Bone The Fish - Most Recent Comments!

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
For all that Subway is worth, people should just pack their lunch instead. Yes, they have healthy menu items, but they still have one thing in common with other fast food restaurants, they are a money waste. If they truly cared about your health, they would stop selling soda, chips, cookies, and their subs that are over 6 grams of fat at six inches, discontinue footlongs, and serve whole wheat bread only. But as you can tell from the fact that they don't do that, the plain fact is, they are a business in it for money. It's one thing to stop for lunch casually when you are with friends, but don't make Subway a daily routine. Flatten your belly, not your bank account. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 2, 2010, 11:31 pm

Squirrels - Random Topics
If I ever have my own vegetable garden someday, I will get a permit to own a couple of pet foxes to protect it. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on May 2, 2010, 11:00 pm

New York Times - Random Topics
A paper that leans way, way left. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 2, 2010, 9:25 pm

Socialism - Random Topics
An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. The class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism." All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided that since they could not make an A, they studied less. The second Test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F. The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else. All failed to their great surprise and the professor told them that socialism would ultimately fail because the harder people try to succeed the greater their reward but when a government takes all the reward away; no one will try or succeed. And that, my friends, is why I'm 100% against socialism in our country. I will work hard for myself and expect you to do the same and I will donate and help out the needy when I want to, not when the government forces me to. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 2, 2010, 7:28 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
When they decided to go from fighting the power to boasting about their bitches and hos in the club. Really, when social conscious was gone so was the integrity of rap. We only have Eminem left and even he is declining. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 2, 2010, 5:44 pm

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Johnnydough, your description of Lisa's character evolution hit the nail on the head. Lisa complains that no one pays attention to her, but I have a newsflash for her: nobody wants to pay attention to a constant whiner! I love how you called her an "alleged" Buddhist. I guess I'm not the only one who noticed that despite identifying herself as a Buddhist, her views are more in line with that of an atheist or agnostic (feeling the people of Springfield were stupid to believe in angels, among other things. I know the angel statue was fake after all, but that's beside the point). You know how one reason the Simpsons boned is because it became a parody of itself? Lisa's a good example: all the stuff she complained about in the early episodes? She became them herself! Criticizing Homer for changing his religion to one he founded (but it was perfectly OK for her to convert to Buddhism), complaining during Burns' election campaign that she and her family became political "tools of evil" (later on becoming one herself to promote extreme ideals and political views), and I haven't even scratched the surface. I'd be here all day if I wrote them all down. I especially love how Lisa turned her back on the United States by pretending to be Canadian just because Bush was president at the time. Classy. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2010, 11:28 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Even a lot of die-hard Simpsons fans consider the episode "Lisa the Vegetarian" to be her low point. It wasn't that they had any problem with her adopting a vegatarian diet, but that her ruining Homer's barbecue was both mean-spirited and totally out of character (even though Bart and Homer chasing after the rolling grill was a HELL of a funny scene). -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 2, 2010, 8:31 am

Lisa Simpson - Random Topics
Oh lord, where to begin. She was at first a slightly annoying but likable little girl as you could know someone like her being bright and trying to show insight into modern issues. However, she eventually became less likable and more mean-spirited as the show went along then was manipulative, disdainful and all-but-a mouthpiece for liberal commentary. Lots of bad karma for this alleged Buddhist and a pile of boned not-fish for her. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 2, 2010, 6:05 am

Profanity - Random Topics
Without a doubt, profanity has become way too commonplace nowadays. If people think they are being expressive, cool or grown up by using strong profanities frequently they are very mistaken. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 1, 2010, 5:57 am

Atheism - Random Topics
I am accepting of whatever religion and denomination a person chooses to be, even most cults (if a person wants to be a Scientologist, fine). Where it gets less tolerable is when they become militant, violent or just plain disdainful about "other" people's faith. Atheism is a prime example of this. You do not *have* to believe in God, Allah, karma etc but then you do not have to purely believe only what science or Earthly material tells you. There is that issue you try explaining aspects of religion to atheists and there is a chance they will not listen as they think they are right and nothing will do so otherwise. Then there is the faith aspect, where it is only seen as a "religion" thing but that is needed for true belief in anything. I will not say that it boned the fish, as that is insensitive but the idea does need critiquing and close analysis. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on May 1, 2010, 2:10 am

