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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Videogame Music Archive, The (VGMA) - Websites
I like this site; and I love MIDI files for all their cheesy goodness and am sad they have fallen out of favor.
Actually, some of the MIDIs sound better than the original games' music. (Especially the older games.) These MIDIs were also useful in programs like MUGEN when trying to remake old games. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 30, 2009, 10:05 pm

Survivor - TV Shows
The show itself is not bad. The problem is its legacy. It was what spawned this reality TV that has been clogging up the airwaves and shows no signs of dying. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 10:03 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
The drunk driving episode was not a very special one. It was meant to be funny and it was. The insanity pepper was also a classic. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 9:58 pm

Will Farrell - Celebrities
Boned with the sports movies. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 30, 2009, 9:56 pm

Macarena, The - Random Topics
Augh! Don't give them any ideas!! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 30, 2009, 7:09 pm

Macarena, The - Random Topics
It wouldn't surprise me if it came back. I hope it doesn't. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 30, 2009, 4:07 pm

Survivor - TV Shows
And all this time I thought Hatch got naked *because* he wanted the cameras on him... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 30, 2009, 3:58 pm

Smashing Pumpkins - Music Groups
The same thing that happened with every other band who rocked in the 90s--they broke up/sold out/became a shell of their former selves. It makes me weep at night sometimes. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 30, 2009, 3:57 pm

Lost - TV Shows
THANK YOU PELIROJO!!! I was beginning to think I was the only one who felt that way. SO glad to know I'm not alone! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 30, 2009, 3:55 pm

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
They ruined Grey's Acomedy. It's just not like it used to be seasons ago. Please stop adding unnecessary characters and and let them practice medicine. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 30, 2009, 3:53 pm

KFC - Random Topics
People getting mad because they didn't get the free food was too much. Sure you're disappointed but mad? Please it's free food! Check out those Youtube vids! Nice gesture from Oprah though. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 30, 2009, 3:37 pm

FlashForward - TV Shows
This show is coming to ABC in the fall and it's supposed to line up with Lost. I saw the promo and the premise is quite interesting. I so hope this show does not get canceled if it's any good. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 30, 2009, 3:27 pm

Smashing Pumpkins - Music Groups
Remember when this group was a big deal in the alt-rock 90's? What they heck ever happened to these guys?!? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 30, 2009, 12:09 pm

Head of the Class - TV Shows
First there was the Mike Tyson Moscow Meltdown- which totally ecclipsed not only the show's publicity but also destroyed Robin Givens's character's cred since she and the media rammed down the viewers throats she was Mrs. Mike Tyson, she was no longer believable as a high schooler. Yes, even though her character was an otherwise unmemorable supporting player on the show. Then came Howard Hesseman's abrupt departure which led them to bring Scotsman Billy Connolly to sub for him> Billy Connolly's a riot and his movie work proves he can be a great dramatic actor but he just didn't mesh here at all. I'm sure Hesseman's glad he's more remembered as Dr. Johnny Fever on "WKRP" than for his efforts here- and no doubt Connolly's barely given this a backwards glance! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 30, 2009, 11:51 am

ShamWow - Random Topics
Not me,but I've heard from others who claim it's closer to a Sham-Blah or just an outright Sham. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 30, 2009, 11:42 am

Kansas - Music Groups
'Dust in the Wind'. Has there ever been a song out there that proves more true to more folks the older we get? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 30, 2009, 11:40 am

Lost - TV Shows
Thanks, Dolfan! Others may vigorously deny it so they don't have to face having wasted many hours of their lives following this but I think you boiled down the hype to the essentials! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 30, 2009, 11:38 am

Michael Moore - Celebrities
Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 30, 2009, 11:33 am

Survivor - TV Shows
Although Survivor rocks compared to other reality shows, in objective terms it was BTF from Day 1. What's the point, anyway? About the only good thing that can be said about Survivor is that at least the set-up is a straight fight. Even though it has it's backstabbing moments, at least it's HONEST backstabbing. Almost without exception, every other so-called reality show is based on a con. As for the reason asking about Richard Hatch going naked, he did it deliberately so that the cameras would stay away from him and he could operate almost completely under the radar. Then his tactic of knocking off the most adept survivors (the ones that were the greatest threat to him) could be sprung as a complete surprise .... with the TV cameras avoiding Hatch, no one really had an idea what he was up to. And the tactic worked: Hatch won. Unfortunately, he didn't have the money smarts to match his survival smarts, but he's still got a place in the Machiavelli Hall of Fame. As for the show, it has a definite place in the Pike Place Fish Market in Seattle, becuase it's long since been boned and ready for sale. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 30, 2009, 11:02 am

