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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Battlestar Galactica 2004 - TV Shows
The finale was an odious way to end a show that once held so much promise, but Battlestar Galactica truly boned after the New Caprica story (which I loved, btw). All of the contemptible plot points that culminated in the dreadful ending ("the final five," "dead Starbuck," "Watchtower," etc.) have their roots in the ashes of New Caprica. It's also right around the same time when Jane Espenson became a producer. -- Submitted By: (pbrain) on December 5, 2009, 10:08 am

Three Stooges, The - TV Shows
I could get the argument for the death of Curly as a boning moment, but Shemp was a more than capable stooge. It was Shemp's death that boned them, especially when that whiny Joe came on board. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 5, 2009, 4:38 am

Sex and the City - TV Shows
Not having cable, "SATC" was a show which I had heard so much about and was able to view when it came to "regular" tv via syndication. I was amazed at the level of writing in this day and age because I avoided sitcoms like the Plague. I found most of them stunningly unfunny and gravitated towards reality shows and reruns like 'All in the Family.' The witty dialogue of "SATC" is truly impressive, but I believe it JTSd (sorry, but I am not feeling this new expression) during the sixth and final season with Charlotte becoming a Jew and Carrie taking up the "The Russian" (oh, and before him, that whiny little biotch Berger). In the case of Carrie with Berger, she acted manic, which was out of character for her...well...character. It was an exaggeration which marks the demise of tv shows. "All in the Family" began doing more physical comedy and Archie's malpropisms started going thru the roof. Another red flag is when the characters over do it, as in "Roseanne" when Laurie Metcalf became more shrill. So it was good that "Sex and the City" ended when it did. It preserved its snappy writing and minimized the lamola plot lines. -- Submitted By: (jaws) on December 4, 2009, 9:03 pm

Sopranos, The - TV Shows
I do not care what reasoning is given to why or how the least episode ended, that was a total, bogus, copout. Major bone, and made Seinfield's final episode look good in comparison -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 2:05 pm

Chappelle's Show - TV Shows
Dave Chappelle probably did the smart thing, as no doubt within a few more seasons, his show would of probably been hijacked, and made into something Dave Chappelle did not want. Sure, he ended up losing some money in the deal, but at least he save some of his credibility. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 1:45 pm

Doug - TV Shows
I loved this show when it was on Nick, so when I heard it was going to be on ABC a few years later, I was happy about it. Sadly, had I known that Disney was going to take the fillet knife in this fish and really bone it, I never would of even thought of this show. Probably one of the worst cases of a show getting boned BAD. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 1:33 pm

Robot Chicken - TV Shows
One of the very few things on Adult Swim worth watching. Brilliant show. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 1:27 pm

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
Boned when Nickelodeon hi-jacked the show from Kricfalusi. The new show on Spike did not do them any favors sadly. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 1:25 pm

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog - TV Shows
I didn't find it too silly. Then again, when you are 8 or 9 years old, it probably helps that its a little silly -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 1:18 pm

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - TV Shows
As a Howard Stern fan, it was instant bone when they ripped this off from him (and the people behind the show didn't even acknowledge it) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 1:16 pm

Bob the Builder - TV Shows
You mean "Handy Manny." -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 4, 2009, 9:42 am

Phineas and Ferb - TV Shows
I agree with you, Dudepop. This is a fun show to watch, so in my opinion, it never boned. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 4, 2009, 7:38 am

Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The - TV Shows
This show never boned. It was great. Tell me, how is this a Dexter's Laboratory ripoff? -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 4, 2009, 7:34 am

Free Willy - Movie Series
Let's free the whales... how did that go with Keiko again? At least the movie was good though. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 7:02 am

Shrek - Movie Series
In the perfect world, they would see that after the 3rd Shrek, another one would be unnecessary. Unfortunately, this is not a perfect world -_- -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 7:00 am

Kimbo Slice - Celebrities
If he could back up his YouTube stuff, then maybe I could vote Never Boned, but the minute he got his ass beat in MMA, that was when he boned. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 6:57 am

Foreigner - Music Groups
How can there be no comments on Foreigner?! "Waiting For A Girl Like You" is one of the most beautiful ballads done by an arena rock band, ever! Aw! It reminds me of my first boyfriend....*sigh*. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on December 4, 2009, 6:54 am

