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Bone The Fish - Most Recent Comments!

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
Definitely boned when they pretty much stopped airing Music videos. In fact, they should pretty much rename the channel RTV. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 9, 2010, 12:06 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I think that the biggest problem that I have with most 9/11 truthers is that they say that they support free speech, but whenever somebody says that they don't think the government did 9/11, they almost always throw a major fit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on July 9, 2010, 11:10 am

CNN - Random Topics
Mourning the death of a terrorist. No doubt one of those people who cry their eyes out for Gitmo detainees while being indifferent over 9/11's victims and innocent detainees (like Daniel Pearl). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 9, 2010, 8:33 am

Digital Television (DTV) - Random Topics
I bought an actual DTV in anticipation of the takeover. During the interim when we had both analog and digital it worked fine. When the actual switchover occurred-- suddenly I had no channels. Zero. See the thing with digital is it's either 1 or 0. You either receive the channel in perfect picture or not at all. During the analog age I would have one or two channels you could always count on and five or six others that were usually watchable. Now, nothing. They say TV ratings have been down these last couple years and I think DTV is to blame. I don't know why Bush insisted on a complete switchover; everything was fine when we had the choice between digital and analog. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2010, 6:19 pm

CNN - Random Topics
CNN's senior Mideast editor Octavia Nasr tweeted "Sad to hear of the passing of Sayyed Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah... One of Hezbollah's giants I respect a lot." http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/07/cnn-editor-fired-tweet-congroversial-lebanese-leader/ You might as well just watch Al-Jazeera instead of CNN. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2010, 4:31 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I used to like these guys when I was a kid. And for a time they successfully made wearing fur "un-cool" in the fashion world. Thanks to you guy and to petakillsanimals.com I now know the horrible truth-- they kill 97% of the animals surrendered to them. Why would they do that? It's just sick. I'd like to know if any of the big animal-rights orgs are legit before I donate to them. As it stands, I'll only contribute to the local no-kill shelters. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 8, 2010, 12:06 am

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
I like was MCS said!! Seriously, I got so sick and tired of all those people on their Atkins Diet. I'd eat a big juicy hamburger right in front of them. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on July 7, 2010, 11:23 am

Taco Bell - Random Topics
I used to think it was decent, cheap fast-food. But a couple of years ago they changed the ingredients and the way they prepare them, and now it's like microwave food you buy at a convenience store. Totally boned the fish, and I won't be eating there any more. -- Submitted By: (Scaramouche) on July 6, 2010, 6:11 pm

Sears - Random Topics
My brother and I LOVED the Wishbook. Every year when we got it, we would immediately go through and start circling everything we wanted for Christmas. Then, my little brother would sneak it later and start x-ing out the stuff I circled just to hack me off. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 6, 2010, 4:27 pm

Big Mouth Billy Bass - Random Topics
My dad gave me one of those for Christmas one year. Never left the box and it went straight to the Goodwill store. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 6, 2010, 4:16 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
Sigh. Pandas screwed up again. We need a CPS for panda cubs. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/07/06/panda-chinese-zoo-accidentally-crushes-cub -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 6, 2010, 1:40 pm

NASA - Random Topics
This is Obama's NASA priorities, folks. Note that none of these three things involves space exploration. "Inspire children to learn math and science, expand international relationships and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering." http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/06/nasa-official-walks-claim-muslim-outreach-foremost-mission -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 6, 2010, 1:31 pm

Dave & Buster's - Random Topics
Dave & Buster's rules! Whenever I can spare the time and money, I go there and have a great time. The food, although pricey, is worth the money I pay, and I enjoy the games they have available. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 5, 2010, 12:48 am

Independence Day (USA) - Random Topics
Seeing today's July 4th...Happy Independence Day! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 4, 2010, 10:53 am

Democratic Socialists of America - Random Topics
Interestingly, I read from somewhere that socialists think Democrats are not socialist enough or something like that. I also read somewhere the socialists themselves say Obama is not a socialist. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 4, 2010, 10:52 am

