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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
Golden Girls is a classic but one of the episodes that really annoyed me was "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy". So Blanche's Mammy has been gone for like 40 years, hasn't bothered to call or write Blanche or anything. Just shows up at the doorstep one day, demanding that Blanche give her the music box that Big Daddy left after he died. Then she decides to tell Blanche about her and Big Daddy's secret affair. She continues to beg for the damn music box and after Blanche adamantly refuses, she says, "But we were lovers Blanche". Like, umm SO?!? You're also a homewrecker, and it doesn't mean you deserve the damn music box. Wtf?? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 10:04 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
I love Golden Girls but hated the Henny Penny episode. I hated that episode like Bea hated Betty! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 9:36 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
It's unfortunate that Susan Harris never recovered from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Because when Dorothy Zbornak got it, she bounced right back the next week and it never affected her again!!! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 9:35 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
How come in EVERY flashback episode, there was always a flashback where the heat is off and everybody gets in one bed? It was one of those every time. How many times was the heat off??? Did they live in Miami or Maine for God's sake? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 9:33 pm

Dark Shadows - TV Shows
When I was young, I really enjoyed the show, basically though most of it's run up until at least the final parallel time arc, but in hindsight and having rewatched it, I have to revise that radically, and many fans will probably disagree with me. I believe the show jumped the shark when instead of being about Victoria Winters it became the adventures of Barnabas and Julia. And then several times they attempted to recreate the 1795 story line (the height of the series) in different times, with ever declining originality. It's been popular to say that the show didn't 'really' take off until Barnabas, but after they repeat plots for the 2nd or even 3rd time I started to miss the first couple hundred episodes that had more character build up and not nearly as much supernatural elements. -- Submitted By: () on August 25, 2014, 9:12 pm

Blue's Clues - TV Shows
Steve being replaced by Joe. My 2 year old son saw the ad on TV. I said "Hey, that's not Steve." He replied, "No mommy, that's Joke!" The irony! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:58 pm

Bear in the Big Blue House - TV Shows
Any time Whoopi Goldberg shows up, you know that something bad is happening. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:57 pm

Bear in the Big Blue House - TV Shows
That bear is just too damn big. Not green mile john coffey big. Richard kiel longest yard big. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:56 pm

Barney & Friends - TV Shows
Barney jumped the shark originally when they shrunk down all the dinosaur suits (Barney and Baby Bop, not sure if BJ was around yet) to "normal" size and changed Barney from purple to magenta. An additional jumping point came when they added that bird and squirrel to give their color commentary on everything the kids were up to. A pointless addition. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:55 pm

Barney & Friends - TV Shows
Now, when I was younger, I loved this show, but now I realize it's on a train to Stupidville! The actors make a lame excuse for comedy by acting retarded! Now, don't get me wrong, I like to watch senseless shows sometimes for good laughs, but the only way I'd laugh at this is if I was laughing at how pathetic it is! First, they've got this group of children who seem to be Barney's only friends, they've got the big ol' tub of lard himself, they've got some whiney Triceratops named "Baby Bop". Now wait just a darn minute, BABY BOP!!?!?!!? What kind of a name is that!?!?!!!? Then they got Barney's little brother, BJ, who's a Triceratops too. Wait, let's think. Barney is a...T-Rex maybe? Well, whatever he is, how can Baby Bop and BJ be his little sister and brother, AND BE A WHOLE DIFFERENT SPECIES!!?!!?!?!?! Also, there's a 16 year-old on it. Why is she joining the sorry excuse of a Barney fan club that is that group of kids??? I remember watching one episode where they pretend they're walking through a cave, and they tip-toe. WHY?!?!?!?!!?!?! If the cave's unstable, why don't they just walk!?!?!?!! I'm sure if they just walked they wouldn't wake up any of the "pretend" bats lol! This show was going to jump right when the producers got the idea for the show. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:55 pm

Barney & Friends - TV Shows
There are many reasons I hated the show. He tells children to befriend total strangers, play with fire and dangerous stinging insects, put plastic bags over their heads, school is fun (trust me, I know better) many more dangerous stuff. In short, he presents a sugar-coated view of the world to unsuspecting kids. He also destroy children songs by changing them into sweet perversions (I hated the tune of "This old man" since I heard his signature song). -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:53 pm