Father of the Pride - TV Shows
I was interested enough to watch the first episode, because of the people doing voices. Then I saw that the show was potty-mouthed sex humor from start to finish - and at about a middle-school level of sophistication. While it IS possible to make GOOD crude humor, this show fails utterly at it. No thanks! -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 30, 2009, 10:44 am

Family Guy - TV Shows
For the life of me I can't figure out what's so damned funny about this show, and this is after several attempts at watching it. At least we (my girlfriend and I) figured out an explanation for Peter Griffin's appearance. He's not really a human being - he's actually an alien observer stationed in Rhode Island. As for his species, "Peter" is a Ballchinian, albeit one whose disguise isn't quite perfect. If you've seen MIB2 you know what I mean; if, not, check out this link (http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Ballchinian) on Alien Species Wiki and then you'll know. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 30, 2009, 10:40 am

Heroes - TV Shows
Bryan Fuller leaves Heroes again. A lot of fans tuned in because of him. I wonder how the show will keep on going. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 30, 2009, 10:27 am

ShamWow - Random Topics
Does anyone have a ShamWow? -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 30, 2009, 10:07 am

Zachary Quinto - Celebrities
Great on both Heros and Trek. Has he boned anything yet? -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on June 30, 2009, 10:03 am

Michael Moore - Celebrities
Regardless of his politics, I haven't liked Michael Moore since the very beginning of his documentary career in the late 1980s, when his tactics for making "Roger and Me" bordered on stalking Roger Smith. Moore had a legitimate beef about Smith's decisions, but he p1ssed away his own credibility with his borderline-stalking tactics and spin-doctoring approach to editing his footage. Moore has for a long time held the title of "asinine buttinsky blowhard" as far as I'm concered. Now we can add "fish boner" to the list: "I have an order of coleslaw and lemon juice for a Mr. Michael Moore!" -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 30, 2009, 7:52 am

Zachary Quinto - Celebrities
He did a bang up job as Spock in the new Star Trek Film... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 30, 2009, 5:01 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Do "the powers that be at BTF" have to come in and moderate the My Thrree Sons War of 2009? Say it aint so, the first user on user fight at BTF!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 30, 2009, 3:54 am

Grey's Anatomy - TV Shows
This show defied the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time. I'm amazed they could even treat any patients in between everybody sleeping with everybody else. Basically just high school set in a hospital. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 30, 2009, 12:55 am

My Three Sons - TV Shows
Rebecca, Thanks for the comment about me. You were wrong on every single account, but thanks for the thought anyway. I did post quite a bit but I didn't sit around posting every five minutes as you stated. I was a fan of the old JTS site and was upset that they sold out so I was naturally enthusiastic about BTF picking it back up. I am a fan of television and had a lot of fun posting about some of my favorite, and not so favorite shows as well as movie series, musical groups, and other topics which, after all, is the purpose of this site. Then there are people like yourself who always screw things up by resorting to personal attacks. You are making this site not fun anymore and for that reason...you Rebecca.. have officially....BONED THE FISH. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on June 29, 2009, 9:27 pm

Schnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show, The - TV Shows
Nice animation, but a terrible "Ren and Stimpy" ripoff. I'm gonna say Day one. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 6:54 pm

Ed, Edd N Eddy - TV Shows
Wasn't the best Cartoon Network show, but it was pretty good. I liked the randomness and insanity of it. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 6:51 pm

Butt-Ugly Martians - TV Shows
This was probably one of the crappiest cartoons that ever aired on Nickelodeon, possibly television. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 6:41 pm

Brave Little Toaster, The - Movie Series
The first Brave Little Toaster movie was funny, sad, full of messages that weren't shoved down kids throats, had some stuff for adults as well, and a great movie that made you think. The Second movie "The Brave Little Toaster To The Rescue" wasn't as good, but it was still memorable and had kind of the same feel the first film did. "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars" was not funny, boring, and made no sense... How does a Ceiling Fan float a Baby, Toaster, Blanket, Vacuum, Radio to another planet... and how do they survive the Vacuum of space? (The Baby at least) (But then again, all 3 of the movies were about intelligent, living, talking, walking appliances). -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 6:35 pm

Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) - Random Topics
When they decided to start suing old ladies and little kids for millions that was the last straw for me. I haven't bought music since 2000. These guys made Nazis look like Boy Scouts. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 5:17 pm

Lost - TV Shows
I never did get what all the fuss was about. Some people are wandering around on an island, so what? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 5:15 pm

Final Fantasy - Random Topics
I don't care what anyone else says, Final Fantasy VII ROCKED!!! Every other one since then just can't compare. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 5:12 pm

Hulk Hogan - Celebrities
Hey Hogan, how'd that reality show work out for ya? Your son killed someone else in a stupid street race and your wife divorced you and took everything. Serves him right for being a political backstabbing a-hole behind the scenes in pro wrestling for decades. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 5:08 pm

Jennifer Lopez - Celebrities
Is J-Ho still relevant anymore? Not that she should've been in the first place. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:52 pm

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
I dunno, for some reason I always found the beating of the clown as hilarious, and I don't normally see stuff like that as funny. And let's face it, clown beating or no, that show was better than 99% of the dreck cartoon Network tries to pass off on poor viewers today. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:50 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
This show was horrible and perpetuated the ridiculous notion that nobody will think a woman's attractive if she doesn't look like a starting Ethiopian refugee. And has anybody heard from Calista Flockhart since? I think somebody either ate her by mistake or she got so skinny she turned sideways and literally disappeared. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:47 pm

Everybody loves Raymond - TV Shows
One of the original "hot wife married to an ugly dumb guy" shows that I despise. The title should've been "Everybody HATES Raymond" since it would've been far more accurate. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:42 pm

Critic, The - TV Shows
The only problem I had with this show is that, like a lot of others around this time, it had the male lead they were trying to portray as a hopeless loser scoring on a regular basis. Other than that, this show was hilarious. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:40 pm

Pink Lady and Jeff - TV Shows
I had heard about how legendarily bad this show was supposed to be and then one night I finally saw it...and to be honest it really wasn't that awful. Bad, yes. But compared to the dreck of today it looks positively brilliant. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:37 pm

Jonas Brothers - Music Groups
I've seen these guys before. They were called "Hanson" back in the late 90s. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:35 pm

Avril Lavigne - Celebrities
It's been a while since I paid any attention to her. Does she still stalk around with that faux-angry look permanently etched on her face in a lame attempt to prove she "rocks"? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:34 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
The fact that MTV started showing Michael Jackson videos nonstop the day of his death actually made them look even worse, because now it's obvious they COULD show music videos any time they wanted, they just don't want to. Personally MTV boned the fish for me in '97 when the beginning of the Dark Period of corporate controlled pop and hip hop began and Beavis & Butthead ended. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 29, 2009, 4:32 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
Satellite Radio has become the music cool spot that MTV used to be- in fact alot of the awesome MTV personalities (Ed Lover, Rikki Rachtman, the 80's VJ's) are all on SiriusXM now The days when MTV didnt suck, sort of like Ancient Rome these days- Just a hidden item lost in the mists of history... sad indeed. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 29, 2009, 2:45 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
Ive tried watching this channel for a while now. All Ive found so far are a bunch of boring, corny, (A lot of them Downright horrible) Reality shows. Ive heard that "back in the day" there once was a time that they played nothing but music videos, Artist interviews, and the sort, nonstop, for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Unfortunately, I was born in the early 1990's, so I guess I "missed out". -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 2:27 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
I don't think it ever jumped myself. Pam and Olivia had their moments, but I agree they weren't as strong as the others. But I couldn't get enough of the comedic genius of Bill Cosby. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 2:16 pm

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
He boned probably around the early-to-mid 90's (When the first child molestation rumors began floating around). I must admit, Mr. Jackson made some great music and achievements over the course of his life, (I am a fan of his music myself) but when the Child Molestation and such happened (Like when he held his own child over the balcony), he started to seem like some kind of weirdo, (Even though most of this has never been proven) and it just got worse over the course of the 2000's. But I will miss his music, movies and legacy and all his hard work. RIP Michael Jackson. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 2:12 pm

Dora the Explorer - TV Shows
This series wasn't bad, but the "Map" and "Backpack" songs were annoying as sin... Even when I was 7. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 2:03 pm

