Shows
Mattel can never use the name Fisto again because George Lucas stole the name for one of his lousy Prequel characters (Kit Fisto). Mattel had to call him "Battle Fist" in 2002 because of Lucasfilm and Hasbro. And I don't think GL would ever let a trademark lapse like Mattel did. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 9, 2010, 8:51 pm

Walker, Texas Ranger - TV Shows
Seeing what Norris is about, I would tend to bet on the latter. He is not like Steven Segal or such who has such a gigantic ego, and seems well grounded, so unless something else is up, I think he is in on the joke, and uses it so he can get himself work. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 9, 2010, 8:38 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
They are nothing more than a pest that does nothing but seek attention. Don't give it to them, and they will go away -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 9, 2010, 8:36 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
I'm kind of glad they're hitting someone high-up in the political scene. Maybe that might finally motivate some lawmakers to stop these guys. If that means a ban on funeral protests, so be it. Can you think of any positive "free speech" use of picketing a funeral? I can't. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 9, 2010, 8:29 pm

American South, The - Random Topics
Yuanmoons was banned from the site, I recall they were the person that was stacking 10's of thousands of votes for random liberal topics like Jimmy Carter as never boned, and trolling the site pretty hard core. Boned. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 9, 2010, 6:52 pm

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