Barney & Friends - TV Shows
It definitely jumped when the first cast began to grow breasts and beards. What was up with Lucy? She was like 17 and the rest of the kids were like 6. She could have been their mother. Why are all the songs so cheesy? Everything that Barney writes or talks about is loving someone. Everyone in this world doesn't love each other! Why did Baby Bop SHRINK? She was this huge retarded 2 or three year old and then suddenly, she shrank and they tried to make her into this cute little thing. Well, It didn't work. The show should definitely be canceled to save little kids whose parents forced them into acting the embarrassment and counseling that's necessary. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:53 pm

Barney & Friends - TV Shows
Would you want your kids to look anything like the maniacally grinning lobotomized robots on this show? A purple talking dinosaur is more believable than the scary kids. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:52 pm

Barney & Friends - TV Shows
Leaving your kids alone with the Great Purple Satan is like letting them do drugs. Barney presents an unrealistically sugar-coated world where everyone acts alike. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:52 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
It never jumped the shark, but it would have been better if LeAnn had been written into the show instead of just appearing out of nowhere as Matlock's daughter. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:49 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
Why did Matlock NEVER get tired of chili dogs??? He ate a chili dog in every single episode. You'd think the guy would get a craving for a taco or some pizza every now and then! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:48 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
This was an awesome show (still is!) but why did Matlock always wear the same powder blue suit??? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:46 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
Exit Stage Left... and re-enter stage right under a new name. Couldn't he have just kept Linda Purl? Michelle was a killer in a previous episode and just who is that goofy assistant he has near the end of the series? That guy (Roebuck) was recycled, too. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:46 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
"Matlock" definitely jumped the shark once the show moved from NBC, to ABC. Suddenly, Ben Matlock, once a crafty and credible old coot of a lawyer, became a brainless himbo without the beefcake! The show stopped being a mystery/crime/detection series, and STARTED being something very akin to...well, to "The Andy Griffith Show." Alotta banjo-picking, mixed with alotta southern-fried, corn-pone humor, but EXTREMELY light on the court cases. Now, I understand that as the years wore on, it probably became harder and harder for the writers to come up with new story ideas; just as, with the passage of time, ANY man could experience some personality changes (i.e., senility, "second childhood" and the like). That's fine. I could accept that Ben Matlock's facilities were beginning to fail him. BUT, did they HAVE to have him continuing to practice law? Matlock had been greatly "dumbed-down" for the sake of humor. So, why not just take it a step further? Why didn't they just have Ben quit the law practice, retire to Mt. Pilot, and refocus the show on his comic misadventures there? Y'know, really loosen him up a bit, and make Andy Taylor a VERY distant memory! Instead, he was allowed to continue practicing the law, and we were supposed to believe that clients were STILL putting their trust in him, when it was becoming obvious he was getting too cranky for the job! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:45 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
How senile is that old coot? He hired a murderer to be his assistant. Michelle Thomas was revealed a the killer behind an insidious plot in one of the earlier episodes. She was using a different name at the time, but doesn't he recognized her? Who could forget the face of a cold blooded killer? Now she has changed her name and wormed her way into the office of the man who sent her up the river. Watch your back, Ben!!!! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:45 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
Why in the world did Ben keep getting new assistants in the office? That kind of ruined the show. Also near the end they did a lot of "humor" episodes, and not enough dramatic shows. They always put funny things into the the earlier shows, but they never tried to make it a humor episode. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:44 pm

Matlock - TV Shows
The show got quite annoying when he only lost like one trial in the whole show's existence. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:43 pm

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
The George and Meredith fucked fallout episode. Good grief, who WROTE this?! I was so tired of hearing Meredith excuse her heinous act of using George with the "I was so sad, and you were there" excuse I could projectile vomit. She is horrible! And what about the merry-go-round Meredith is on with Derek? "We can't be friends. Okay, let's try being friends." Gee, will they sleep together again? Let me consult my Magic 8-ball. Signs point to yes! And how is it that these interns have enough energy to screw around on (and with!) each other after exhausting shifts? Unbelievable. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:17 pm

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
Code Black, please, Meredith sticking her hand into a patient because an EMT pulled out hers? Give me a break. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:17 pm

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
This show jumped on the episode where two people had a pole stuck through them and one person knew they had to die in order to save the other. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:16 pm

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
The entire problem with this show is Meredith's nonsensical ramblings at the beginning and the end of the show. This isn't "Sex and the City" -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:15 pm

Steve Harvey Show, The - TV Shows
Romeo and Bullethead were in high school for six years. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:14 pm