Obesity - Random Topics
I agree with MCS that obesity hardly qualifies as an epidemic: it's neither killing people in alarming numbers nor difficult to cure (eating less and exercising more are two of many cures to this so-called "epidemic"). I'm also sick and tired of people calling it an "epidemic". But, it's not fat people's fault that their condition has been given this ridiculously inaccurate term. People who consistently use incorrect words and change the words' meanings to reflect their new definitions are to blame. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 28, 2010, 7:36 pm

Body Piercing - Random Topics
To each their own on this but I never could see the point of getting something permanent that would have to be covered up or explained away re job interviews or that special someone who just happened to hate them! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 28, 2010, 6:33 pm

Edsel - Random Topics
Sad irony of it is that it was named for Henry Ford's dumped on and dissed only son who died prematurely but whose own son Henry II would take over his grandfather's company after the old man died. Yep, Henry II gave this car his late dad's tag in the hopes of having something of his dad being memorialized for posterity but instead the name itself became a punch line. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 28, 2010, 6:26 pm

Edsel - Random Topics
I agree with some, but not all, of the comment below on the Edsel. I always felt that mechanically, the Edsel was a typical car of its era, and it was probably as reliable as anything Detroit produced during that period (apart from some understandable teething troubles that will crop up on any new design when it first launches). I also agree that the timing of the Edsel's launch (at the beginning of a pretty major recession) had a hand in the car being seen as unsuccessful. But I must disagree about the styling - for the term "striking" I would substitute "distinctive", and that is not meant in a good way. The vertical front grille was certainly unique, but in my opinion it looked hideous. I saw a restored Edsel out on the road last week, and I still think it looks awful. The 1960 Edsels actually replaced the vertical grille, and I think they looked a lot better, but by then the brand was doomed. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on April 28, 2010, 11:55 am

Body Piercing - Random Topics
Years ago, I joked that the final frontier of piercing would be having a hole drilled through your head from one side to the other (through the brain), with a large stud that fit through the hole. I thought that this was an truly absurd idea that no one would ever try. But they have (in a limited fashion) -- see http://www.tattooique.com/info/brain-piercing-extreme-body-piercing-idea/ -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on April 28, 2010, 11:00 am

Obesity - Random Topics
I hate when people call this an epidemic. That would imply it was a disease that people had trouble fighting. This can be cured by getting off your ass and moving around once in a while. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 27, 2010, 9:40 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
MCS I remember that about the best thing in the world as a kid in the 80s was going to Pizza Hut after Little League or various other kid activities. And I could have been bribed into absolutely anything with a trip to Pizza Hut afterward. It seems to have lost that mystique for kids... oh well, I had my fun. -- Submitted By: (doctor_awesome) on April 27, 2010, 7:06 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
Archie Comics already boned to some extent with the dynamic art (I miss the old animation!). To add a gay character to the comic would probably be a step in the wrong direction, in my opinion. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 27, 2010, 5:35 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
I foresee Mr. Parent's plan being changed in favor of having some ancillary character come out- Moose, Jughead etc. and then it will be billed as a proper change for the comic to reflect current values. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 27, 2010, 10:57 am

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
The 1993 attack was a warning, but it was ignored. Nobody knows for sure who dropped the ball and gave al-Qaida the window of opportunity on 9/11, but the 9/11 Truth Movement's conspiracy theorists are nuttier than Planters products. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 27, 2010, 8:58 am

Archie Comics - Random Topics
From the Washington Post: As for whether any other Riverdale students will be gay, (Archie artist-writer Dan) Parent has said: "Traditional Riverdale characters won't be coming out." -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 27, 2010, 8:46 am

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Agreed. Worst case, the Bush administration let it slide, so they could get their war in for their buddies, but even then, some of the stuff the 9/11 "Truth" Movement throw out there, you can't help but laugh -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 26, 2010, 10:10 pm

Archie Comics - Random Topics
I saw today on the news that Archie Comics is adding a new openly character to the comic- called "Kevin"- he beats Jughead in a hamburger eating contest and then rebuffs all the girls that flirt with him. Thanks for making Riverdale a more politically correct diverse place- Boned a long time ago, this is just another fillet on the platter! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 26, 2010, 4:14 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
While I honestly don't believe the Bush administration would have hesitated to murder innocents if they had something to gain and knew they could get away with it, there's just no evidence or logic to support this supposed "truth" movement. All their arguments have been soundly debunked time and time again. -- Submitted By: (Hanglyman) on April 26, 2010, 2:45 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
I myself don't really mind if someone calls it Turkey Day, but nonetheless it does bypass the reason the holiday was started. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 26, 2010, 12:03 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Are we seriously debating calling it Turkey Day? Come on. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 25, 2010, 9:49 pm