Hip hop music - Random Topics
The worst part is, all these so called "gangstaz" who constantly told us about "keepin' it real" turned out to be the most blatant sellouts in the history of the entertainment industry. Which says a lot. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 4, 2010, 12:13 am

France - Random Topics
Just before the French soccer team pulled their whiny quitter act that even embarrassed French people (and that's damn hard to do), I read an article on the net about how French service staff are rude BY DESIGN since in France they're considered the equal of the customer. Which still doesn't explain the incredible rudeness. Only in France would waiters and store clerks adopt the attitude of "you're not the boss of me!" LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 4, 2010, 12:08 am

France - Random Topics
I read somewhere that when France was eliminated from the World Cup, the team took a no-frills coach flight home (they flew in first-class). But that wasn't all of it - the French coach was so angry that he didn't shake the hand of the coach of the opposing team...talk about arrogant. I always knew the French were sore losers ever since they attempted to plant performance-enhancing drugs in Lance Armstrong's hotel room when he won the Tour de France 7 times in a row - wouldn't surprise me if their mindset is "WAAAHHH!! We're the only ones who are allowed to win the Tour de France!!" -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 3, 2010, 8:20 am

Hip hop music - Random Topics
Virtually all hip hop songs have samples in them. There have been so many samples that even samples are being sampled. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 2, 2010, 6:30 pm

Golden Raspberry Awards/The Razzies - Random Topics
@Robert - Friedberg and Seltzer were nominated quite a few times in '09, but didn't win one. I recall they lost Worst Picture to Love Guru, and I'm certain they lost Worst Director to Uwe Boll that year. I don't remember which other ones they were nominated for or who won it instead of them. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 2, 2010, 7:22 am

Golden Raspberry Awards/The Razzies - Random Topics
It's a surprise that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer didn't sweep the Razzies, but they didn't even win ONE nomination? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 1, 2010, 7:18 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
It bugs me when there are people so thin-skinned and oversensitive to the point they insist everyone has to say "Happy Holidays" - but it bothers me even more when the Christmas music, decorations, and/or advertisements start around October. A place for everything, and everything in its place. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

Body Piercing - Random Topics
"When did shrapnel become a fashion accessory?" - Bill Engvall -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on July 1, 2010, 4:26 pm

Trolls (internet) - Random Topics
Anyone bet the "Never Boned" votes for this are trolling? Or trolls elsewhere? -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on July 1, 2010, 5:21 am

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
Feh. Just another self-congratulatory celebrity circle jerk. The best thing you can say about the Grammies is that at least it's been around for a while as opposed to any awards show MTV or Spike TV does. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2010, 10:43 pm

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
Ever notice in the more recent strips, his hind feet are almost as big as his body? How did they grow so big? I don't know about you, but I have always preferred Heathcliff. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 29, 2010, 10:42 pm

Vuvuzela - Random Topics
If I was in charge of the world I would make possession of a vuvuzela a capital offense. That's the kind of crime one gets the death penalty for, right? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2010, 6:45 pm

Motel 6 - Random Topics
I heard Tom Bodet doing a Motel 6 ad just last week so I don't think he's gone just yet. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2010, 6:32 pm

Major League Baseball - Random Topics
Meh. Buncha spoiled brat roidheads under a system that goes out of its way to reward the teams with the most money with perhaps the most incompetent commissioner in sports history in charge to boot. Plus the season is WAY too long--the next one seems to start almost as soon as the previous one ends! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2010, 6:29 pm

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
I think there are simply way too many categories and the list grows every year. Now there are about 125 of them. I wish they would at least cut the number in half and get rid of some unnecessary categories, such as rap/sung and maybe even the best new artist. Most of the people who win best new artist end up disappearing within the next few years. Anyone remember the Starland Vocal Band? A Taste of Honey?Christopher Cross? Marc Cohn? and so on. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 29, 2010, 5:57 pm

