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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Massively multiplayer online role-playing game - Random Topics
Griefers are the main reason why I don't get into this genre of gaming. I think the South Park episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft" said it the best regarding why I'm not into MMORPG's. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 9, 2010, 5:34 pm

Profanity - Random Topics
I don't mind the occasional bit of swearing, but when it's overused, all it does is make that person sound like an uneducated schmuck. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 8, 2010, 9:54 am

Spyro the Dragon (video game series) - Random Topics
I'm inclined to agree that after the original trilogy, the Spyro series went downhill. Enter the Dragonfly was a bug-ridden piece of trash (tons of visual glitches, long load times, and a story that seemed like it was thrown together 5 minutes before the deadline), A Hero's Tail was a bit better, and after that...just don't know. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 8, 2010, 9:32 am

Rude Customers - Random Topics
There are customers who totally abuse the "customer is always right policy." They act like spoiled brat kids who jump up and down and scream and yell until the manager gives them their way just to shut them up. I just wish more often that another customer will call them out because the employee can not even if they're totally justified. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on August 5, 2010, 9:37 pm

VHS - Random Topics
There is nothing wrong with VHS, it's true that tracking can be a problem and tape heads have to be cleaned, but I think it served well as a visual medium for 20 good years before DVDs showed up. And to the one who submitted that the more superior Betamax format was replaced, the problem with Beta was that it did not have a long enough recording time for movies, only one hour compared to two hours on VHS. Introducing an SLP mode to double recording time didn't work in their favor because the same setting on VHS made their recording time even longer, and because of this convenience Beta was unable to compete. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on August 5, 2010, 10:57 am

Zero Tolerance Policies - Random Topics
Sucked from the start. Zero-tolerance policies cause more problems than solve them when it does not figure in things like previous track record, and/or extenuating circumstances. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 5, 2010, 10:31 am

VHS - Random Topics
When DVD first came out, I didn't drop VHS like a hot potato. It took me a couple of years before deciding to give it a try. Even then, I'm not about to ditch my old VHS tapes - there are some things I've recorded that I doubt will ever get onto DVD (case in point being the 1984 National League playoffs between the San Diego Padres and Chicago Cubs). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 5, 2010, 10:25 am

Hooters (restaurant) - Random Topics
The sexiness comes from something being in a setting where you wouldn't expect it -- in this case, sexy women in tight clothing serving food in a restaurant. For another example, you wouldn't even blink to see a woman wearing a bikini on the beach, but if a bikini-clad woman turned up in an office setting, EVERY eye would be on her because of the "unexpected" factor. That's the best explanation I can think of for the Hooters appeal -- from everything I've heard, it's certainly not the food. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 5, 2010, 6:41 am

Disney Channel - Random Topics
It is sad to think that the people at Disney Channel probably have no idea who Ub Iwerks is. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:40 pm

Hooters (restaurant) - Random Topics
What is so sexy about a singlet and shorts...hundreds of runners wear that in Central Park Every day, although we wear running shoes instead of high heels. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:30 pm

VHS - Random Topics
So what that VHS was made obsolete by DVD (which itself is now going obsolete to Blu-Ray)? I still use VHS, as do many of the people in my family. I didn't record all those tapes over several years just to go, "Oh, DVD is here, time to get rid of them!" Forget that. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
I started watching Boomerang only recently, so I didn't know it used to air Looney Tunes. But that's still a shame. Maybe the contract or rights with Warner Bros. expired or something. At least they still air Tom & Jerry and many Hanna Barbera classics. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 4, 2010, 7:04 pm

Macarena, The - Random Topics
Although I do like the "Macadamia Nut" dance by the Animaniacs! Narf! -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 4, 2010, 7:03 pm

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
True. However, even Boomerang isn't without its flaws. The biggest example is (as of now, at least) the fact that they aren't airing the original Looney Tunes anymore. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on August 3, 2010, 9:25 pm

Verizon - Random Topics
The big bone for Verizon was FIOS. Fiber to the home is cutting edge technology but it was not cost effective to deploy especially only retrofitting single occupancy developments. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 3, 2010, 9:09 pm