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
Basically, their message is: There are no such things as terrorists. And according to Rosie O'Donnell, heat doesn't melt metal. If you watch a metalsmith working, why does he use a furnace? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 25, 2010, 7:35 pm

Human Rights Watch - Random Topics
I find it disappointing how so many groups which claim to advocate human rights (Amnesty, Human Rights Watch, etc.) prove they're full of BS. Some either care little for innocents while fighting tooth and nail for the rights of bloodthirsty criminals, terrorists, and other monsters, some protect human/constitutional rights only when they agree with it, and others have glaring biases. If a group calls themselves a Human rights advocacy group, don't be so quick to believe it. However, I'm not implying all Human rights groups are corrupt. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 25, 2010, 11:48 am

Street Fighter - Random Topics
It boned for me when it seemed like Capcom wouldn't release Street Fighter 3 and instead make "upgrade" after "upgrade" of Street Fighter 2. And in all those "upgrades"...it seemed to me that Ken and Ryu were more and more powerful while everybody else became clumsier and/or weaker. When Street Fighter 3 was finally released, I had moved on to other games. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 24, 2010, 11:43 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
Considering the urge to overeat can be as addicting as tobacco, alcohol, etc., a support group could be a good idea. Since some people often eat because they are bored silly (like I do sometimes, which is not a good thing), curing boredom could also help alleviate the problem. When I read a book or go on the computer, the urge for me to snack is curtailed. Another idea is that one could try lowfat foods...instead of chips, try eating lowfat crackers, preferably one rich in vitamins and minerals. Instead of soda, try sports drinks (which have about half the calories of soda and can taste as good), low calorie drinks, or water. Of course, if the urge to overeat is that bad, these ideas are easier said than done. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 20, 2010, 12:09 pm

Vegetarianism - Random Topics
Amen, Kitchenbreak! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on April 20, 2010, 11:39 am

Obesity - Random Topics
Yeah, it's quite a connumdrum, Exploding Console, re how one should react to the morbidly obese. One the one hand taunting and dissing them for something they are [often painfully] aware of every moment of the day doesn't help matters but saying and doing nothing isn't effective either. Good point about how extreme overeating is often like alcohol or drugs to the morbidly obese. Unfortunately, unlike alcohol or drugs, everyone MUST keep consuming nourishment to survive so it's not as though one can ask someone to stop eating altogether . Then, too, as one gastric bypass operation survivor who then became addicted to illegal drugs put it, the surgery takes off the weight but it doesn't take away the underlying demons for the obesity. There are friends and family in my life who are slowly killing themselves this way and I wish I could think of a definitive answer as to how to help. I guess the best way is to show encouraging examples and to seek out less destructive means to deal with the underlying demons. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 20, 2010, 9:44 am

Obesity - Random Topics
Barring those that are obese due to health issues beyond their control, I think it's totally fair to compare obesity to alcoholism. There are indeed, "food addicts" out there. It all falls under GLUTTONY. What gets me are the ones that are mad at the world because they are fat and they hate anyone and everyone who isn't as fat as they are. They waddle around in their self-pity and project their unhappiness onto everyone else, instead of taking personal responsibility. Boo freakin' hoo. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on April 20, 2010, 9:06 am

Father's Day - Random Topics
Unfortunately, when someone mentions Father's Day, many kids say "what father?" -- Submitted By: (norsemustang) on April 19, 2010, 5:45 pm

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
Split decision: As a business strategy I say never boned, as a product from day one. The six inch subs are healthy because there hardly any meat on them. I want more than just breadand vegies on my sub. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on April 19, 2010, 2:23 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
I understand that with some people, they can try whatever diet or lifestyle they want and they still might not lose weight. Likewise, there are people that can eat like crazy and never seem to gain any real weight. There are all sorts that are somewhere in between. I get that it isn't fair that some people have to watch what they eat, lest they gain a lot of weight and be unable to lose it. It's also unfair that some people are born with great intelligence and others are born disabled in that way (or whatever term society asks we use now). It's unfair that some are born into wealth and others poverty and so forth with whatever example one wishes to use. I know it feels wrong to look down upon obese people and I understand this. However, there is a difference between being obese because of health issues and/or being unable to maintain even a half decent weight even with good eating habits and exercise and being obese because of a lack of exercise and poor eating habits. I think part of the problem is we're so afraid to say that no, it isn't good to be that way, it isn't healthy and it doesn't look good. Mocking people for being overweight isn't right either of course. However, there must be some way to get through without being insensitive. I mean, if someone is alcoholic, you don't stand by and do nothing. Is right to compare being obese to being alcoholic? I dunno. However, the health risks are certainly nasty enough that saying nothing and allowing the situation to worsen seems equally as cruel. I don't know, I just don't know. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on April 19, 2010, 2:15 pm