Golden Raspberry Awards/The Razzies - Random Topics
A great way to point out who did the worst in the past year. Last year, for example, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the no-talent hacks behind Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie) were nominated for quite a few Razzies for the last two examples I listed - they didn't win. Still, though, I haven't heard a peep out of those two - guess they finally realized they can't write or direct their way out of a wet paper bag. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 29, 2010, 10:31 am

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
Agreed. Most of these "records" are either bogus, or just plain stupid. Too bad Guinness has a stranglehold on this, otherwise, I would suggest someone else jump in and throw in a new record book that actually focuses on records. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 28, 2010, 10:14 pm

G-20 Summit - Random Topics
Agreed. Want to hold one of these without inconveniencing a city? Go to Camp David. Go to some Swiss mountain lair. Go to some wilderness retreat. Just keep it out of the large cities where all that ends up happening is riots and damage from anarchists who's only goal is to come and raise hell. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 28, 2010, 10:12 pm

Major League Baseball - Random Topics
BigAl, lets put the shoe on the other foot. You are a star player, and people flock to the baseball park to watch you. The team makes millions off of your name, yet you only see a fraction of it. How would you feel? Yeah, some of these guys deserve the millions, but some of the others, its way overboard, and yes, some of the owners do not have guns to their heads forcing themselves to spend millions on guys who really do not deserve it. Thats why I respect clubs like the Minnesota Twins, who know they don't need to spend $200 Million to put on the best product on the field, all they got to do was build a good farm system, and go from there. Some of the other teams should take notes from Minnesota, and follow them to a T. If money was really everything, the Yankees would of had a mega-dynasty in the 2000's, not just 2 world titles to bookend the decade. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 28, 2010, 10:08 pm

Nobel Peace Prize - Random Topics
And now since Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, I daresay the Nobel Prize in and of itself has become irrelevant and meaningless. It's obvious which way their voting committee leans and they don't examine the reason(s) why certain people should get it. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 28, 2010, 5:29 pm

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
I recall when there was a TV show regarding this, and most of the stuff they showed were awful. Who gives a @#$% about how wide someone can open their eyes?! Snorting noodles out your nose...give me a break! It's not something you'd brag to anybody. It boned when they focused on disgusting instead of stuff that REALLY matters. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 28, 2010, 5:22 pm

Major League Baseball - Random Topics
MLB went on a downward trend after the advent of free agency - that was when owners went hog-wild and started shelling out millions of dollars for players, regardless of their past performance. Now owners are crying poor, fewer people are coming to games because it's too expensive...guess what? Nobody held a gun to the owners' heads and told them "You must pay Joe Blow that much money or else". If owners ran their business(es) the way they run their teams, they'd be out of business so fast it would make their heads spin. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 28, 2010, 9:50 am

G-20 Summit - Random Topics
Does anything good come from this? It seems to me it's a bunch of world leaders bringing their egos to the table, arguing, making promises and plans that won't ever come to fruition, all the while riots, protests and destruction take place in the host city. I don't see this lasting much longer before it's put to rest for good. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 28, 2010, 8:45 am

Motel 6 - Random Topics
Yeah, MCS, if one believes that staying in filthy rooms with broken fixtures and neighbors having nonstop parties all hours ( especially on weekends) somehow makes it worth saving $10 or even $5 a night, Motel 6 might be the perfect spot! Tom Bodet's spots weren't bad but I'm not sure they alone made the places worth enduring. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 27, 2010, 2:37 pm

Motel 6 - Random Topics
The last Motel 6 I stayed in was so nasty. It made the cockroach hotels we stayed in in Costa Rica look like Hiltons. This one seemed like an hourly rate motel. I also miss Tom Bodet. I loved his commercials. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 26, 2010, 6:15 pm