Big Mouth Billy Bass - Random Topics
I always found the talking bass creepy. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 3, 2010, 4:43 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
Prince J, Have you ever had Necco Chocolate Wafers? Think St. Joseph's Chewable Aspirin in texture with a chocolately taste so vague(and oddly causing puckering) , that Tootsie Rolls taste almost the equivilant of Lindt Chocolate. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 2, 2010, 11:28 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
They don't taste like artificial chocolate. They taste like artificial artificial chocolate. Yuck. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 11:00 am

Boomerang (TV Channel) - Random Topics
Boomerang is what Cartoon Network SHOULD have been. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 2, 2010, 10:59 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
The most "unchocolate" chocolate I ever tasted. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 7:20 pm

Macy's - Random Topics
The store at 34th Street is amazing, but the Macy's in my local mall is another store..a small selection of overpriced merchendise. -- Submitted By: (PrinceJ) on August 1, 2010, 6:40 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
I didn't realize that, PYLRulz! I wonder if today's episode will reflect that. When she spoke to Hugh, all she did was bash her family, bash her family, bash her family, and hyperventilate that her family would embarrass her in front of Hugh. Then, when it's Hugh's turn to say something nasty about her family..."How dare you say mean things about my family, the wedding's off!" She doesn't realize she did him a favor in the long run by leaving him at the altar. And to Chubby Rain...it's a zombie, all right. Alas, it seems that this zombie will be forced to walk even when it's reduced to nothing but a pile of dust. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 1, 2010, 1:09 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Simpsons really reminds me of a TV Zombie, lurching along mindlessly at this point. It really is sad to see it come to this point staying well past the point of making any sense at all. Simpsons, please end- thanks, your old fans. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 1, 2010, 9:36 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
For any of the fans of the Simpsons before it went to junk... Today would be Lisa's wedding... if anyone remembers the episode... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6g2qcu27I1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on August 1, 2010, 6:25 am

Papa Murphy's - Random Topics
Herb Chicken Mediterranean delite...Best Pizza Ever! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 31, 2010, 11:01 pm

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
Even without NetFlix, where I live there are universities and if you are a student there you can borrow DVDs/videos for free. Not to mention, some more obscure stuff is available there that you would often have to scan meticulously to find in regular video stores. It rocks in a word. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 31, 2010, 6:32 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
True that, DolFan - there are those who get intoxicated by such power at their fingertips that they think they can get away with anything. And when such excesses are not kept in check, it's a recipe for making that particular board into a virtual ghost town. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 31, 2010, 11:48 am

Blockbuster Video - Random Topics
Brick-and-mortar video rental stores are a thing of the past what with Netflix and other similar video rental services. In another few years, I daresay Blockbuster will be but a faint memory. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 31, 2010, 11:33 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
There are good mods, but on many sites or forums, they're overshadowed by the actions of unreasonable mods who misuse their powers to get their way (controlling a board, making sure nothing negative is said about a certain subject, Wikipedia, etc.). Years ago, there was one board where me and fellow fans of a certain subject started a comment thread. We made sure to stay on topic. One of the mods, who clearly did not like the subject, decided they could claim it was off-topic and soon removed it. We appealed that we felt the thread was not off topic, and the reply was "I think it was". They didn't want to hear it anymore and upheld the removal of the thread. We didn't want to risk being banned or whatnot, so we decided not to restart the thread. We had the last laugh, though. We started a new topic which was VERY on-topic...and included criticisms against the mod's unreasonable attitude. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 31, 2010, 10:47 am

Far Side, The - Random Topics
Still rocks. Like Bill Watterson, Gary Larson was savvy enough to go out while he was still on top. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 31, 2010, 2:05 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
It honestly depends on the particular mod. I've seen some that were the worst. They'd let their personal circle of friends bully anyone else who wasn't with no consequences whatsoever while anyone not in the Inner Circle would get banned for literally no reason. Then there's mods who literally refuse to do anything about people ruining a board, because they're just too scared to "abuse" their power. A good mod is hard to find. But they're out there, you just have to spend a lot of time looking. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 30, 2010, 6:27 pm