Pokemon - Random Topics
Every time a new system is released by Nintendo, you must start your Pokemon collection all over in order to "Catch em all". It started with Red and Blue on the Game Boy Color. Then came Gold and Silver, which added a new batch. When the Game Boy Color went obsolete, it was time for the Game Boy Advance. Ruby and Sapphire were released with another new batch, and the game itself was missing many of the Pokemon from the previous games. The only way to get them all was to buy Colosseum for the Gamecube, AND FireRed and LeafGreen for the Game Boy Advance. Now that the DS is out, there's a new batch in Pearl and Diamond, and it doesn't have all of the Pokemon from the previous games in it. You can put the Pokemon you need from Ruby, Sapphire, FireRed and LeafGreen onto Diamond or Pearl through "Pal Park", but once you do, you can never get them back on the GBA game paks again, so you wind up ruining the collection you worked so hard on in those game paks. And once they're in Pal Park, you must go through the rigmarole of catching them all over again. Even if you decide to trade with friends or use a cheat code rather than buy all the games to collect them all, there are now a total of 493 Pokemon. And once the Nintendo systems after the DS and Wii are released, how much do you want to bet that you'll have to do this all over again, this time with well over 500 Pokemon to collect? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 19, 2010, 1:19 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
Using the logic seen in Super Size Me, I could easily prove water is unhealthy and dangerous by eating and drinking nothing but 20 gallons of water every day for a month. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
Don't get me started on that Super Size Me "crapumentry". Morgan Spurlock made Michael Moore look legit with that crap. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 19, 2010, 8:12 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Five stores in one area? Who do they think they are, Starbucks? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 18, 2010, 7:19 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
If you're fat, don't blame everyone else. While I'm at it, don't blame McDonald's for your extra cargo. Ronald didn't kidnap you at knifepoint, take you to his restaurant, and feed you Big Macs until your stomach nearly burst. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 18, 2010, 7:17 pm

Marmaduke - Random Topics
Unfortunately, the dollar will never be worthless enough to discourage people from ruining our favorites. A pox on the people responsible for putting fish bones in Marm's doggie dish. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 18, 2010, 7:15 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
When that stupid kid tired to sue McDonald's for making him overweight and that documentary, Super Size Me, came out, everybody started going on the "eating junk food and fast food is evil" attack fad like it was something new or scary. And anti-obesity people make it sound like those items cause extreme weight gain only. Agree with other posters that mental illness, discrimination and not taking personal responsibility are faults but the lack of proper education of what makes good nutrition, the high cost of healthy foods, and the modern inactive activities we do (such as typing on the net all day) makes it also a problem. -- Submitted By: (Ani) on April 18, 2010, 4:44 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Since these people want all illegal immigrants deported, I'm never going to shop here again. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 18, 2010, 3:30 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I don't think the employees are mean and hateful because they hate their jobs; they would be mean and hateful on ANY job. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on April 18, 2010, 1:28 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
I think Wal-Mart boned when they started putting in five stores in one area. Talk about being monopoly hog. I think the worst part about it is the actual stores. Stores are never clean (junk in the aisles), the workers seem moody or mean (meaning that they hate their jobs), and that they are crowded and full of people that are strange to everybody. It is a good store to shop in casually but I prefer Target more than anything -- Submitted By: (Ani) on April 17, 2010, 11:11 pm

Nintendo (company) - Random Topics
I think Nintendo's downfall was when they continued to use cartigdeds for their games instead of using CDs. Well Nintendo is right in one point. CD-based game consoles before the Playstation did suck very bad and nobody could afford them. Playstation did improve everything that was wrong with CD console and made them popular. Also Nintendo tended to be a pain for third party game developer and rigidlly controlled them to the point where they could not take Nintendo's demands anymore. So most of the good games went to Playstation. Nintendo haves improved alot but they are not the mammoth they once were. -- Submitted By: (Ani) on April 17, 2010, 10:32 pm