Zorro - Movie Series
Ok, normally, I will let small inaccuracies pass, if it really is no big deal (The Empire State building on Broadway instead of its correct location in ID4, I can pass, since you need a good shot), but Legend of Zorro... I think my mind was going to explode, and it did not help that I am a huge history buff. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 6:48 am

Ice Age - Movie Series
Dino's in Ice Age 3?!? Ok... now we are getting to a point where belief cannot be suspended. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 6:45 am

Jay Leno - Celebrities
The guy, from what I have heard of pre-Tonight Show, was a good comic, so why he rips off some of Howard Stern's stuff, I do not know. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 6:04 am

Mel Brooks - Celebrities
Mel Brooks, a pure genius. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:56 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
Ok, he makes Sixth Sense, which was good, then all this crap afterwords?!? I guess in his case, even a blind man can hit a bullseye every once in a while, and in his case, Sixth Sense was that blind bullseye, right off the bat. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:55 am

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
Sarah Palin - More proof that beauty queens are nothing more than air headed bimbos -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:50 am

Sean Penn - Celebrities
Granted, this is the USA, and he has his free speech, but really, when he started preaching for Saddam and Hugo, he boned BIG TIME. And Robert, absolutely correct. I always find it funny when some super-douchy, Hollywood leftist says how bad the USA is, says they would rather go to Canada, or France, or some other country, yet stick around here. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:49 am

Andy Richter - Celebrities
What did he do after leaving Conan? Oh, right, pretty much nothing -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:29 am

Sasha Baron Cohen - Celebrities
Never boned, right now, but I have a feeling he is on the verge -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:27 am

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
The only good thing that might come out of this is that there is going to be a few guaranteed mass suicides, and that should cleanse the gene pool a little bit. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:25 am

Beavis and Butthead - TV Shows
Gee, my kid, who I rarely supervise, just dropped a bowling ball off an overpass... BEAVIS AND BUTTHEADS FAULT!!! It was when MTV started censoring the show more and more, it was being boned. Thank goodness Mike Judge stopped before the show really boned, and would of been nothing like it started to be. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:10 am

Moment of Truth (U.S.) - TV Shows
When you want the trashiest of game shows, who else to go to but Fox. A sickening show, and if any of my loved ones would even think of being on this show, I would hope the entire family would treat them like the black sheep they are. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:05 am

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
I knew it was a total douchebag move when Leno decided to have this show, essentially making Conan STILL his #2. I just find it funny that this show has stunk in the ratings. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 5:02 am

WCW Monday Nitro - TV Shows
Not just for Nitro, but WCW as a whole. Fingerpoke of Doom. Nothing else can be said as a boning moment. After this, WCW just went downhill, and it was not pretty. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 4:52 am

Press Your Luck - TV Shows
Never Boned. Just was around at a time when the network produced daytime game show was starting to die out. It starts in the 70s with where it was (im not talking about Second Chance, PYL's precursor), and I think it could of lasted longer than it did. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 4:48 am

Sportscenter - TV Shows
If you are not LeBron James, the Lakers, the Patriots, the Red Sox, or Yankees, or both, you are not even worthy of their air it seems. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 4:45 am

Goal Line Blitz - Websites
Was a fun game originally, but all of the blowouts that would happen, as well as the inactive users and teams, it got old pretty quick -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 4, 2009, 12:45 am

Sasha Baron Cohen - Celebrities
Aside from being a crude, vulgar, talentless attention whore, I guess he's ok. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 3, 2009, 9:00 pm

M*A*S*H - TV Shows
For me, MASH actually did a reverse Bone. I'm one of the few who prefers the later seasons (6 onward) to the earlier, more comedic ones. This, in spite of Alan Alda's ocassionaly insufferable liberal self-righteousness and the unbearable psychobabble episodes(It's a Sidney Friedman episode, run!). The show really comes into its own when Winchester shows up. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:49 pm

Clerks/"View Askewniverse" series - Movie Series
'Clerks' was brilliant, 'Mallrats' was mediocre, 'Chasing Amy' was OK, 'Dogma' sucked, and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' was great. However, one small problem remains... If you remove the word 'fuck' from the English language, Kevin Smith's entire body of work is reduced to absolutely nothing. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:41 pm

Chris Rock - Celebrities
I think it's become increasingly apparent that Chris Rock hates white people. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:36 pm

Robin Williams - Celebrities
Kinda sad that the highlight of your career is a voiceover role in a Disney film. But face it, Aladdin is the only movie Robin Williams is in that doesn't suck. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:31 pm