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
A message board that I go on, the mods there are nothing more than forum nazis. Post something they don't like (and it could be anything), and they will ban you without a second thought. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:58 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
I agree. I played my Civilization IV game online once, and it was nothing but players just flouting the rules. The only online game I play is Football (Soccer) Manager Live, and its actually well run, so if there is a griefer, its taken care of quickly -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 30, 2010, 3:57 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Griefers are the main reason why I'm not into online multiplayer games. The last thing I need if I was going for multiplayer achievements is some ill-mannered kid screaming insults and being a no-class douche. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:29 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Her behavior in Lisa the Vegetarian was the beginning of Lisa the Annoying Left-Leaning Mouthpiece - in a nutshell, her boning moment. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 7:21 am

Moderators (Internet Forum) - Random Topics
I have mixed opinions of moderators on Internet forums. I have nothing against them as long as they enforce the rules. But when they do nothing about those openly breaking the rules (e.g. trolling, flaming), then I don't have favorable opinions of them. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 30, 2010, 6:44 am

Microwave ovens - Random Topics
The microwave oven hasn't boned for me either. There are a lot of things that I cook with a microwave oven that don't take as long as cooking it on a stove. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 29, 2010, 7:20 am

Homework - Random Topics
I remember having to do term papers and book reports when I was in elementary school, but that was only because I was in gifted class. Regular elementary school kids back then didn't have that kind of workload. Now they do. And yet the state of education gets worse the more homework is assigned and the longer they make the school year. What I loved were the teachers (and professors) who clearly thought you didn't have anything to do for the rest of the day and thus had all the free time in the world to do THEIR personal mountain of assigned homework. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 10:09 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
What I learned from the World Cup is that soccer officials make NBA refs look competent and unbiased, and teams that actually try to make scoring goals a part of the game never win in the end. Most Americans have already moved on and forgotten about it now. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:45 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
I kinda agree with Stephanie, and I'm glad she said it :-) Tattoos on women=trying way to hard to be "edgy" and "empowered". I don't know why that is, but it is. My favorite is the cliched rose/heart on the ankle. Because a woman's ankle is what all men's eyes are drawn to. LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:39 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
You want to talk about a superstar league? How about LeBron and Chris Bosh coming to join Dwyane Wade in Miami? Parity is nonexistent in this league. But that's just the way it is in the NBA. The rich get richer, the poor stay the same. I predict the Lakers, Celtics, and now the new superpower in the Heat will win at least 6 of the next 10 NBA championships. Oh well, at least the NFL is still competitive... -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on July 28, 2010, 9:36 pm

Code Pink - Random Topics
BrewMaster, I never even heard of them before now. Weird, isn't it? Reminds me of how women drooled all over Clinton--even after he openly cheated on Hillary for years while in office. Any other guy of course they'd have been up in arms about. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 28, 2010, 9:25 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
I've had it with cable!!! All that's on are reality shows, it seems and what good programming there is on cable, there's a commercial every 2 minutes! I'm going back to no-cable and a good Netflix subscription! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 28, 2010, 6:38 pm

Far Side, The - Random Topics
I can agree with that 100%. There is hardly a lousy Far Side comic out there. The problem is, as I have said before, that Larson just prevents anybody from showing it by sicing his lawyers on whoever posts a Far Side comic. I see many other comics out there posted or parodied or such by other people without problems. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 26, 2010, 10:00 pm

Code Pink - Random Topics
Curious there hasn't been a peep out of this crowd since...oh...January 20, 2009? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 26, 2010, 9:41 pm

Criminion - Random Topics
Anything having to do with $cientology is instant-bone. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 1:01 pm

Far Side, The - Random Topics
The Far Side never boned, if you ask me. Larson knew when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em, that's for sure. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 26, 2010, 12:54 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
@Stephanie, that's not sexist at all. I don't mind tattoos as long as they aren't stupid crap DX -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 4:32 am

Indie Music - Random Topics
I just listen to music labeled 'indie' because I like it, does it matter what the genre is? Why are there huge battles over things like that? Honestly, just listen to what you want to. -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 4:03 am