Marmaduke - Random Topics
I'm not quite sure, since the Wikipedia article says Marmaduke will be CGI. But I did once see a real dog on TV which was supposed to be Marmaduke. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 17, 2010, 9:05 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Glad to see I'm not the only one. Did the restaurant you went into look like it had decor from the 80s as well? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 17, 2010, 6:42 pm

Marmaduke - Random Topics
*facepalm* Please god, when will Hollywood stop doing that?!? When the Dollar is worthless?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 17, 2010, 6:23 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
I agree that they need help, but still, when you are 400+ pounds, and nothing but what seems like lumps of fat, don't go blaming anybody or anything for it, and if its a health issue, that should mean you should of taken extra precautions (aka, watching what you eat) so you don't end up looking like the Michelin Man. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 17, 2010, 6:08 pm

Body Piercing - Random Topics
It's really repulsive to see piercings on certain areas of the body (belly buttons, feet, etc.). There are even butt piercings. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 17, 2010, 12:02 pm

Marmaduke - Random Topics
There's going to be a live-action/CGI movie of Marmaduke. Why are there people out there who feel they must turn every single cartoon, comic strip, etc. into a live-action movie? At least they cast Marmaduke by a real dog, as opposed to a CGI one...probably saw how crappy Scooby Doo looked. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 17, 2010, 11:53 am

Spiderman Comics - Random Topics
Ugh, I hate retcons, and the Brand New Day thing sounds TERRIBLE. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 17, 2010, 11:36 am

Obesity - Random Topics
All this progress we've made in learning to accept people of different colors, races, creeds, religions, sexual orientations, etc., and it seems little, if any, progress has been made when it comes to accepting people who are overweight or obese. Why is there always so much hatred towards fat people? What have they ever done to you? Yes, obesity is really unhealthy, I'm not saying it isn't (being slightly overweight is OK, but obesity is the state of being super-overweight). Some people are overweight because they're depressed or stressed out. They eat to calm down, gain weight, see they're fat, get depressed, and eat to comfort themselves. Insulting or attacking them for being fat just makes this vicious cycle even worse. If someone is super-obese (like 400+ pounds), they need help ASAP. Their life is in grave danger. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 17, 2010, 10:10 am

Obesity - Random Topics
Agreed. I myself am a bit overweight (about 265 at about 6'1"), but I play lots of hockey in my free time, and for my weight, I do have a little build on me. I would love to be more around 200 or 225, but in my case, I am happy with who I am, though I do try to lose weight. I would never, even if I was skinny, bust on someone who has a bit of a gut on them. The way I see it, its far more healthier to be a little bit overweight, and be happy with yourself, rather than worrying about trying to lose every single pound. If you are 400 pounds though, I don't care if you have a health issue, you and you yourself is at fault. No one ordered you to eat that 5th Double Quarter Pounder. No one ordered you to take on a 3rd dessert. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 17, 2010, 3:07 am

NASA - Random Topics
Wow. Talk about egotism! Cheers to Travoltron for his great comments! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 16, 2010, 6:25 pm

NASA - Random Topics
It's basically just a presidential pissing contest at this point. Obama scraps Bush's 2020 moon landings because Bush would get credit. Now he's apparently got his own plans for Mars in 2030 so he can get the credit. The next President will probably scrap those plans for his own pet project. In other words, it won't ever happen in our lifetimes. If only the Executive Branch could be cut out of the equation. Somebody needs to pick a plan and STICK WITH IT. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
Yeah, I agree that unhealthy eating's a bad thing but, put it this way, anyone who's morbidly obese with more than 50 extra pounds has far more serious issues than a love of cheeseburgers and fries! No one gets to be 400 pounds overnight and no stable person would choose to barricade themselves in a [barely] portable prison with seemingly the entire world gawking and dissing them. Considering the many debilitatingly serious health problems (e.g. diabetes, early onset arthritis, heart disease,etc.)that often result from it, this is rather serious for the morbidly obese themselves as well as all their friends, families and co-workers. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 16, 2010, 12:05 pm

MSNBC - Random Topics
Leftist socialist statist propaganda outlet, not real news. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 16, 2010, 2:22 am

Obesity - Random Topics
Eat more, you fatties. Have another dessert, wash it down with a couple litres of soda. Light up a smoke while you're at it. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 16, 2010, 1:39 am