Steve Harvey Show, The - TV Shows
Lori-Beth Denberg is annoying -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:13 pm

Martin (TV Series) - TV Shows
The last 2 seasons it seemed Martin wasn't even trying anymore. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:11 pm

Martin (TV Series) - TV Shows
The episode where Martin keeps dreaming that he is attracted to Pam. It wasn't because of that, but that episode was one of the weakest there was. It was poorly written. And Martin woke up a few times, but we are supposed to believe that every single time he woke up for awhile, and then went back to sleep, that the same dream kept continuing (at least 3 or 4 different times) and picked right back up exactly where it left off? LOL. Dreams generally don't work like that. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:10 pm

Martin (TV Series) - TV Shows
The jokes had played out by Season Two. Garrett Morris was the only reason I watched and once he left, so did I. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:08 pm

Girlfriends - TV Shows
At least FOUR characters from Family Matters made an appearance on Girlfriends (Waldo/Peaches, Laura/Sicily, Harriet as Lynn's stepmother, Eddie/Antwan). I had no problem with this, I'm just glad that Urkel never showed up on Joan's doorstep or I would have never watched again. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:06 pm

Girlfriends - TV Shows
The episode where Joan quits the law firm and then goes to work at Wienercycle (corn dog place in a food court) is hilarious, especially the jokes about how Joan looked like Cat in the Hat in their uniform. But it was very stupid of Joan to do. How could she act so pretentious and all-knowing, but pull a stunt like that? If you're supposed to be the Mother Hen of the group, then ACT like it. Who quits a prestigious law firm to work at a fast food place in the mall. Then she began sitting around the house, with her hair uncombed, in a big bathrobe and slippers, and oversized Peabody glasses, trying to give out advice to people. She sounded ridiculous giving out "nuggets of wisdom" when her own life was so fucked up. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 4:02 pm

Girlfriends - TV Shows
The day Jill Marie Jones walked off the set and out of the gates of Paramount. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:57 pm

Girlfriends - TV Shows
Girlfriends jumped the shark as soon as William and Joan became a couple. They had the chemistry of two rocks in a pond. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:55 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Everybody dies on this show. Not only guest characters but regular characters weren't safe either. Then they finally blow up the whole damn town. Damn! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:52 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Little House jumped when the entire town of Walnut Grove picked up and moved to Winoka...and then moved right back without losing anyone along the way except Miss Beadle. This was a harbinger of unrealistic, ridiculously melodramatic things to come as the show veered off into soap opera territory, and what had previously been a charming, believable historical drama became a pulpit for Michael Landon's issue of the week. The Winoka move marked the turning point after which the original storylines of Laura Ingalls Wilder were eschewed in favor of wildly improbable, overdramatized plots and the spunky, independent, but sweet character of Laura was replaced with a bossy, condescending, bad-tempered, out of control teenager who fancied herself a "woman" in love with a man twice her age. The final jump was when unraveling the pigtails and taking a substitute teaching assignment miraculously transformed Laura into an adult at the ripe old age of sixteen. Watching Almanzo, a grown man, kiss the mousy-voiced adolescent Laura, still a student in Miss Wilder's classroom, was a little disturbing, and it was even more disturbing when he demands that Pa marry her off to him after just a few months of courting and then proceeds to abandon her when she won't immediately elope with him. From then on, Laura became an uptight snot and Almanzo became an immature, hot-headed chauvenist. I guess they deserved each other. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:50 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
The ridiculous "blind school's on fire" episode. First, what kind of fire is this that creates no smoke? Interesting. Secondly, Mr. Garvey's wife was killed by Albert's careless smoking of the pipe. Mr. Garvey is not dealing well with the death and turns to alcohol. Then, he finds out that Albert is the one that killed his wife. And then he volunteers to help Pa search for missing Albert. And Pa lets him. Yeah, that's a good idea, Pa. Your son just killed your best friend's wife, and you think it might be good idea to have him "help." Right. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:50 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
Albert ruined Little House. Period. Why they felt it necessary to throw this brat in after 5 seasons is beyond me. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:48 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
If she had been alive at the time, the real Laura Ingalls Wilder definitely would have made a trip to the set of "Little House on the Prairie" and cursed out the writers and cast for deviating from details from the books. They started tinkering with the storylines and characters and that's when LHOTP started to go downhill. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:48 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
One thing that always bugged me about this show was the way Charles Ingalls would cry any time, any place. Pioneers, especially pioneer men, did not do that. Of course, this show showed many unrealistic behavior patterns for Americans of the 1880's. Mary, for instance, in reality lived the remainder of her life blind and dependent on her family. That was the way life was. There is almost no chance she would have married anyone, particularly not a blind man -- who, at that time would not be able to support her. Caroline Ingalls would never have worked full time as a cook/waitress while she had two young children to tend. What did she do, drop Carrie and Grace off in the Walnut Grove Daycare? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:43 pm