1980s - Random Topics
I don't think a decade can really bone. Once there are too many changes you can say the decade has passed, even if it is not at the official end of the decade. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 26, 2010, 6:12 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Our Pizza Hut is sad also. The one in the town where my grandparents live looks identical to the way I remember it in the 80s, complete with a Pac Man game. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 26, 2010, 5:58 pm

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
I like that idea johnny. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 26, 2010, 5:54 pm

Vuvuzela - Random Topics
I can understand blowing them to celebrate a goal (hell, yes, OF COURSE blow the horns for a goal!) and when someone on the team does something spectacular. I see similar horns all the time at major junior hockey games. Blowing them at those times (for a goal, or in hockey, for a big hit or a fight) makes perfect sense, and when they're used that way, I don't mind them much. (Also, coming from a fanbase that rings cowbells at games, I'm not in any position to get overly critical about the noise.) But what's the deal with blowing them for the ENTIRE game? That's what doesn't make any sense, and that's the point at which they might as well make the things out of fish bones. If a swarm of bees were to enter the stadium, the people blowing the horns would be the LAST to know about it! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 26, 2010, 7:10 am

Vuvuzela - Random Topics
I go to Hershey Bears games, and for years before this years World Cup, the Bears sold horns that were very much like Vuvuzelas. Im half afraid of what will happen at games this year. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 26, 2010, 4:17 am

Vuvuzela - Random Topics
The vuvuzela was just a speck in the passing fad that is the FIFA World Cup... then it was exported overseas. Well, it was nice having eardrums. I shall miss them dearly. -- Submitted By: (doctorwhorox) on June 25, 2010, 7:51 pm

Vuvuzela - Random Topics
Murphy's law comes to mind. Speaking of which, Youtube now has a soccer ball icon on videos. Click on it, and you can listen to vuvuzelas blaring as you watch the video. O_o -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 25, 2010, 7:04 pm

Vuvuzela - Random Topics
The most boring sport in the world coupled with the most annoying sound in the world. What could possibly go wrong? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on June 24, 2010, 10:53 pm

Ticketmaster - Random Topics
I'd rather go to the box office and get the tickets rather than deal with Ticketmaster's inflated prices. I spent $45 at the box office to see "Weird Al" Yankovic in July...I shudder to think how much that ticket would've cost me if I used Ticketmaster. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 23, 2010, 4:28 pm

4Kids Entertainment - Random Topics
I didn't know what 4Kids was all about until I saw this: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=145 To do what they did to an anime is awful, but telling irate fans where to stick it is arrogance of the worst kind. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 22, 2010, 11:11 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Seeing that more people believe that Jews were behind 9/11 reinforces my belief that people are mostly mindless sheep that are easily led. Whatever garbage the mass media spoon-feeds them, they accept with open arms. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 22, 2010, 2:17 pm

Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) - Random Topics
Just about every movie shown on LMN portrays men as the scummiest form of life to ever walk the Earth. God forbid any of those movies ever show a man as generous, empathic, or willing to work things out. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 22, 2010, 2:08 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Dol, with no internet, Griefers might actually have a life -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 18, 2010, 3:33 pm

Realtors - Random Topics
Every time I see a show where people are buying a house a realtor is always talking them into getting the one that's over their preset budget. You know, because buying expensive things like houses one couldn't actually afford didn't already cripple the economy or anything. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 17, 2010, 7:29 pm

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
I agree with the people who voted for Liz and Jon dating as the reason. It's just too unbelievable even by newspaper comic standards. Dorks like Jon do NOT get dates like Liz in real life, EVER. Plus now I have to actually think about the two of them having sex which is just...awkward. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 17, 2010, 7:25 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
The worst part is that if it wasn't for the internet these people would be doing who knows what to everyone else in real life. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 17, 2010, 7:14 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
People call them "Comcrap" for a reason. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 17, 2010, 7:11 pm

Smart Car - Random Topics
This car makes me cringe more than the Prius. Whenever I see one on the road the person driving it looks like a clown. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 17, 2010, 4:32 pm