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
I started watching Cartoon Network around 1995-97, back then I remember seeing older cartoons like "Top Cat", "The Flintstones", "The Jetsons", "Yogi Bear", "Dick Dastardly and Muttley", "Rocky and Bullwinkle" and Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny. Around the same time they began airing new cartoons, there was a 30-minute show that showed 3 7-10 minute cartoons called "What-A-Cartoon", it launched great cartoons like "Dexter's Laboratory", "Johnny Bravo", "Cow and Chicken", "The Powerpuff Girls", and "Courage the Cowardly Dog" (all became just as great series). Alas, as these newer cartoons came out, they had to sacrifice the older 'toons. If my memory servers me by 2000 the only old shows they had left were "The Flintstones", "The Jetsons", "Tom and Jerry", "Looney Tunes", "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?", "Droopy", and other Cartoons by Bob Clampett, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, ETC. (Putting them on "The Tex Avery Show" and "Toon Heads" and such), and the "Cartoon Network Cartoon Theater" still showed the older movies (i.e. "The Looney, Looney, Looney, Bugs Bunny Movie"). But they had made up for it by creating "Boomerang", and the Cartoon Cartoons' (See Above) and the newer ones were still good, Like "Mike, Lou, and Ogg" and "Ed, Edd, N' Eddy",and also they gave us good anime like "Dragon Ball Z" and the Animated Shorts from the National Film Board of Canada, and so on. It stayed this path until around 04' or 05', at that point they changed the logo (Didn't care one way or the other myself), They changed "Cartoon Cartoon Fridays" to just "Fridays" (I missed the older opening from 2000-2004, and the fact that the characters from the Cartoons themselves hosted though (thought that was clever myself), but again didn't care). But at this point, the older Cartoon Cartoons were being canceled/taken off the network, everything but E,E,N'E, "Samurai Jack", and Billy and Mandy was gone. With great shows like "Megas XLR", "Teen Titans", "Ben 10" and "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" I had high hopes that it would be a fresh start, but sadly, then came all these abominations... "My Gym Partner's a Monkey", "Class of 3000", and "Out of Jimmy's Head"/"Re-Animated" (What's this doing on CARTOON Network again?), all unfunny, boring shows, along with several others, I just stopped watching. Recently, I watched CN with my friends young ones and my younger family members. "Total Drama Island"(well I guess it wasn't that bad), "George of the Jungle"(Yes, A god-awful remake), "6Teen" (Saw it on Nick, hated it then), "Johnny Test", and other crap. "Chowder", "Flapjack" and "The Secret Saturdays" were the only good shows I saw (they almost had an old school CN feel to them, and Ive since been watching them as guilty pleasures), along with reruns of CTCD and EENE(sadly, I've only seen them once in a blue moon), and only "Tom and Jerry" remains as the only "older" show(And now it's been pushed to a 6 A.M. possible death slot on Saturday, I guess it's next to go)...So it's only gotten worse. I noticed Toonami is also dead, (most likely killing any hopes of seeing Anime on the regular CN ever again (Thank God they still show it on AS) and I guess they didn't learn from OOJH, as they have all this live action on there now. "The Othersiders", "Survive This" and "Build, Destroy, Build"(or whatever), were all cornier than hell, and it's sad to see (Cartoon) Network go against it's purpose (They could at least change the Network's name, unless, of course, there trying to pull an MTV.). And what's with all the PG shows? Every other newer show I see on CN is either TV-PG or TV-PG-D-V... Again, I'm confused. I still watch the occasional show/anime on Adult Swim though. R.I.P. Cartoon Network 1992-2008 ... *Goes to watch Boomerang* -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 29, 2009, 1:58 pm

Lunch With Soupy Sales - TV Shows
All those kids that took money from their parents' wallets and mailed it to Soupy... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 29, 2009, 1:45 pm

Videogame Music Archive, The (VGMA) - Websites
A website that emulates video game music with fucking MIDI files does NOT rock AT ALL! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 29, 2009, 9:18 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
RIP MJ, weird. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on June 29, 2009, 7:55 am

Banana Splits, The - TV Shows
Ronne Troupe rocked! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 29, 2009, 7:12 am

Mike Tyson - Celebrities
Tyson must have mistaken Evander Holyfield's ear for a fish, and his own teeth for a boning knife, because that was his BTF moment, without a doubt. I'm mildly surprised that "biting the ear" didn't get its own place in the pop culture lexicon, along with the catchphrase from <> the Scottish Site. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 29, 2009, 1:17 am