Little House on the Prairie - TV Shows
The all-time winner and champion of the Adopt-a-Brat syndrome. First, Albert, who definitely grated on my nerves, then later, about 3 or 4 more brats! What the hell was Ma and Pa's problem? Their own daughters, Carrie and Grace, were lost in this shuffle of stray kids, and NEVER GOT A GOOD STORYLINE! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:41 pm

Andy Griffith Show - TV Shows
Oh boy, the first color season was the turning point! Barney-gone! Gomer-gone (his character was very funny, they changed it for the Gomer Pyle Show)-and the creator of the program left too. Opie was too old to be the sweet boy he had been. Goober was a very dumbed down Gomer. Aunt Bea became too important. the towns people, the mayor, even the southern accents were all gone! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:40 pm

Andy Griffith Show - TV Shows
Who was the moron that decided that Helen FRUMP(that should have been her name) was the best match for Andy? ALL the others, Elinor Donahue, Sue Ane Langdon, the late Joanna Moore, were BETTER matches! This was a MAJOR Shark Jumper! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:40 pm

Andy Griffith Show - TV Shows
When Barney moved to Raleigh it was over (couldn't stand the nasty attitude Helen had) and Aunt Bea all of a sudden knew more about Mayberry and it's history then the actual citizens! (remember, she came to Mayberry to care for Opie!!) But even with Barney, there was the beginning of the downfall...the Dynamite Eating Billy Goat who needs to be "escorted" out of town, no sense episode!!! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:39 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
This was one of the best shows for the first two or three years. Somewhere around the 4th or 5th season, the jokes started to get stale and predictable. Dorothy insults Stan (oh hahahaha I'm dying of laughter), Blanche sleeps with another guy and they all snicker about it (oh now I'm going into cardiac arrest about it), Rose tells another dumb unbelievable St Olaf story (omg that's the funniest thing I've ever heard!) When Terry Hughes left and the new writing crew came in, you could definitely tell a difference in the humor and although the show wasn't bad, it was definitely superior during it's first few seasons. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:35 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
I love this show but I was like wtf was with Blanche thinking she was pregnant. And everyone else actually thought she was too. She had to be in her mid 50's when the episode was filmed and it was obviously menopause. I thought Rose was supposed to be the only dumb one? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:30 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
The writers lacked basic math skills. It's said Dorothy's son Michael is only about 30, but she had him when she was 17. From the way they scoff when Blanche says she's in her 40's, I highly doubt Dorothy is 47! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:26 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
Golden Girls really only lost steam in its final season. I used to watch it religiously, but then didn't pay it much attention the last season. I think it was around the time of of Rose's boyfriend Miles being someone else that it finally lost touch with reality. It started off as a being about real issues older people face but then the outlandish relatives appeared, the character traits became more caricature-ish (Rose is dumb and tells a story about St. Olaf, Blanche is a slut, Dorothy can't get a date, Sophia makes smart remark and tells a story about Sicily etc.) It's easy to tell when the show is losing its grip on reality; the girls seem to wear more elaborate, expensive nighties and wear heels and a lot of makeup before bedtime. And their schtick became formulaic and repetitive. My favorite episodes are: when they all get the flu, when they get stuck in the house during a cyclone, when Blanche becomes a writer, when Blanche's sister asks for a kidney, the lesbian episode, - there are a lot of great episodes and almost every episode in its first few years is good. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:25 pm