Far Side, The - Random Topics
Never boned the fish because Larson stopped it before it got a chance to. -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 3:55 am

Pokemon - Random Topics
Argh, it jumped the shark when Generation IV introduced a whole region full of Pokemon that were either evolutions from previous Generations or Pokemon that had no inspiration what so ever. There were also too many legendaries by then, they just weren't special anymore. People always say that Gen III had the most unoriginal ones, but how can that be when only two Pokemon had evolutionary relatives from older generations? It is true that the Pokemon Wurmple was a shameless ripoff of Caterpie, along with it's evolutions, but at least it served a purpose as to further explore nature (Wurmple evolved into a certain Pokemon depending on it's nature). Compare that to the Pokemon from Gen IV that were just evolutions of Pokemon that were fine on their own! Not even of Pokemon that would actually benifit from gaining an evolution, like a great number of Pokemon in the Hoenn dex!! GAWD! Plus, Ruby & Sapphire were rushed games. They likely would have had time to put more freakin' Pokemon in if you impatient idiots had just waited. They might have had time to put in Johto and Kanto too! Derp. And yeah I know about the competition from Yu-Gi-Oh and stuff, but still guys. -- Submitted By: (blurbdragon) on July 26, 2010, 1:54 am

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
But keep in mind that in US Football, you have to wear a whole bunch of protective gear, while in the other football, you don't wear any of that protective gear, not to mention that you actually use your feet. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 24, 2010, 4:28 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
It's Soccer around here. Football is a game that men play, as opposed to the sissy-boy, euro-trash kickball game played on the other side of the pond. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 23, 2010, 7:29 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
It's football; soccer was some made-up word the Brits forced on us way back when, and we were dumb enough to believe them! Calling it 'soccer' around a Man U or Arsenal game is a sure way to get your arse beat! FIFA can never bone, even with the hooligans and the vuvuzelas... something the No Fun League can never claim! -- Submitted By: (NotABot55) on July 22, 2010, 9:41 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
I didn't care one way or another about Sonic - around the time he was Sega's mascot was when Sega was badmouthing Nintendo. Said badmouthing turned me away from Sega and turned me into a Nintendo fanboy. Now that the Nintendo/Sega feud is for the most part finished...Sonic means nothing to me. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 22, 2010, 8:04 am

Onions - Random Topics
Onions, really? Is there anyway that they can change that can cause them to be but shadows of their former selves hence they jump the shark, bone the fish or nuke the fridge and thus never be liked as much again? This is a ridiculous topic, never boned will be those who like onions, day 1 will be ones allergic to onions or who do not like them and the crying thing is nitpicking. Onions never boned to me, the taste great. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 22, 2010, 1:11 am

1990's - Random Topics
The 1990s was a decade of change. Granted, one could say the same for almost any decade. The 1990s saw major changes in communication and computers with the Internet becoming public and mainstream. That was of course only one way in which the 90s changed everything. In some ways, the 1990s was a 60s wanabe. That does make sense however, given that the 90s was the decade in which at least some of the Baby Boomers kids' were teenagers. The 1990s saw entertainment want to be darker and edgier. In some ways, this paved the way for far higher quality entertainment. In other ways, it also gave some characters (and I know how strange that might sound) a sense of entitlement that it was okay and perhaps mandatory to be edgy simply because it was the 90s. The 1990s also saw a sharp increase in one annoying trend, that being parenting issues. That however, is a whole different post. The 1990s did have another annoying issue. That being the obsession with being politically correct. This is an issue I've been hesitant to point out of because of the concern that it's wrong for me to say this. However, it was something I noticed. One effect of wanting to be more politically correct was the idea that being anything but a white male somehow made you cool. Ending racism and sexism (or at least trying to) is good. However, giving preference to someone because of their race or gender is still discrimination. The difference being that it's just taking a different form. I understand that this was an effect of a society that gave preference to white males and that people were trying to even the playing field. However, I think it ended up punishing people for discrimination in which they never participated. That's not fair either. Having said that, I do feel that the 90s was an important decade. It was a decade of change that changed things in ways that we still feel today and generally for the better. The main issue of the 90s was that it was a decade that perhaps took the various trends and themes of the decade a little too seriously. It was as though it had the attitude that it was the 90s and the 90s are cool and edgy and people felt a need to be that way simply because it was the 90s. It was however, an important decade in my life given I was a teenager. It was awesome in ways yet obnoxious in others. Perhaps both at the same time. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on July 21, 2010, 5:24 pm