Doug - TV Shows
When the Show moved the ABC/Disney it went to H***. They gave Doug a baby sister, (another unneeded baby addition), they changed the drawing style (what happened to everybody's haircuts?) and the webbed foot kid joke got old, fast. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 10:49 pm

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
Yes this show did get pretty mean spirited. The episode with the kid that ate the paste, the one where Blossom stole the golf clubs and framed Mojo Jojo, and the infamous "Rainbow the Clown episode. But the show Boned after the movie. Ridiculous plots, (i.e. West in Pieces) and lame "Shut up the pup", did like the 10th anniversary episode, and the other were the girls talk about flashabcks that never happened (one where they were teens in a mall) -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 10:41 pm

Fairly OddParents, The - TV Shows
The first couple of seasons and the 7 Minute shorts that aired on "Oh Yeah, Cartoons" where great because of the randomness, craziness and the occasional pop-culture reference and so forth, this is why I liked the other Butch Hartman shorts "Gramps", "Hillbilly Blue", "Danger Dan", "Fish and Chip" for example, they had the same wacky feel and zany animation. Sadly, I believe Mr. Hartman left the show to work on "Danny Phantom" or another reason. The show slowly declined. First, Timmy and Cosmo's voices changed, also Chester and A.J.'s, although theirs were more drastically changed. C & A.J. basically went from having deep, laid back voices, to them being more high pitched. Then, the characters changed. Timmy became more lazy, bratty and annoying (I'm guessing that's not surprising, considering he has 2 magical beings granting his every wish), also, Cosmo became an annoying idiot. So stupid he destroys entire civilizations by "accident"? Wanda became slightly annoying as well, but not as bad as the others. The show also became predictable, (Timmy wishes for something, the wish backfires, they can't "unwish" it, but find a loophole, and they all live happily ever after). And they keep using the same running gag every 5 minutes. I recently watched an episode with my Nephew, and they did the same joke of Timmy's parents to stop to go to the bathroom on a road trip at least 4 times. God. Yeah, this show used to be pretty good, but now it's just slowly getting worse. Poof was tolerable, just unnecessary, dead weight, though. Kind of like when Dill showed up on "Rugrats". -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 10:31 pm

Emperor's New School, The - TV Shows
I found this show to be *almost* nothing but 22 minutes of recycled jokes from "The Emperor's New Groove". -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 10:05 pm

Dexter's Laboratory - TV Shows
Dexter's Lab should have ended with "Last But Not Beast" and "Ego Trip". Which were great episodes, and would have made the show go out with a bang. With the later Episodes 2001-2003 I noticed the humor began to decline, the animation changed, and Dexter's voice changed, (I respect Candi Milo's work and she has done some nice voice acting over the course of her career, but I hated Dex's new voice)the show became fast paced, and they started making less and less episodes in the Lab... Like they did one episode about why Dexter's mother wears Rubber gloves 24/7... It was because DeeDee and Dexter's Dad does not, or did not bathe... Uh, what? I did like "A Boy Named Sue" and "Dexter's Wacky Races" however. -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 9:49 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
When it was brought back from cancellation. The 4th season and onwards had their moments, but now it is to the point were each newer season is worse than the last, Now nearly every 10 seconds there is a cutaway gag, all the characters expect Lois, Brian, and Meg have become annoying, obnoxious and unfunny. (I guess Cleveland is also alright) But the show has just become boring. I did like the Star Wars and "Peter's Progress". -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 9:35 pm

TV Land - Random Topics
The Reality shows. Seriously, "Extreme Makeover"? Give me "I Love Lucy" or "The Addams Family". -- Submitted By: (Johnny_T._Bird) on June 28, 2009, 9:22 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
I think I get what Marcus is saying. He wants to see new video games made for classic consoles. The closest solution I can think of is Mega Man 9. It uses the classic NES's sprites and graphics (though you play it on a Wii). On one hand, when one sees MM9, they wonder why the graphics aren't improved for a new console. But then you learn why: Mega Man first began the series on the NES (in fact, 7 and 8 were the only sequels made for other systems that use different sprites). Does anyone remember Mega Man 2? For many, that was their very first exposure to the series. It is also condsidered to be the best game in the series, as well as "THE" Mega Man game. The SNES and PS/Saturn sprites are nice, but they don't make me think "Mega Man" the way the NES sprites do. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 28, 2009, 1:08 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
Boned with her sanctioning of wolf slaughtering. Hunting wolves is one thing, chasing them in planes and helicopters to the point of exhaustion and shooting them at point blank range is cruel. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 28, 2009, 12:20 pm