Tiger Woods - Celebrities
Two words: 'Man whore!' -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:27 pm

Weird Al Yankovic - Music Groups
If Elvis is the King of Rock 'n' Roll, Weird Al Yankovic is the Court Jester. He is both musical and comic genius in every sense of the word. His live shows are astounding. At one point during his show he even parodies himself. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:20 pm

Eminem - Music Groups
Thank you. I just take my philosophy from Jesse 'The Body' Ventura (long before he Boned a whole school o' fishies himself)back when he was a color commentator for the WWF:"I tell it like it is, McMahon!" -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:14 pm

Smashing Pumpkins - Music Groups
Billy Corgan could quite possibly be the absolute worst vocalist in the history of rock. -- Submitted By: (BrianBuck) on December 3, 2009, 7:07 pm

Adult Swim - Random Topics
I hate to say it since Adult Swim has provided so much entertainment and laughter for me for years, but in the past few years virtually all of their new shows have been weak, poorly animated and laughless in large extent. The only exceptions I can think of are Moral Orel and Venture Brothers and MO is cancelled and VB can't really be described as a "new" show anymore. Drinky Crow, Tim and Eric, Fat Guy, Devil's Daughter, Assy McGee, Superjail, Minoriteam, Xavier, Saul of the Mole Men, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, and many others of recent vintage seem to subscribe to the "if its gross, it's funny" ehtos, and for me, it's not. Not much subtlety or wit involved in these shows. And the over reliance on old chestnuts (reruns) of Family Guy and Aqua Teen is a mistake too. At some point, everyone is going to tire of them and then where will they be? I also echo the feelings of other fans who bemoan the live action emphasis. Shouldn't those shows be on Comedy Central (if aired anywhere)? -- Submitted By: (BaronCathode) on December 3, 2009, 6:41 pm

Gary Brolsma - Celebrities
Anyone still think the Numa Numa guy is still funny? Or was ever funny? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 3, 2009, 5:57 pm

Hotels - Random Topics
Whilst I don't travel enough to go to hotels frequently, I always make a point of being nice the people who work there. It's wise to show respect to workers no matter what business you are at, whether you're at hotels, restaurants, etc. (even if you don't get a discount or other bonus). I hate rude people who think they're royalty and thus allowed to treat people--especially workers--like garbage, and act like they're above other customers. I can imagine how tempting it must be for a worker to restrain themselves from launching a profanity-laced tirade against these jerks. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm

Hotels - Random Topics
Great testimony, Joe. I don't think hotels ever boned. By the way, I agree with you that hotel workers are also people, just like anyone else. It's a wonder that you have to adjust rates up rather down. You made a great comment. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 3, 2009, 11:45 am

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire - TV Shows
One of the things that made this show unique was the lack of a time limit. Contestants could take as long as they liked to answer a question. The bonus? It added to the suspense factor, especially when the question thoroughly stumped the contestant. Now that WW2BAM has a time limit, it's turned into yet another quiz show. It wasn't as good when Regis left, but it at least had a redeeming factor. They flushed it away by adding a time limit. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on December 3, 2009, 8:45 am

Jerry Springer Show, The - TV Shows
I wonder if this (Trailer Park Theatre) or pro-wrestling is more scripted. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 3, 2009, 7:49 am

9/11 Truth Movement - Random Topics
How can you not believe in this vast conspiracy when it is exposed by such intellectual titans as Rosie O'Donnell, Cynthia McKinney, Ed Asner, and Charlie Sheen? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on December 3, 2009, 7:48 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Remind me again why she is a celebrity? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 6:57 am

Boston Red Sox - Random Topics
Dol, agreed in every way. When they did what they did to the Yankees, it was a nice, heartwarming thing that happened, seeing the "Evil Empire" get beat like that. Now, the Red Sox have become the very thing that Red Sox fans have hated. And do not get me started on all of the bandwagon jumpers that have jumped on, claiming that they were long suffering fans (don't believe me? Go to a Orioles game whenever they play the Red Sox.) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:48 am

Adult Swim - Random Topics
Still some good shows here and there (like Robot Chicken), but most of the rest... total, utter, junk, and I do not get how people can watch it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:44 am

Parents Television Council (PTC) - Random Topics
A group that has never heard of the off switch -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:43 am

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Sadly, Ring of Honor, or TNA do not have the resources, or television deals to compete against the WWE. All of us wrestling fans know that Vince has the ability to put out a good product, he just needs prodding by competitors. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:37 am