Golden Girls, The - TV Shows
It didn't really jump the shark, but there were some glaring inconsistencies that were pretty irritating. Remember the episode when Rose has to take courses in night school because she never graduated?! She tells Dorothy that it was because she was in a kissing booth at the St. Olaf fair, got mono and wound up sleeping through graduation. And yet, at another point she tells the girls, in a later episode, that she was the valedictorian of her graduating class. And remember when those neighbors from next door, George and Leslie, I think her name was, totally unknown to the audience, and all of a sudden about 90% of the episode was about these characters who were having marital problems?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Like, who the heck were these people? It was the most BORING episode ever. Stupid acting, bad characters... lousy. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:24 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
It's not that Julia Duffy and Jan Hooks were that bad, it's just that Delta and Jean were that good. They made the show. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:17 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
One of the GREATEST characters on this show was Suzanne Sugarbaker -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:17 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
The show jumped when all of the dialogue turned into political rants on society, morals, racism, sexism, etc -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:12 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
Whenever they would let Dixie Carter sing. Didn't the crew making painful faces give her a clue? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:12 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
This well-written show jumped the shark when Delta Burke left the show. I absolutely LOVE Delta Burke and I feel some of the best shows were when she had gained weight (and she was still beautiful). She and Dixie Carter had this sort of bond that was evident on the show. And that could not be replaced. I think Julia's character changed b/c she no longer had her baby sister to take care of anymore. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:11 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
Designing Women jumped the shark when it started male bashing. It seemed when something went wrong in Julia and Mary Joe's life they started on a long speech about how men brought ruin to their lives -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:11 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
To the person that had the arrogance to suggest we buy a dictionary to help us decipher her cryptic, yet witty response, I say....Julia, is that you on your soapbox again????? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:10 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
Jumped the Shark when Delta Burke left & all the others filed in to take her place. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:09 pm

Designing Women - TV Shows
Yeah, I have an idea, take away one of the coolest characters on the show and replace her with a SNL veteran, but let's not make her an independent character. Let's make her the sister of the beloved character that left. They should do that with all sitcoms to make it jump the shark. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:07 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
The Golden Girls will go down as one of the greatest shows in history, but the Golden Palace will be one of the biggest flop. With the absence of Bea Arthur, and the addition of Cheech Marin, the exodus of Miami and the entrance to an old Miami Beach hotel, the show failed miserably to capture the magic of the original. Instead of just being funny, the show became a preachy writers soapbox. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:06 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
"Golden Palace" jumped on day one; I was a casual fan of "the Golden Girls" during the late 80s and had always enjoyed that show, so when "Palace" debuted in '92, I started watching out of curiosity. The first episode wasn't too bad, some familiar faces (Rose, Sofia, Blanche) and it was moderately funny. By the second and third episodes, I realized something was seriously wrong and it wasn't hard to figure out: without the biting wit, sarcasm and literally towering presence of Bea Arthur's "Dorothy,", this show was a lost cause; by the fourth or fifth episodes, it was becoming a chore to watch it. Also, "Golden Girls" has aged like a vintage 1992 bottle of French wine; "Golden Palace" has aged about as gracefully as a '92 bottle of strawberry yoo-hoo. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:06 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
The Golden Palace JTS DAY ONE! To be honest, I never even knew the show existed until the reruns of Lifetime aired. That's how bad it was! Never mind the cheesy, revamped theme song and the fact that Bea Arthur wisely didn't sign on for this. The premise that the three GG would get into a business that they knew nothing about made no sense at all! What...with no Dorothy, the other three would all of the sudden lose all common sense and pour all their money into a sinking business? Oh yeah, makes perfect sense! The fact that the writers/producers blatantly tried to create stereotypically "funny & cute" characters screamed of desperation and is really painful to watch. I'm not really sure why the talented cast of GG decided to board this shipwreck but I'm sure they're all glad the show was canceled after a season. Lord knows I'm glad! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:05 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
Obviously, now I understand why it was cancelled: The writing is AWFUL. Blanche and Sophia are openly hostile towards one another, and Rose becomes an aggressive nut. There is no warmth between any of the characters whatsoever. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:05 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
What would motivate an entitled, lazy, 12-hour-a-week museum employee (Blanche), a moronic, but fledgling TV news reporter (Rose), and an 87-year old stroke survivor who belongs at a home (Sophia), to ditch their relatively cushy lives and blow all their savings on, and work their tails off at, a hotel? I can't think of a reason either. The whole premise is out of character for all 3 women. They are also purported equal partners, but really, how much money could Sophia and Rose possibly have had? Blanche was the only one who had any kind of money. And I get the feeling that Don Cheadle is supposed to be sort of a Dorothy substitute - the sensible, level headed, straight man. But, Cheadle is no Bea Arthur! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:04 pm

Golden Palace, The - TV Shows
They lived in a hotel!! What the hell kind of plot is that? When they moved into the hotel and had that dumbass Cheech Marin try and have sex with Sophia in the kitchen. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 3:02 pm