Youtube - Websites
You can check out my lame Bone the Fish video here. Please don't laugh at my lame editing skills. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jl87bQKRvc -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 28, 2009, 12:14 pm

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
It seems fitting that I first got news of his death via a pop-up ad while surfing onto a fanfiction site but I have to admit that I was sadder than expected when I heard it. I couldn't help but think of all the talent and potential wasted on the fallout from his childhood and adulthood demons + paranoia- and I shuddered to think what are to become of those kids he claimed were biologically his. No matter how one slices it, they're in limbo! Yeah, all that weird stuff had LONG since creeped me out too much not to get squicked listening to his music but after his death, I couldn't help but wonder how much better it would have been had he retired immediately after 'Thriller' and went somewhere TOTALLY by himself to positively deal with his demons instead of surrounding himself with sycophants, blowing several kings' ransoms, mutilating his appearance and having rather questionable dealings with small children. I also couldn't help but think that the confident, eager,witty 11-year-old child who first burst to fame would have absolutely ran the other way had he met his adult self! Lastly, I hope that those who brought forth the accusations are getting major emotional support instead of persecution during this time as I believe they were badly exploited by both their own families who sought him out to reap fortunes and (even under the best case scenario of him not crossing the line to molestation) by Michael Jackson who, at best had them live like jet-set potentates for being in his company for months on end then sent them back to obscurity and comparitive material poverty when he was finished with them. Oh, would anyone else like to know who would spot for a $100 thousand/month rental house that looked like a resort hotel to someone ALREADY $400 million in debt? Hello, he'd signed contracts like postcards for quite sometime! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 28, 2009, 11:50 am

Mike Tyson - Celebrities
Tyson was beginning to bone way before the Buster Douglas fight. I knew he had serious issues when he accompanied his then-wife Robyn Givens- a supporting performer on "Head of the Class" along with the the rest of the cast and crew to Moscow what was intended to be a historic post-Detente moment of a then-top rated US network sitcom getting permission to film in the then-Soviet Union's capital city for the very first time. However; it wound up that not only did Tyson attract huge crowds of fans and reporters over there (who totally ignored every show cast member not married to Tyson) but then he had a very public meltdown in their Moscow hotel! Ironically, the episode itself and even the show itself was somewhat ecclipsed by Tyson's meltdown and few folks even remember it besides the connection of having one its costars having had a very acrimonious end to her marriage with Mike Tyson! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 28, 2009, 11:28 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
As a friend of mine said, "Now his kids don't have to wear masks when they go out in public!" -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 28, 2009, 10:36 am

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
The food nannies DON'T know what's best for us. At all. They flip-flop like politicians when it comes to which foods and diets are good for us and which ones are bad for us. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 28, 2009, 10:24 am

Mike Tyson - Celebrities
Because it happened afterwards, then yes. Before Douglas (BD) Mike Tyson was on top of the world, seen as an unbeatable megastar athlete. EVERYBODY thought he was the shiznit. Afterwards, his legacy began to die piece by piece. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 28, 2009, 2:23 am

Sean Hannity - Celebrities
Sean Hannity ROCKS!!! That is all. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 28, 2009, 2:19 am

Knight Rider (1982) - TV Shows
HA!!! If you thought THIS show was lame, you should've seen the recent '08-09 remake. Good LORD it was horrible, made this show seem like a brilliant work of art by comparison. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 28, 2009, 2:17 am

Mike Tyson - Celebrities
Getting convicted of rape was a result of his losing to Buster Douglas? -- Submitted By: (rick283) on June 27, 2009, 8:38 pm

Banana Splits, The - TV Shows
I loved those freaky ass dog costumes! -- Submitted By: (rick283) on June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm

Sims, The - Random Topics
I HATED The Sims when it first came out with the burning passion of a thousand suns!!! My God, where do I even begin with this abomination??? How about the fact that the player had to literally do EVERYTHING for the characters, and if you didn't they'd urinate right on the floor, pass out where they stood, etc. Or the fact that each room took about 10-15 minutes of "Sim" time to walk across, meaning that if you didn't start walking across your living room to go outside to your carpool 15 minutes before time they'd leave you or you'd be late for work? Or how about your character actually getting DEPRESSED and refusing to function if you didn't keep buying stuff? As far as I could tell that was literally the only reason for even having a job (hey, same as real life!). Or that somehow your guy didn't and could never own a car yet one mysterious person in the neighborhood did and everyone else had to jam inside it just to get to work? Or that your guy had to work EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY? Or that it was actually possible to burn to death cooking food? Or that if you went more than one day without cleaning the kitchen, this massive cloud of flies would appear out of nowhere and buzz around? Or that you could start off the game living with a woman, but couldn't have sex until you spent a month or so TALKING with her every spare minute you had? Worst game ever!!! GAAAAH!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 27, 2009, 7:16 pm

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
Another incredibly lame fad that I hated. Every single day for about 2 years it was Atkins diet this, Atkins diet that, Atkins Atkins Atkins, and then the guy dropped dead and all of a sudden the same people who were pounding into my brain how "healthy" it was suddenly changed their tune overnight! Just more proof that the food nannies, as I call them, don't have a clue what they're talking about and have actually contradicted themselves multiple times over the past few decades on what a "healthy" diet is. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 27, 2009, 7:06 pm

Super Bowl - Random Topics
The games themselves are actually better than ever. The ads on the other hand...I remember when they used to be genuinely entertaining, and got me through some putrid Super Bowls in the 80s and 90s. Then it happened. January of 2000, Titans-Rams. They just suddenly stopped being entertaining that year and ever since. It's a night and day difference between the ad quality before and after that Super Bowl. I used to be bored by the game and watch the ads, now I watch the game and mute the ads! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 27, 2009, 7:00 pm

Y2K Bug, The - Random Topics
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Remember this fiasco? Everything that was controlled by a computer was supposed to break down at once, which was supposed to trigger mass hysteria and the collapse of humanity as we know it. The media was ADAMANT about this. I personally never did understand how a simple date change would cause every other function of a computer to suddenly crash, but maybe that was just me. And then Jan 1, 2000 came and went, and...NOTHING HAPPENED. And you KNOW it wasn't because the problem was magically fixed, because people these days don't have the ability to fix ANY problem other than the most trivial ones. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 27, 2009, 6:55 pm

Mike Tyson - Celebrities
Like another Mike who just died, Tyson actually was a big star for about 5 years, which somehow convinced some people he should be one for life. Tyson's true BTF moment came with the Douglas loss. Everything--and I mean EVERYTHING--bad that happened to him afterwards was a direct result of that night. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 27, 2009, 6:48 pm

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
I'm glad ChubbyRain said what he did so I wouldn't have to. I'm *already* sick of the MJ lovefest, and it hasn't even been a week! But unfortunately for those of us who never thought he was God's gift to humanity, his death (like Elvis's) is going to wind up "convincing" everyone he was this megastar all along, and pretty soon there will be legions of MJ imitators, MJ songs in almost every ad (if not MJ himself thanks to CG), the MJ postage stamp, a parade of posthumous MJ albums that might be more than he produced when alive, etc. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 27, 2009, 6:39 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
-Super Mario Kart has been released on Wii today for Japan's Virtual Console. The game is 800 Nintendo Points. No release scheduled for North America or Europe as of right now.- Looks like another classic is available on the Wii. Marcus try it for old times sake. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on June 27, 2009, 3:29 pm

Ashton Kutcher - Celebrities
Converted to Kabbalah, the trendy, flavor of the month celebrity religion of the time. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 27, 2009, 1:57 pm

GameFAQs - Websites
The BTF moment is summed up quite nicely here: "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site." - CJayC -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 27, 2009, 12:44 pm

Wolfram Alpha - Websites
The name makes me think of Wolfman Jack, too. And sometimes Wolfenstein... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 27, 2009, 11:20 am

Gary Coleman - Celebrities
It's too much trouble for him to give his fan an autograph, but not to much trouble for him to sock her. What a jerk. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 27, 2009, 11:15 am

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
Whether he's adding his thoughts to the situation at hand on Fat Albert, or playing Cliff Huxtable on the Cosby Show, how can you not like Bill Cosby? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 27, 2009, 11:12 am