1970's - Random Topics
All I remember about the 70s is disco and Star Wars figures (born in '73). But that still makes it better than the 80s in my book! Well, the mid to late 80s anyway. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 20, 2010, 8:20 pm

1990's - Random Topics
The 90s ROCKED! Better than the cheesy and lame 80s and WORLDS better than the last abomination of a decade! I was too young to really remember all of the 70s so it comes in second. The 90s will be the last time any form of entertainment isn't completely juvenile or corporate controlled. These days it's all about conformity while pretending to be a rebellious 14-year old. Best years of my life! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 20, 2010, 8:18 pm

1990's - Random Topics
Ah the 90s... the decade I grew up in... grunge, OJ, Oklahoma City bombing, Bush Sr., MC Hammer, Nirvana, Vanilla Ice, Clinton, Gulf War, Michael Jordan was king, Dream Team, MTV aimed for college kids, Nickleodeon was still hip and edgy, Third Eye Blind, Monica Lewinsky, Newt Gringrich, The Internet revolution, Instant Messenger, Cell phones, gangsta rap, East Coast vs. West Coast, L.A. riots, The Simpsons, Y2K, the beginning of the dot com boom... Not as good as some decades, but lots better than the 2000s. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 19, 2010, 4:26 pm

1970's - Random Topics
I suppose I'm so fond of the 70's because I was between the ages of 4 & 14 in that decade. Some of the fondest memories of my life occurred in that decade. No responsibilities, no worries, not a care in the world. The popular music and the TV shows were great! I will say that the only thing that really boned in the 70's (IMO) were 'Elephant Bells'. Those jeans/slacks with the MASSIVE bells at the cuff. Any time I rode my bike (metallic purple with the high handle bars and the 'banana seat' with the 'sissy bar'), I had to roll up one leg of my pants to keep from getting them caught in the chain. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2010, 10:42 am

1990's - Random Topics
True, 90s music wasn't as great as the ones from the decades before it. However, in other aspects pop culturally, the 90s was very good. IMO, the 90s had better animated shows and animated movies than the 80s did, and it was also the decade when the internet became popular. It did have its flaws, but then again, what decade didn't? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 18, 2010, 6:16 pm

Sonic Drive-In - Random Topics
Sonic has quite a variety of food worth eating - my favorite would have to be the cheesy tater tots. I never ate there during breakfast hours, so I have no opinion on that. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 18, 2010, 3:59 pm

1990's - Random Topics
Musically, the 90s sucked compared to the 60s, 70s, and even the 80s. However they were still way better than the 2000s. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 18, 2010, 12:02 am

1970's - Random Topics
The 1970s had the best of everything: music, TV, and movies. From Abba to ZZ Top, the seventies rocked in more ways than one. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2010, 11:56 pm

1960's - Random Topics
Pop culturally, the 1960s rocked. Great music. Great TV. And great movies too. Historically though, it was indeed turbulent. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2010, 11:49 pm

Sonic Drive-In - Random Topics
It's a nice change of pace to eat tater tots instead of french fries with your meal. The food there is good. I don't eat breakfast there, so I can't say anything about that. But the stuff printed on the tater tot box made me furrow an eyebrow: "If french fries come from France, Tater tots come from Awesome, because they are awesome". It makes no sense at all. It's probably a subtle way of saying "Your tater tots are getting cold because you're wasting time reading this box!" I honestly think THAT would have been better! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
156 votes for never boned? Obvious vote-stuffing if you ask me. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 17, 2010, 7:12 pm

Bagpipes - Random Topics
JayD: Are you sure they're not playing "Scotland the Brave"? The opening notes of "Scotland the Brave" and the Old Spice jingle are VERY similar. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 17, 2010, 2:34 pm