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
That one episode where Sandy misses Texas. What the hell was that?! But the worst episode of all time is the "Lost Episode". What so bad about it? Well for the first 10 minutes that gay pirate is looking for the tape of the "Lost Episode". He has to look at a map, with his stupid bird, I don't really know what is happening I was too busy trying to commit suicide. Then the gay pirate finds the tape and they show it. On the tape they show Sponge Bob walking down the street for a good 3 minutes (during this time I was getting my rope so I can hang myself). Then the pirate freaks out and says he hates Sponge Bob then the dumb bird tells him not wasn't the real episode then they finally they show it! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:59 pm

Soul Food - TV Shows
The show is good but the off beat dancing in the theme song is not. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:55 pm

Soul Food - TV Shows
Season 4 Premiere - At first, I was all hyped up, thinking that season four had to be a vast improvement from last season (comparably the worst season for Soul Food to date). However, after looking at the first episode tonight, I am just speechless at the lameness the writers are producing for these characters. After Boris Kudjoe, Damon on the show, publicly talks about leaving Soul Food, the writers then wanna chalk him up with the same tires AA alcoholism that haunts all good tv shows with that \"a very special\" bullcrap from the 80\'s. Its really depressing to see Boris go from slightly irritating as a character to just flat out annoying. Then Lem gets soft??? The teacher guy from season three snatches his wife\'s panties off and smells them and all he does is gun butt the guy, who walks into their house like he lives there, holds a gun on him like he gonna pop him, and then calls the police? How lame is that? Lem is supposed to be the big bad ass, and that is all he can do? Weak. And while I\'m talking about lameness, this bullcrap with Kenny and Maxine having sex and getting caught twice by Ahmaad is really a sign that the actor that plays Ahmaad has outgrown his role. They can\'t even find a good premise for him so now they are reducing him to the fall guy, when in season 1 he was the sole focus of the family? And then, Bird falling in love with Lovita from the Steve Harvey Show?? LOL -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:54 pm

Soul Food - TV Shows
The show jumped the shark when the producers decided to turn it into the black version of "Melrose Place". I mean, my God, all that season finale needed was a wacky woman doctor to blow up a building and it's transformation would have been complete. Let's see, Kenny and Maxine are a steady, sensible, happily married couple of 15 years - yet, she finds one vague letter and rather than being rational and talking with her husband about it, she goes completely ape shit and hops in her car to drive to Milwaukee to threaten some woman and flips out on her husband...yeah..Oh, and then Damon, who has to be one of most useless characters in any show, knocks up a girl he was living with, tells her he doesn't love her then finds her with slashed wrists dead in his bed... Meanwhile, Terri has found the secret to controlling panic attacks is hanging out with wannabe hippies and listening to old Journey records. Of course, she decides to take Damon -- who cheated on her with the girl that just killed herself -- in and take care of him.... And Bird wants to make her husband jealous so she starts hanging out with some random lesbian lady. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:52 pm

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
"Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night" -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:48 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
Did anyone else notice how EVERY SINGLE guest star was named "Igor". I got SO sick of that!! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:46 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
We made this hut entirely from bamboo and coconuts...Just how much bamboo and how many coconuts grow on one small island? Ginger had an amazing wardrobe-do you think her luggage was bottomless, like Mary Poppin's carpetbag? And the Howells-they apparently brought everything they owned on a three hour tour. Which raises a question-why would people that rich, who could afford their own yacht, go on a boat tour run by someone like the Skipper and Gilligan? Did you notice that the professor had tons of books? Did he bring his whole library on this three hour tour? Where did they stow all this stuff on the Minnow? When they washed their clothes-the only clothes they had being the ones they were standing up in-did they just stand around buck naked while waiting for them to dry? The image of Thurston Howell or the Skipper naked is enough to cause dry heaves. And how did they keep said clothes so clean? Was there a tree that dispensed Tide or something on the island? Let's not even get into what a diet that consisted mainly of bananas, coconuts, and bamboo would do to the human body -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:45 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
Am I the only person who thought Coconut Cream Pie was an imaginary thing they made up only for Gilligan's Island? My mom was a health freak, and I almost died when I was 16 and saw Coconut Cream Pie on the menu. I actually asked the waitress if that was new and if anyone else had actually tried it. "Coconut Cream Pie!? I thought that was something only Maryanne could make..." -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:43 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
On a steady diet of coconuts, bananas and fish, how did the Skipper stay so damn fat??? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:42 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
They should have cooked the Skipper's fat ass. They could have survived for another 15 years on all that meat. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:41 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
The episode with the giant black morning spider. When that big fake looking spider showed up, the show really jumped the shark. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:40 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
This show jumped when the Professor didn't build them a boat. Sure, he could build numerous radios from coconuts, but a boat? No, that's way too complicated! -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:39 pm