Smart Car - Random Topics
The Smart gets 41 Hwy/33 City A Toyota Yaris gets 35 Hwy/29 city. Not much difference and you can carry 2 more people and some luggage. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on June 17, 2010, 8:20 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Has anyone seen the new logo they introduced last month? It's ugly and I hate it! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on June 16, 2010, 4:01 pm

Realtors - Random Topics
Can't deal with their fake-ass "friendliness"! I just want to say: Yeah, I know you're going to get a big commission on this sale but please stop acting like you are my new BFF. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 15, 2010, 3:59 pm

Sega (Company) - Random Topics
The Nintendo-dissing commercials were what kept me away from Sega and turned me into a complete Nintendo fanboy. I could tell Sega was getting desperate when they claimed the Genesis had "blast processing" and the Super Nintendo didn't. They paid dearly when the truth came to light. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 14, 2010, 7:31 pm

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
Many reasons this one boned: 1.) Garfield went from fat, ugly cat (look at the 1st-3rd years of the strip) to cute. 2.) Garfield's attitude became nicer and nicer as the strip progressed. 3.) Jon went from average guy/cartoonist to complete dork and nerd. Lately they've made him more normal/average guy like again. 4.) The humor has been blunted considerably from the early days. 5.) Same old repetitive story lines (Garfield hates Mondays, Garfield loves lasagna, etc.) 6.)Characters have disappeared with no explanation (Lyman, Nermal, Arlene) I think that's enough for now. I actually think having Jon hook up with Liz was a good thing. It could lead to fresh new storylines for once. We'll see how it unfolds. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on June 14, 2010, 4:46 pm

We are the World Remake Haiti - Random Topics
Much like Diddy's take on Every Breath You Take to remember the Notorious B.I.G. this was just indolent and disrespectful. If they really cared, an original or at least more surreptitious sampling song would have been used. My case in point: Crossroads by Bone Thugs N Harmony to remember Easy-E. This one more than pales in comparison to the original. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 7:26 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
*facepalm* Oh good God! WHY?! -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 6:25 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Honestly, why was the internet made sometimes? Griefers, trolls, you name it. These guys take the fun out of some of the fun things to do on the internet. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 13, 2010, 4:46 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
I think the reason there are so many allergies and illnesses is because people began to sanitize everything babies use, which in turn prevents a baby's immune system from developing. Obviously, you don't want a baby to drink from a filthy bottle, but if they're not exposed to germs at a young age, their immune system will never learn how to deal with them. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 1:01 pm

Griefer (internet) - Random Topics
Wasting your life spending several hours a day doing nothing but annoy people? Griefers are the epitome of losers. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 12:56 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
I checked google to see for myself. I am sad to report that the results for me matched the results for Travoltron. It makes me remember one of my Jewish friends telling me that Jews were the most persecuted people throughout history. Thanks to people who blame Jews for 9/11, it seems that history is doomed to repeat itself forever. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 12, 2010, 12:52 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
The 9/11 "truth" proponents give legitimate skeptics a bad name, and, ultimately lend comfort to the supposed Big Brother or Illuminati (whatever) by making genuine skepticism synonymous with a crackpot movement. http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/06-09-11/ Back in the cold war era, Project Blue Book was essentially launched to address the UFO fad because there was a real concern that credible sightings of enemy aircraft could be confused with the trendy sightings of "Martian Saucers". Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! The reality about 9/11 is a horribly tragic but pretty straight forward case of mass murder by a determined terror cell. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 12, 2010, 12:00 pm