Homestar Runner - Websites
Great Jorb, Homestar. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 27, 2009, 10:57 am

Friday the 13th -The Series - TV Shows
The show actually stayed pretty good all the way through! But after Ryan left, it just wasn't **quite** the same. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 27, 2009, 9:38 am

Eminem - Music Groups
Eminem was in his late 20s (same as me) in '99 when he decided to burst onto the scene acting like some junior high kid and helped bring about the death of good music possibly forevermore. I never did think he was anything special. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 26, 2009, 10:55 pm

Galactica 1980 - TV Shows
Galactica 1980 never really got off the ground. It did have a couple of bright spots (the episode with Wolfman Jack guest-starring and the episode with Starbuck), but calling BSG 1980 a Day 1 BTF would be a fair assessment. For me, though, as a 13-year-old seeing the show on TV, the BTF moment was when I realized when Dillon and Troy got on their flying motorcycles, it was the same shot EVERY TIME when they took off: Always with the power lines in the background, and always turning in the same direction as they climbed. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 26, 2009, 9:52 pm

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV Shows
Battlestar Galactica itself still rocks and never BTFed, although the "Wild West" episode with Starbuck defending a village against gunslinging Cylons came close. The actual fish-boning didn't take place until they decided to make Galactica 1980, and it's not fair to blame the GOOD season of BG for that. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 26, 2009, 9:30 pm

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
Ive viewed this guy as a pedophile and a con artist for the last 20 years, raping kids, paying people and rigging cases to get out of it... and then just using that wealth illusion to keep ringing up more and more bills and not paying for it, I call it a wealth illusion because even though he made alot of $$$ I just saw he died at least 410 million in debt. What a jerk, I also heard that he stiffed the attorneys that helped him et out of his last child molestation charges, poetic justice... But anyway, the MJ brand will actually do better now that he is dead and people can focus on that Jackson 5- thriller era and control his image like the ELVIS brand does. I really dont like MJ, and that fake "Look Im hetero" kiss with Lisa Marie was still one of the most singular BTF moments of all time. Michael we wont miss you. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 26, 2009, 3:31 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
Dying is actually the best career move Michael Jackson could've made. He might have reassembled the bones of the fish and then put the scales back on. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 26, 2009, 1:23 am

Panda Bears - Random Topics
Maybe pandas aren't lazy. Maybe it's just that female pandas have the same standards as human ones, most of whom don't seem to want to have a kid with 99% of the guys they meet. Of course the female panda doesn't realize there are a *lot* fewer males of her species to choose from. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 26, 2009, 1:21 am

Eminem - Music Groups
His voice is about as pleasant to listen to as a tiger sharpening its claws on a chalkboard. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 25, 2009, 11:41 pm

Keira Knightley - Celebrities
Keira Knightly BTFed when she got bony herself. In the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, she was slender, but still nicely proportioned. In POTC2, she was so skinny it looked like they were forcing all of the fat on her body to her chest in order to give her enough cleavage for those period costumes. She wasn't any better in the third movie, which begs the question of what Will Turner and Jack Sparrow ever saw in her. No need to bone THIS fish - it's bony enough already. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on June 25, 2009, 9:47 pm

Guinness World Records - Random Topics
Agreed with the tabloid reason: I remember when the Guinness Book of World Records was a heavy, thick paperback filled with hundreds if not thousands of records and small print. The presentation was very weighty and official, and the appearance of the book itself lent an air of authority to the records presented within. Now it's just a flashy hardcover, and some versions I've seen are thin and only contain the most "popular" records, such as those that were on the short lived and awful TV show. If you want the old GBoWR, I suggest getting a copy of the TIME Almanac, as that book is the closest thing I can find to what the GBoWR used to be. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on June 25, 2009, 2:07 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
1) Sure an animal can bone the fish, they just always have the option of boning back. Think of chihuahua's: those Taco Bell commercials, Paris Hilton always carrying one around, etc etc. Pet turtles when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was popular. And then there were Dalmatian puppies when the live action 101 Dalmatian movie came out. 2) A lot of titles here aren't the proper titles for their subjects, as most of them officially contain the author's or creator's name as part of the title: IE Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda, Disney's Gummi Bears, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Lost World." People who are looking for a topic still find what they're looking for. 3) Pandas are cute, but I had to agree with the "too lazy to have sex" option: I laughed until my stomach hurt. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on June 25, 2009, 1:46 pm

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