Gilligan's Island - TV Shows
Where do you start? The Howell's massive amount of luggage (for an ostensibly 3 hour tour), the fact that no one ever gets it on with Ginger or Mary Ann, how the Professor keeps a radio running for years with no batteries, etc. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:38 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
How many times can Susie and Angelica possibly get into a brawl??? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:34 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Dill Pickles? Come on. No parents would play this cruel joke on their kid. Having the last name Pickles is bad enough as it is. Rugrats jumped the shark at the birth of Dill. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:32 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
The music went from normal to violent sounding. And the adding of Chuckie's homosexuality coming into place sure wasn't good either. The soundtrack became this hardcore rock music recorded by AFI or some crappy band. Did the show jump the shark? Of course, from Chuckie's homosexuality, to Tommy's voice sounding as if he was talking inwards, Didi sounding like a lesbian, to the addition of a mentally retarded child (Dil Pickles), and the synthesized music and harcore rock music by AFI. Thanks a lot Rugrats. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:31 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
When I first saw this show when I was, like, 7, it was amazing. It was a really great show, and even now, though corny, it is. The older episodes that is. Then the movie. Oh, the movie. It wasn't so bad, except the introduction of the anchor of the entire Rugrats rowboat: Dil. First off, it's a lame pun (Dil Pickles, get it? Haw haw!). Second off, the babies have changed because of it. Before, Tommy could go off on adventures and do stuff like a normal baby. But now, he has "responsibileries" and has to care for his brother which makes the episodes really sucky and sappy. Then came Paris, which introduces Kimmy. Weee! Thank you, feminist activists, for putting a new female character into the show, who is basically Tommy in drag! Now Chuckie has responsibilty too and has to try and not be scared, which is supposed to be his friggin' trait. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:27 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Rugrats used to be one of my favorite shows! I mean--it had everything a kids show should have---and, it was even ALLLL about kids! But then when the plot started changing, with new characters, and the characters NEVER grew up at all....well....it got so boring that sharks wouldn't want it! So long Rugrats. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:26 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
I think Rugrats has jumped the shark multiple times(if that's possible). It was a pretty good show to start, but once they added the new season which had a new art style, different voices, and crappier plots, the show jumped for the first time. The babiers kept on getting stupider and stupider, heck, they can talk and yet they can't tell the difference between a furnace and a monster's mouth? and they do speak in english because they NEVER speak in front of the adults, and when the adults come by, they suddenly shut up. And the most insulting thing is, the kids were probably a thousand times smarter than the adults. I mean, the adults basicly take a nap or run an arrand while there's nobody to watch the kids, and they break out of their kribs and nearly get killed. perhaps the only good episode of this show they could possibly make is when the parents get arrested for child abuse and the kids wind up in half assed foster homes. The show jumped the shark again when Dil was added, he couldn't talk, he would make more potty talk reference than all of the odler ones combined, and can be summed up as a useless disgusting blob. The show jumped AGAIN when they added Kimi and her freeloading "family." -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:25 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
This show definitely Jumped the shark as soon as Dill was born. Before that an accent was placed on the fact that tommy had different experiences from those of Phil and Lil. This was due to the fact that he was an only child, and that made the show all the more interesting. Now,the fact that not only Tommy, but Chuckie have siblings makes all the characters too cliche. There's not many problems that can happen between the gang because they all understand each other. It was much, much better when each character could still have different experiences. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:24 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
This show jumped the shark for a number of reasons around the time the first movie came out. The earlier episodes were unique and had some jokes that young kids didn't get, so it was enjoyable for adults also. After the movie, that stopped. The new voice of Grandpa just doesn;t sound right. Dill Pickles did nothing but take away time from the other babies. The babies get more and more stupid every season. When the second movie was released, it was all over for the Rugrats. The addition of Kimmi and Grandpa moving out and getting married completely ruined the show. All six of the babies now have to be in every single scene. Many of the great old episodes had only one or two kids. Did anyone notice how Suzie and the rest of the Charmicles are hardly in it? and what about Howard DeVille and Charolette, those two are almost never there anymore. The new music is just bad. The music of the origanal episodes was so great. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:24 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Repetitive storylines! Every episode these days is exactly the same. How many shows can they do which involve some kind of verbal misunderstanding between the adults and the babies? ("Hey, Chuckie, I heard my mommy say they got a doggy bag from the restaurant last night! I bet if we open it up, there'll be a doggy inside!") -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:22 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