Edsel - Random Topics
Too hip for the room. Still a striking car more than 40 years later. Attributing it's lack of success to styling is erroneous. Lead time on car production was several years back then, and an economic recession hit just as this luxury car was introduced. Had it been available earlier it would have been a huge hit. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 16, 2010, 12:19 am

Best Buy - Random Topics
Crooked lying snakes and thieves. Never buy anything from these scumbags. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 16, 2010, 12:13 am

AARP - Random Topics
Socialist dupes. Geezers beware. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 16, 2010, 12:12 am

JPMorgan Chase - Random Topics
Lying snakes from hell. Never do business with these scumbags. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 16, 2010, 12:10 am

Chia Pets - Random Topics
I have yet to see the Chia Obama at stores. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 15, 2010, 7:57 pm

Furry fandom - Random Topics
I don't understand why there are teens and adults who have fetishes for this kind of thing. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 15, 2010, 7:53 pm

Rude Customers - Random Topics
Recently, I went to McDonald's with a friend of mine to dine in for lunch. The men behind me also were planning to dine in. Their order was finished first, and one of them went to pick up his food. When he received the meals in a bag, he requested a tray. When given the tray, he angrily dumped the food onto the tray, tossed the bag aside on the counter, then went to his table. I thought of this topic when I saw what a jerk he was. When I went to get my tray, I learned that I wasn't the only one there to think he was a jerk. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 15, 2010, 7:48 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
Well, whenever the new start and end times are, it's annoying as hell. Can we all agree on that? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 15, 2010, 7:39 pm

Calvin and Hobbes - Random Topics
You know, speaking of the Calvin pissing stickers, I saw a different kind of sticker: Calvin praying to a cross. Why, of all people to have praying before a cross, would anyone choose Calvin? Anyone who's read the comic strip would know he's a devil. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 15, 2010, 7:34 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
And it begins in March. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 15, 2010, 6:14 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
DolFan, DST actually ends in November! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 15, 2010, 6:11 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
You really can blame Bush for the Daylight Savings Time extension: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_Policy_Act_of_2005#Change_to_daylight_saving_time -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 15, 2010, 12:26 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Agreed, Robert. Of course, what's especially aggravating about it is that most spots actually CHARGE for the 'priviledge'. Parking METERS actually may be a good topic to consider re boning. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 15, 2010, 11:46 am

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Ugh, political correctness. The two words in the English language when used together in that context make me want to throw up. It's nothing but thinly-disguised Newspeak from 1984 by George Orwell. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 15, 2010, 10:48 am

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
I sometimes wonder about Fred Phelps...were his parents related BEFORE they were married? The only other thing I'll say about this bunch of inbred dips is this: http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1796066560 -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on April 15, 2010, 10:37 am

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
All I can say is, it's a good thing I wasn't asked to parallel park during my driver's test! LOL I'm still not sure I can actually do it right. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 11:06 pm

Domino's Pizza - Random Topics
Wait, let me get this straight--their old recipe sucked, so they changed it and actually made it WORSE??? LOL -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:51 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Ah, Baptists. Let me tell you a little something about Baptists. My last 2 years of high school I moved to a Baptist-dominated town. If you weren't Baptist, you didn't matter in any way shape or form, adult or child. If you weren't Baptist, or at least friends with them, you were considered worthless at school. These people could quote you any Bible verse from memory but come the weekend they were out drinking and screwing in the backseats of cars like everybody else. But it was okay, because--and one of them actually told me this--all they had to do was have a "private conversation" with God and all their sins would instantly be forgiven, just like that! As a Catholic I was jealous since I had to actually go to confession and admit my sins to a priest. I got roped into going to one of their vacation Bible school things and was told that Gandhi was in hell because he wasn't Baptist! Seriously! One of them actually wrote a letter to the paper saying Baptists were around before Catholics because of John the Baptist! These people are the ultimate hypocrites, and this Westboro group is just dumb enough to get caught. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:49 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
MCS, I remember!!! My family used to go to Pizza Hut all the time back then just for fun! And they always had killer buffets too! Now it's a joke. The last time I was in a Pizza Hut the place was just about dead. No buffet, no nothing. I only went for nostagia purposes but as usual, sometimes it's best just to fondly remember the past. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:43 pm