National Hockey League (NHL) - Random Topics
Right now, the Lockout, but the lockout has also proved beneficial in ways, with new rule changes and such. If a few more things happen, like the league getting on ESPN, or more consistency in suspensions, I think quite possibly, the NHL can be "Unboned" -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:33 am

Major League Baseball - Random Topics
Have to disagree. Sure, the Yankees have an advantage of having millions of bucks to bank on, but the Pirates, and a few other teams need to suck it up, build strong minor league systems, and keep on putting out a good product, while not screaming "BROKE!!!" Besides, whats to say that with a Salary Cap, that would kill off any dynasties. The NFL has one, and the Patriots had their dynasty. The NBA has had one for 25 years, hasnt prevented the Bulls, Lakers, or Spurs from being dynastic. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 5:28 am

Papa John's Pizza - Random Topics
All I have to say is... Garlic Dipping Sauce > * -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 12:51 am

Home Alone - Movie Series
If anybody would of been smart, they would of stopped at 2, or if they wanted 3 so badly, they should of waited 30 or so years, then film 3 with Kevin now as a parent, and having the same thing happening to his kid. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 3, 2009, 12:39 am

4chan - Websites
They don't call this the shit hole of the internet for nothing!! -- Submitted By: (CobraCommander1) on December 2, 2009, 10:45 pm

Chad Ochocinco - Celebrities
I'd love it if he was traded to a team that wouldn't let him wear #85. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 7:26 pm

2012 doomsday prediction - Random Topics
The 2012 doomsday prediction is bogus. In fact, I'd say it boned from Day 1. I can't believe almost everyone's falling for this piece of garbage. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 2, 2009, 7:17 pm

Maury - TV Shows
Let's not forget about the incessant beeping. "When it comes to *bleep* 9-month-old Joseph, *bleep*, Peter, you are *bleep* not the father! *bleepbleepbleepbleep* The bleeping sometimes even happens when nobody is talking. It's almost as if the Maury Show has a cameraman with Tourette's. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on December 2, 2009, 6:48 pm

Snopes - Websites
Snopes... without it, I would be absolutley clueless on many a thing -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 2, 2009, 4:37 pm

Al Sharpton - Celebrities
If you do anything, and Al Sharpton is nearby, you know your life is f***ed -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 2, 2009, 4:30 pm

Pornography - Random Topics
So being able to undress yourself and be naked is a talent? -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 12:38 pm

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - TV Shows
Is it me, or since MST went off the air are the movies coming out crappier and crappier. We need them to keep Hollywood in check. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 12:14 pm

Maury - TV Shows
ScottyB - I'd be suprised if that many even had a, or could spell, GED. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 12:11 pm

Maury - TV Shows
I also think that the shocked reaction from the audience every time is annoying. Every time someone says they cheated on their spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever, they are suprised. Have you seen the show before? Do they have the memory retention of a retarded goldfish? When the title of the show is "Caught on tape, cheating with a harem of strippers, nymphos and a monkey" and the guy is shown on tape with the strippers, you don't need to shout 'WHAT!!!' -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 12:08 pm

Patrick Stewart - Celebrities
Liked Star Trek TNG and he was in my favorite episode of The Simpsons. Awesome as #1. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 11:57 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Paris Hilton is like Kansas. Flat, white and easy to get into. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 11:55 am

Mel Brooks - Celebrities
Young Frankenstein. Pure classic!!! -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 11:51 am

Ozzy Osbourne - Music Groups
Notice who wasnt there after Ozzmosis- Zakk Wylde. He was what made Ozzy's later solo work awesome. The Black Label Society songs where Ozzy guest sings the lead vocals with Zakk are what the albums post "NO More Tears" SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 2, 2009, 10:50 am

Chuck E. Cheese's - Random Topics
I have been to the gates of Hell. It says 'Chuck E. Cheese' about the portal. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 9:34 am

Steve Wilkos Show, The - TV Shows
The only thing I fing annoying is when the audience starts shouting "Steve!!!" They sound like cattle when they do. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on December 2, 2009, 8:42 am

Christmas - Random Topics
You hit then nail on the head, Scotty. Since stores start Christmas SO early, people are forgetting about other holidays, like Thanksgiving. Plus, those Wal-Mart Christmas commercials are getting annoying. -- Submitted By: (MacFan95) on December 2, 2009, 7:34 am