When Charlette said that Chuckie would never amount to anything just because he was left handed. Like wtf? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:21 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Ugh! Why why WHY did they have to bring Dill in? He ruined everything! The Pickles should put Dill up for adoption. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:20 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Jumped the shark when Dil was born. I used to love that show. And suddenly, it became too overdone! Tommy doesn't even have hair yet, and he's got a baby brother??? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:17 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
Let's see. It jumped a lot. Can you say...DIL. I'm sorry. Dil's pathetic. He's not even CUTE. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:16 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
When the original voice of Grandpa died of a heart attack, it went downhill because after he was replaced, Grandpa suddenly sounded like Daffy Duck. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 2:03 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Crystal she left the show because she and Roseanne got into an argument, in which Crystal (Natalie West) called Roseanne a bitch and then said, "She's married to Tom Arnold so what else could she be?" And then Natalie West's name was erased from the opening credits. LOL. Crystal's character was pretty pointless anyway though and she was quite annoying IMO -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:59 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
OK, it was already unrealistic enough that they would hit the $300 million dollar lottery. Think about it, do you know ANYONE personally who hit the lottery for that much money? Of course there are people who do, but it would have been a little bit more believable if it had been a more realistic sum of money. But anyway, not only do they hit the ultimate jackpot, but they DON'T EVEN MOVE OUT OF THEIR HOUSE, or out of LANFORD for that matter. After all the years of complaining about how shitty the couch, kitchen and overall house is, they hit the lotto for 300 MILL and don't even move??? (And if you say that would do the same thing, you are lying). How unrealistic can you get. Lanford was supposed to be this small, boring town in Illinois that they all dreaded (especially Darlene) but yet they win the lottery and don't even buy a bigger house. Yeah, that's pretty believable. Regardless, the lottery storyline was a terrible idea, was terribly written, and definitely one of the worst episodes of the show. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:54 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Don't get me started on that winning the lottery crap. It was definitely the final nail in the coffin. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:48 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
I agree that it was when Roseanne and Tom divorced that the show really started to suffer. If I remember correctly, she and Tom split up in 1994. Well, 1994 is the last year that the show was still up to far and funny. After that, there was too much focus on supporting characters instead of main characters and too many outrageous things happening and the show lost it's charm. Seasons 1-6 feel like Roseanne. But Seasons 7-9 do not. You can tell a distinct difference when watching them. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:47 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
The second Becky was certainly gorgeous, but too wooden and did not fit in with the Conners. She seemed to Valley Girl-ish (and not to mention, too supermodel looking) to actually be apart of the family. Also, the first Becky would have never been all cool about working at that Buns (knockoff of Hooters) place. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:44 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
When Roseanne and Tom split up, and he stopped writing for the show, Roseanne got more creative control over it, and I suddenly realized that Tom wasn't talentless. He majorly contributed to the humor and overall essence of Roseanne (even though I could do without the Arnie character). Tom seems like a goofball but the truth is without him contributing behind the scenes, the show definitely started to go downhill, Roseanne just went nuts with the storylines. Gilligan's Island? Baby Jerry Garcia? An entire episode dissing ppl who live in trailers, even though many of the fans probably do?? THE LOTTERY? Rosanne got more power and just went beserk with it. The show was at it's best when she had limited control over the characters, because it was JUST ENOUGH to keep it hilarious and refreshing. Once Tom was gone, Roseanne just said "fuck it" and wrote whatever the hell she wanted. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:40 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
This started out as a very funny series. But after awhile, Roseanne's one-liners started changing from funny to mean. Don't get me wrong, mean can still be funny, but somehow in this case it really had dark overtones I found very unpleasant. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:36 pm

Roseanne - TV Shows
Roseanne was amazing for about 6 full seasons. But around Season 7 or 8, when almost everyone on the show was coming out of the closet, or when characters were all suddenly being taken into some LSD type dreamscape, the show began to seem forced and like they were running out of material. I guess Roseanne was tired of making $500,000 per week. -- Submitted By: (JTScomments) on August 25, 2014, 1:34 pm

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