Peanut allergies - Random Topics
Speaking of those busy Aggie researchers, I saw this on the news a couple of days ago... http://www.foodnavigator.com/Science-Nutrition/Polyphenols-could-lead-to-allergen-free-peanut-butter-Study Ask and you shall receive. Man calling himself "baldrick" wins $50 million lottery jackpot... See you in the papers! -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on June 11, 2010, 11:08 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Why is it that it's okay to blame 9/11 on everyone EXCEPT those that actually did it? Political correctness? Right now on Google you get 414,000 hits for "Jews did 9/11" and only 53,500 for "Muslims did 9/11". -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 11, 2010, 3:42 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
I think I am one of the few who has never experienced problems with Comcast. I was with Quest for a while, convinced that a bundle with them (phone, internet, satellite) would not only save me money but would give me more channels, faster internet, and more reliable phone service. Well I can tell you that I got none of those things. I stuck it out through my contracted year and then went back to Comcast. It's been smooth sailing ever since. -- Submitted By: (Cadbury) on June 11, 2010, 10:10 am

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
When they started having categories that were disgusting, stupid, and idiotic, the legacy was boned. I don't care to know what the world records are for longest time juggling dog turds, biggest upchuck into a fish tank, or longest time spent sitting on a toilet while constipated. Good news: They don't have those categories yet. Bad news: For how long? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:23 pm

Greenpeace - Random Topics
I think they're in league with that human extinction group... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Turner Classic Movies - Random Topics
@Robert. Agreed, there is a subtlety (yes, I understand the censorship laws play a part) that is lost on nowadays audience with those old films. Not to mention actual charisma and not just plain looks (even Marylin Monroe could be respected). -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 5, 2010, 4:43 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
May I say, bagpipes have a great sound. Played well of course. I defend the fish here. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 5:17 pm

Tropicana - Random Topics
The Juicy Rewards program is fun, but the choices are somewhat limited, in my area, at least. I usually just spend points on the Rainforest promotion. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm

Hello Kitty - Random Topics
When I learned about the vibrators, I could never look at Hello Kitty the same way ever again. It's a literal boning moment for Hello Kitty like you wouldn't believe. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:37 pm

Target - Random Topics
Whenever I go to a store, I treat the employees with respect. If they're nice to you, be nice back to them. If they're nasty or mean, they may be having a bad day. Or they may be unhappy at their job. Make it better for them, as a little act of kindness goes a long way. When it comes to Target, all the employees I met are nice. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:35 pm

YouTube Poops - Random Topics
I've only seen a few that were actually funny. The rest? Well, let's just say it's too merciful a euphemism for them to be called "poops". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:31 pm

Krystal Restaurant - Random Topics
I don't like their burgers, but I do like their pups. That's their term for the small hot dogs they sell. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:25 pm

Turner Classic Movies - Random Topics
My grandfather watches this station frequently. Most of the movies they show are awesome classics. When you compare them to a lot of the crap movies of today, even someone who wasn't born until long after the movie was released can't help saying "They don't make 'em like they used to". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:23 pm

IKEA Furniture - Random Topics
I've been here before. The Swedish meatballs they serve at the cafeteria aren't so bad. If you don't like housewares, bed, bath, or kitchenware, IKEA may not be the place for you. Another word of caution: If you don't like large stores, IKEA dwarfs home depot at least four times over. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:14 pm

Kool-Aid - Random Topics
Jonestown suicide sheep or not, it doesn't stop Kool-aid from being a tasty sugary alternative to soda. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 1:05 pm

Bagpipes - Random Topics
Surprisingly, there really are people out there who hate the sounds of bagpipes. How can anyone hate such a cool-sounding instrument? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 4, 2010, 11:36 am

Bagpipes - Random Topics
Robert, that's interesting. I never realized that. Anyway, they are one of the coolest instruments around, IMHO. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 4, 2010, 6:52 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
The movie will be nothing but the butt of a huge joke by the end of it all. Remember the Y2K scare, now all the stuff on TV about it is nothing but pitiful. This was asking for ridicule since its inception. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on June 4, 2010, 12:37 am

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
Anytime we spring forward and fall back, like clockwork (no pun intended), there's a flood of letters to my local newspaper complaining about DST. Frankly, I don't see any reason for this anymore, all it does is throw everybody's internal clocks off-sync for several days. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 3, 2010, 9:24 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
Oh brother, here we go again - another "world will end" load of nonsense which will undoubtedly NOT happen. I'll be one of those laughing at those stupid enough to believe that nonsense when nothing happens yet again. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on June 3, 2010, 9:20 am