Ozzy Osbourne - Music Groups
I might not really blame Ozzy whoring himself out, as I think thats more Sharon induced than anything. Just seems like from Ozzmosis onwards, the stuff he has been putting out has not been any good, and he has not been what he was -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 2, 2009, 6:59 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
I like bmovies's story on how what was once THE source for TV listings; it's now a complete joke! Thankfully, I use TitanTV and Zap2It for looking up the locals (HD and extra DTV channels; the newspaper doesn't even list those special DTV channels!). Other than that, I'd have to say TV Guide was OVER when they KILLED the "Jump the Shark" site, which was one of my favorite sites ever! Using my trademark rant, "I logged on to Jump The Shark back in February or so, only to find out that the priceless comments have been wiped off the face of the Earth! I am mad! I have been a JTS fan since 2003, and I am shocked to see it disappeared! I even wanted to see a Disney Channel page similar to the Nick page! I want my JTS back!" That being said, I am boycotting TV Guide (except for maybe an electronic TV listing system built-into the TV) until this issue is taken care of! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on November 30, 2009, 6:07 pm

Nip/Tuck - TV Shows
Anyone else think that they should just kill Matt off and spare him all the crap they seem to enjoy throwing at him? -- Submitted By: (flamemagic) on November 30, 2009, 3:14 pm

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Ra - Random Topics
Two reasons that kind of go hand in hand. The Car of Tomorrow was just a bad move, took all the creativity out of setting up the cars and most of the excitement out of the actual racing. That was bad enough, but whoever designed the CoT played right into the hands of certain teams that could *cough cough* do no wrong and come every September, bore the fans to tears. Jimmie Johnson, aka the human version of Sominex, I'm looking in your direction. -- Submitted By: (jrbor76) on November 29, 2009, 1:40 pm

Steven Seagal - Celebrities
Well now he's a NOLA deputy. -- Submitted By: (trianna007) on November 29, 2009, 8:23 am

Chad Ochocinco - Celebrities
Chad Johnson is lame. The name change is lame. Pretending to bribe the ref is lame. -- Submitted By: (trianna007) on November 29, 2009, 8:11 am

Dwayne Wade - Celebrities
Gabrielle Union. That is all. -- Submitted By: (trianna007) on November 29, 2009, 8:10 am

Ashlee Simpson - Celebrities
Melrose Place. I actually thought she was ok as a faux rocker chick. Her acting is an entirely different matter. -- Submitted By: (trianna007) on November 29, 2009, 8:09 am

Conspiracy Theories - Random Topics
To even say the words "conspiracy theory" is taboo. It just renders you as someone who doesn't look at life at all angles, especially when a response to a problem is one you refuse to agree with no matter if there's a choice or not. -- Submitted By: (jconifer7) on November 29, 2009, 12:09 am

ALF - TV Shows
This was one of the dumbest shows to become a hit of all time, and that's saying something! -- Submitted By: (MisterScowl) on November 28, 2009, 8:17 pm

Captain N: The Game Master - TV Shows
I think the show was fine for the audience it was aiming for... mostly kids around 8 or 12 years old who liked to play video games. As adults looking back from a different era, yea we'd like to see a more mature, darker side of Captain N with greater character development... but come on. This was made by Nintendo, and aimed towards little kids. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 3:16 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Why Ellen? And hell, WHY PAULA? "Um, uh, sweety, I think... its like... I would... you're made of many colours, and the thing is your singing, it has this quality, of ... (3 hours later) and ... and thats why... first I wanna just say..." Why cant you find a strong, intelligent, steady handed woman? Like Gloria Estefan, or Amy Grant? You know, find someone who is actually IN the music business, AND has a brain! -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 3:06 pm

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
4. The quality of the episodes started to drop. It started off with a complex, half secretive history of Mike Traceur, later Mike Knight, with a complex web of lies and the mystery of Karr only occasionally mentioned in fleeting dialog. The interpersonal relationships between the characters left plenty of room for development. Then FLAG is gone, KARR is gone, and the plot is gone. We're left with Mike showing up at a random place, gun fight, car chase, fist fight, car chase - the end! Gun fight, car chase, fist fight, car chase - the end! Completely destroyed what could have been so great. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:58 pm