Homework - Random Topics
I don't think any student has ever much liked getting homework. However, when it started getting to the point where even elementary school students started getting homework, it was getting out of hand. By homework, I don't mean having to read a chapter or two of a book by the next week or using flash cards to help learn math. I'm talking serious homework assignments the likes of which one might associate with High School or College. I think There's something wrong when it gets to the point where a 1st grader comes homes with hours of homework a night. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on July 17, 2010, 11:54 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
I like the use of bagpipes on "In A Big Country" by Big Country, but this was probably done on a synthesizer. The problem with bagpipes is that there are very few songs that you can play on them. A bagpipe player invariably plays "Amazing Grace" and the Old Spice song. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 16, 2010, 11:33 pm

Communist Party USA - Random Topics
The CPUSA is a bit superfluous, as the Democrats have pushed the same agenda for over a decade now. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 16, 2010, 7:50 pm

Bagpipes - Random Topics
In defense of bagpipes, any instrument will sound worse than a goose being strangled if played badly. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 16, 2010, 6:39 pm

Homework - Random Topics
Being forced to do schoolwork at time when you're supposed to be relaxing sucks. It's so much fun to come home with a back-breakingly heavy bookbag because your teachers gave you an astronomical amount of homework, all of which require textbooks. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 16, 2010, 6:34 pm

Wave, The - Random Topics
*ahem* SIT THE F__K DOWN!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME!! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2010, 9:51 pm

Cabbage Patch Kids - Random Topics
It's cruel enough to make a 9 year old girl take part in a Cabbage Patch Kids play, but making a 9 year old BOY take part? The world was messed up even back then! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 13, 2010, 6:47 pm

Cabbage Patch Kids - Random Topics
My third grade music teacher made us put on a Cabbage Patch Kids play. Shouldn't that be considered cruel and unusual punishment for a 9 year old boy? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 13, 2010, 11:06 am

Garbage Pail Kids - Random Topics
I first heard of them when I was in 4th grade - I still remember ones like Bye Bye Bobby, Ray Gun, and Jolted Joel. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 12, 2010, 9:16 pm

Cabbage Patch Kids - Random Topics
Good thing I didn't go after these fugly things when they were the hot item. Ugh! -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 12, 2010, 9:12 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704075604575356611173414140.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_opinion#articleTabs%3Darticle Great editorial on this in the WSJ today, I see that the "independent" investigations were not very independent. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 12, 2010, 6:04 am

Paparazzi - Random Topics
Paparazzi are the real-life equivalent of trolls on the Internet. As long as you buy those trashy tabloids or watch those "reality" shows, they'll never be out of a job. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 11, 2010, 7:27 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
Sucked from the get-go. Any religion worth its salt does NOT require monetary contributions for the sake of enlightenment, period. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 11, 2010, 7:20 pm

Golden Raspberry Awards/The Razzies - Random Topics
I checked the forums over at Razzies.com - Friedberg and Seltzer got nominations in the following categories: Worst Picture (Meet the Spartans & Disaster Movie, lost to Love Guru); Worst Supporting Actress (Kim Kardashian, lost to Paris Hilton); Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel (MTS & Disaster Movie, lost to Indiana Jones & Kingdom of Crystal Skull); Worst Director (lost to Uwe Boll); and Worst Screenplay (lost to Love Guru). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 11, 2010, 7:15 pm

Golden Raspberry Awards/The Razzies - Random Topics
Another category that Friedberg and Seltzer were nominated in was "Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel" (a category that I thought for sure they'd win), but lost that nomination to Indiana Jones 4. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 11, 2010, 4:42 pm

Digital Television (DTV) - Random Topics
What a mixed bag this one is. It's true, you get it or you don't. Either it's a clean picture, a pixellated mess of the last images before the signal messed up, or a black screen with the words "NO SIGNAL". Rain? Good bye, picture. An airplane flies overhead? Hello, pixellated jumble. At least with analog the worst we'd get is a fuzzy screen. I still don't understand why they just had to get rid of analog. They say emergencies, but I fail to see how using analog for TV affected emergencies, when analog TV's been around for decades. Why couldn't they use digital for emergencies and leave analog alone if digital is so much better than analog? Wouldn't something of better quality be better suited for emergencies? The pros to DTV: You get channels you never had before. However, I have satellite TV now, so the digital converter box just collects dust. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 10, 2010, 8:59 am