Adult Swim - Random Topics
I too remember the good old days of '01. Now every new show they've put out in the past 6 years or so is nothing but juvenile dreck even juveniles would get bored with, and the old shows that used to be genuinely clever are just as bad. It's become unwatchable for me now. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:18 pm

Pirates - Random Topics
I may be in the minority, but I never did like pirates, not even as a kid. I just always saw them as the morally bankrupt people they always and still are. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:13 pm

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
Definitely BTF when the government randomly decided to extend it by a couple of months for no reason. Does anybody else remember that? It used to not switch until April or May, now it changes in February and stays all the way through October I think! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 14, 2010, 10:06 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
The only downside to this is when you DON'T find parking! :) -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 14, 2010, 9:25 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
How is soccer so bad? You don't get our ways. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 14, 2010, 9:24 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
G overnment E mployee I nsurance COmpany Now you know why it sucks. Annoying, useless, dysfunctional. Just like government employees. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 14, 2010, 8:07 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Strange how the ACLU feels funeral protests that disrupt the services are free speech, but prayer in schools is not. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 14, 2010, 7:21 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Sorry to hear that, Pelirojo. I hate parallel parking. It's especially fun when two people park WAY too close to both your rear and your front. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 14, 2010, 7:19 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
This group is bizzarre to say the least. I never got the gay/military funeral connection myself. It's like flag burning- is it free speech, or is it like yelling "FIRE" in a crowded room? If we can't get rid of $cientology, can we get rid of these jokers? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2010, 9:50 am

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Not in my city, Robert. I have to do it at least three times a week and it's a pain! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 14, 2010, 7:04 am

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
It's SOCCER, you poof. -- Submitted By: (CharlesKim) on April 13, 2010, 9:13 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Thank goodness this is rare nowadays. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:55 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Calling Thanksgiving "Turkey Day" does the same thing to the holiday calling Christmas "Present Day", Hanukkah "Menorah Week", July 4th "Fireworks Day", and Easter "Egg Hunt Day": Bypassing the reasons that the special events the holidays were created to commemorate, honor, celebrate, etc. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on April 13, 2010, 1:47 pm

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Political Correctness has done nothing but help to tear this country apart even more than it was before the silly concept ever got started....Freedom of speech? Yeah..... -- Submitted By: (MichaelJL) on April 13, 2010, 12:46 pm

Flip Flops(Footwear) - Random Topics
I'm probably in the minority as I am a Male who would rather wear flip flops more than any other type of shoe, although I do make sure to wear proper shoes in places such as Church, resturants, etc. There's nothing wrong with wearing flips in public like at a mall, or store, to the movies, getting gas for the car, to the post office, to an outdoor event. I never used to wear them until several years ago I bought a pair prior to going down to the Florida Keys. Now I own at least a dozen pair. Most are different styles, not just the $2.99 pair you'll find at many stores. I live in the Midwest where we only have nice weather about 6 to 7 months so I cherish the times my feet are in flips. The office I work in allows flip flops to be worn only on casual Fridays and I'm right there with many of the Gals who all wear them, and most say they wish they could get their Husbands/Boyfriends to wear them as well. It's very easy to find stylish flip flops that look nice instead of tacky. -- Submitted By: (MichaelJL) on April 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
Algore, the all knowing and all seeing High Priest of the environment, will now "de-emphasize" the "Climate Change" issue in favor of discussing "sustainability" because the former is "polarizing". Game, Set , and Match ... Global Warming is officially B-O-N-E-D! "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on April 13, 2010, 11:04 am

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Not only do I agree that 'Turkey Day' somewhat disrespectful, but I also think it's somewhat inaccuate- as there are some folks out there who eat HAM instead. Does this mean that the ham-eaters should say 'Happy Ham Hour' while they're eating? At least I've never heard any vegetarians say 'Happy Tofurkey Day'! Oh, well as long as I get my thoroughly cooked but still moist breast meat, some crisp skin, cranberry gell with the can's imprint still on it and the yummy green bean casserole, I won't let these annoyances ruin the day for me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 13, 2010, 9:05 am

Dr Pepper - Random Topics
I LOVE Dr. Pepper! -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 8:39 pm

Windows Vista - Random Topics
I think that the Windows Vista and Windows 7 topics should be merged into one Windows topic, and then people vote on which version caused it to bone. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 7:27 pm

FIFA World Cup - Random Topics
Yeah right! How could you say it boned Day 1? Enlighten me. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on April 12, 2010, 6:58 pm