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
3. FLAG. The Foundation for Law and Government. I liked how this was a branch of the government that was involved in counter-terrorist activities and took on special cases - "In a world of criminals who operate above the law". Then they got rid of FLAG. All of it. WTF??? Suddenly the whole thing is shut down, the daughter of the guy in charge inherits 10 billion or something, then its back to just 4 people? How do they decide what cases they'll go after? Do they just randomly pick? One of the cases was some guy who nobody knew but he died under mysterious circumstances. WHY DOES ANYONE CARE??? At least with the government you get the sense that someone is prioritizing targets with at least national interest at hand if nothing else. Having just 4 kids run the whole place makes it seem like Scooby and the gang investigating random mysteries. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:53 pm

Knight Rider (2008) - TV Shows
This show had sooooo much potential, and they blew it so incredibly bad, it was painful to watch. 1. The opening. I loved the music... but whats with all the super fast close ups and one second explosions? The opening is just a blur of images that leave you dazed rather than dazzled. 2. Karr. We had this HUGE lead up to Karr being revealed. I mean a careful, methodical lead up that really built the suspense - especially since Mike was his driver, but had his memory erased! Finally they show him - OMG some type of transforming robot thing! THEN!... Kitt kills him. The end. WHAT???? You could have let Karr survive the initial encounter and had like 10 seasons of plot surrounding this, all leading up to some incredible series finale with an epic battle between KITT and KARR, government vs terrorist, law and order vs chaos and corruption. Instead they had Kitt fight Karr right from the start, in a terribly choreographed scene, when Kitt was supposed to be only partially functional anyway. Its ridiculous. -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:47 pm

America's Funniest Home Videos - TV Shows
Normally, Grandma slipping and falling off the roof is tragic. BUT! When Grandma slips (whoooOOOP!), falls down (doop de doop de doop!) and breaks her hip (boinngngngngng!) Bob Sagat: "Help, she's fallen and she cant get up!" - that does go a long way. What would normally be on the next "I Shouldn't Be Alive" or "Rescue 911" or "Extreme Videos" or "Most Shocking Moments" ... can now be aired on America's Funniest Home Videos to be laughed at by the whole family!!! -- Submitted By: (KaseyAkira) on November 28, 2009, 2:38 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
When I watch my old '80s videos, I noticed how the commercials back then didn't all try to be funny like they do now. I remember how the unique it was at that time to have humorous ads like "Where's The Beef?" I'd rather have a straightforward humorless ad or a jingle like back then than the attempting-to-be-funny-but-failing ones of today. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 28, 2009, 6:52 am

Something Awful - Websites
My favorite was Cliff Yabloski Hates You. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 27, 2009, 11:25 pm

Steven Tyler - Celebrities
Still can't figure out how Liv Tyler is his daughter. Must take after her mother. -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 27, 2009, 11:12 pm

Calvin and Hobbes - Random Topics
Just looked at a C&H book and the comics are still a riot. The snowmen strips are classic!! -- Submitted By: (MSmith) on November 27, 2009, 10:59 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
Commercials where the commercial is a lot louder then the show. It's always a wonderful pleasure to have to turn the volume down, only to need to turn it back up after the commercials or for a commercial to scare the heck out of me or drown out a conversation. If you need to scream at me in order to tell me about your product, I don't think that's saying much about your product. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on November 27, 2009, 10:01 pm

EA Sports - Random Topics
EA sports boned when they bought the exclusive NFL license in 2005. That means that only EA Sports is allowed to make video games using real NFL teams, players, stadiums, etc. Why did they do this, you ask? They did this because they knew that NFL 2K5 (produced by 2K Sports) was far superior to their Madden 2005. They knew that 2k was producing high-quality games, so the cowards over at EA bought the license so that only they could make NFL games. They were AFRAID that 2K was making better games, so they pull a chickenshit move like that. Ever since they bought the license, EA's Madden games have steadily gone downhill in terms of quality. The Madden games are just the same steaming piece of dog turd released every year, the only difference is the updated rosters. To that I say SCREW YOU EA SPORTS, you're getting no more of my money until you give up that license. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 27, 2009, 12:32 pm

National Basketball Association (NBA) - Random Topics
What are you talking about, FlxibleMetro? Up until their most recent championship this past year, the Lakers hadn't won the Finals since the 2001-2002 season. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on November 27, 2009, 12:14 pm

Legally Blonde - Movie Series
I was the tie-breaker that voted never boned, still rocks! Reese is really good in both movies! -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on November 26, 2009, 5:07 pm

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