Tattoos - Random Topics
Guys: OK Girls: trashy -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on June 3, 2010, 8:05 am

Apple Inc. - Random Topics
While I believe over time Apple has actually gotten better than PC, the fact is Steve Jobs despite his initial success had the wrong idea about marketing his brand at first. He was only fortunate that the Apple II debuted in a time when the open format PC computers didn't yet exist, and it's true that he did make things easy for people. Problem is, people first needed a reason to have computers and when Microsoft buttered up to IBM he ended up getting a hard lesson of how the business world worked. Because IBM had numerous relations with businesses across the country, they could sell their PCs to businesses and people who have the same computer at work will want the same computer at home because it was the only way to get things done. Likewise, since Microsoft owned the operating system, it was that company that prevailed because of their selling of the system to other computer companies. The Macintosh, as Jobs thought, was such an easy to use machine he thought that alone would sell the computer, likewise he even thought he could get away with everyone buying from him. But he wouldn't accept that it didn't work that way and ended up quitting Apple in 1985 over his spite. This left Apple without direction for a decade and eventually Jobs came back, having learned his lesson and taking advantage of the internet world to make the Mac a more relevant machine than it had been in the past. Additionally he expanded his business beyond the Mac with the iPod, iPhone, and it did wonders. Meanwhile the open format had proved to be the worse system over time due to it's vulnerability issues with hackers and viruses, thus resulting in the User Access Control on Vista which sadly makes a computer not very friendly to use. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on June 1, 2010, 10:52 am

Red Lobster - Random Topics
My dad is the type of person that believes that seafood should only be eaten at coastal regions where the seafood is fresh. And having been to Red Lobster only twice in my lifetime, I'm inclined to agree. With that said I wont touch Long John Silvers with a 50ft pole. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 31, 2010, 5:59 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
Free-to-air TV sucks, especially in Australia thus it would seem that cable would be better. There is a slightly better variety but not by that much. With all the same shows being played ad nauseum there is not a noticeable difference, and to see the GOOD shows you need to fork up extra money. It is generally useless now with *other* ways of acquiring the shows you want with little cost but the initial price. *taps nose* -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 29, 2010, 7:26 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
There is just way too much to tell here. I believe the first non-music based show they put on was a game show called "Remote Control" and it just went downhill from there. This was also marathoned to death like MTV loves to do which ruins everything if you don't like the program that they shove down your throat. A critic just noticed that "Jersey Shore" isn't anything special, it's just that MTV keeps playing which makes an artifical buzz. In the 80's I liked being surprised by which video they would show next and weren't limited to one genre of music. Rock, rap, new wave, etc. It didn't matter, I just wanted to see a fun music video and not just focus on one type of music. -- Submitted By: (JamesO) on May 26, 2010, 12:59 pm

Target - Random Topics
I tried to walk into Target but I missed. Damn. - Mitch Hedberg -- Submitted By: (JBird) on May 26, 2010, 12:34 pm

Citizens Commission on Human Rights - Random Topics
Founded by $cientoligists. Enough said! -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 26, 2010, 4:15 am

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
Let me quote (or paraphrase) Penn & Teller: "Try out our new Penn & Teller bullshit diet! You sit there and not eat anything for the next twenty-four minutes and...... it works just as well as all those other bullshit diets out there." Any diet that forbids me from having my pasta, rice and flat bread can go suck on a fish bone. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 25, 2010, 8:54 pm

YouTube Poops - Random Topics
You get a few clever ones, but like most things with comedy, Many people THINK they can do it, and utterly fail at it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 25, 2010, 6:41 am

Hello Kitty - Random Topics
Ok, when you have some kiddy cartoon character being used for god knows what, it is beyond boned. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 25, 2010, 6:29 am

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