Digital Television (DTV) - Random Topics
It had something to do with clearing up space for emergencies and such. I won't fault Bush for pushing it, but some work should of been done before making it final. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on July 9, 2010, 10:21 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
Definitely boned when they pretty much stopped airing Music videos. In fact, they should pretty much rename the channel RTV. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 9, 2010, 12:06 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I think that the biggest problem that I have with most 9/11 truthers is that they say that they support free speech, but whenever somebody says that they don't think the government did 9/11, they almost always throw a major fit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 9, 2010, 11:10 am

CNN - Random Topics
Mourning the death of a terrorist. No doubt one of those people who cry their eyes out for Gitmo detainees while being indifferent over 9/11's victims and innocent detainees (like Daniel Pearl). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 9, 2010, 8:33 am

Digital Television (DTV) - Random Topics
I bought an actual DTV in anticipation of the takeover. During the interim when we had both analog and digital it worked fine. When the actual switchover occurred-- suddenly I had no channels. Zero. See the thing with digital is it's either 1 or 0. You either receive the channel in perfect picture or not at all. During the analog age I would have one or two channels you could always count on and five or six others that were usually watchable. Now, nothing. They say TV ratings have been down these last couple years and I think DTV is to blame. I don't know why Bush insisted on a complete switchover; everything was fine when we had the choice between digital and analog. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2010, 6:19 pm

CNN - Random Topics
CNN's senior Mideast editor Octavia Nasr tweeted "Sad to hear of the passing of Sayyed Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah... One of Hezbollah's giants I respect a lot." http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/07/cnn-editor-fired-tweet-congroversial-lebanese-leader/ You might as well just watch Al-Jazeera instead of CNN. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2010, 4:31 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I used to like these guys when I was a kid. And for a time they successfully made wearing fur "un-cool" in the fashion world. Thanks to you guy and to petakillsanimals.com I now know the horrible truth-- they kill 97% of the animals surrendered to them. Why would they do that? It's just sick. I'd like to know if any of the big animal-rights orgs are legit before I donate to them. As it stands, I'll only contribute to the local no-kill shelters. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2010, 12:06 am

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
I like was MCS said!! Seriously, I got so sick and tired of all those people on their Atkins Diet. I'd eat a big juicy hamburger right in front of them. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 7, 2010, 11:23 am

Taco Bell - Random Topics
I used to think it was decent, cheap fast-food. But a couple of years ago they changed the ingredients and the way they prepare them, and now it's like microwave food you buy at a convenience store. Totally boned the fish, and I won't be eating there any more. -- Submitted By: (Scaramouche) on July 6, 2010, 6:11 pm

Sears - Random Topics
My brother and I LOVED the Wishbook. Every year when we got it, we would immediately go through and start circling everything we wanted for Christmas. Then, my little brother would sneak it later and start x-ing out the stuff I circled just to hack me off. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 6, 2010, 4:27 pm

Big Mouth Billy Bass - Random Topics
My dad gave me one of those for Christmas one year. Never left the box and it went straight to the Goodwill store. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 6, 2010, 4:16 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
Sigh. Pandas screwed up again. We need a CPS for panda cubs. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/07/06/panda-chinese-zoo-accidentally-crushes-cub -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 6, 2010, 1:40 pm

NASA - Random Topics
This is Obama's NASA priorities, folks. Note that none of these three things involves space exploration. "Inspire children to learn math and science, expand international relationships and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering." http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/06/nasa-official-walks-claim-muslim-outreach-foremost-mission -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 6, 2010, 1:31 pm

Dave & Buster's - Random Topics
Dave & Buster's rules! Whenever I can spare the time and money, I go there and have a great time. The food, although pricey, is worth the money I pay, and I enjoy the games they have available. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 5, 2010, 12:48 am

Independence Day (USA) - Random Topics
Seeing today's July 4th...Happy Independence Day! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 4, 2010, 10:53 am

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