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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Nicole Richie - Celebrities
Boned from day one - no talent, can't act to save her life, and just because she was once a friend of Paris Hilton (aka The Stupid Spoiled Whore) doesn't mean jack to me. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 9:49 pm

All That - TV Shows
I watched the occasional episode of All That long ago and enjoyed it. Ask Ashley was one of my favorite skits - I still remember one where Ashley (Amanda Bynes) was doing her usual thing when Dr. Joyce Brothers showed up and said something about her yelling the way she did, then did a letter as an example. She did EXACTLY what Ashley was doing! My ribs nearly caved in from laughing so much! -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 9:46 pm

Adventures of the Gummi Bears, The - TV Shows
This show was something for me to look forward to on Saturday mornings - how I enjoyed the opening theme. Here was another project that involved Lorenzo Music (he was the voice of Tummi Gummi). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 9:42 pm

FunnyJunk - Websites
Same here. In terms of its name, junk is right. It used to be a place for me to find funny pictures and the background was green. Now it's black and most of the contributors beg for thumbs-up (if they have to beg, it's obvious the stuff they put forth sucks). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 9:38 pm

ShamWow - Random Topics
What kind of idiots buy garbage like this? -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 8:48 pm

Twitter - Websites
Twitter, Facebook and all these other social sites are for losers. Keep in touch with your "real" friends and family by email or call them. Such idiocy. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 7:50 pm

National Public Radio - Random Topics
Wow, NPR fired Juan Williams for not towing the liberal line strong enough! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130712737 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 21, 2010, 7:49 pm

NORAD Tracks Santa - Websites
What truth about Santa ??? Has something happened ? Thank you, Virginia. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 7:46 pm

Blair Witch Project, The - Movie Series
I hated the camera work in that movie. (same as Cloverfield) Got motion sickness after 10 minutes. Could have been a really great movie except for that. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 7:42 pm

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
As others have said, of course it's healthy. There's almost no meat in their sandwiches. Very little taste either. We usually go to Quiznos now for subs. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 7:36 pm

FunnyJunk - Websites
Been to the site a few times. Mostly now, it's populated by ten year olds. A complete waste of time. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 7:29 pm

Macaulay Culkin - Celebrities
""At the height of his fame he was regarded as the most successful child actor since Shirley Temple." ... I really find that hard to believe. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 7:25 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
It's the media jumping on something to be self righteous about... for a while it was the battle against smoking, then it was the battle against global warming, now that is slowly fading away and now it's obesity and gay rights stuff... give it a few years and it'll be something else. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on October 21, 2010, 5:28 pm

Charlie's Angels - TV Shows
Oh, it was fun, VeritechRyan! Not only did the Angels look great but they actually did some rather clever detective work on all their parts (not just 'the smart one' Kate Jackson)- even though it often seemed as though the bulk of their cases seemed to take places in resorts and beaches where they could wear as little as possible! LOL -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on October 21, 2010, 5:14 pm

Banana Splits, The - TV Shows
The main show itself (with the 'Splits in the dumb masked ape costumes) was a total bore even when I was a tiny kid but I loved that action series of that group of castaways fighting pirates that starred that gorgeous teenaged Ronne Troup! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on October 21, 2010, 5:09 pm

Beauty and the Beast (TV series) - TV Shows
Though I found it to be boring and flaky even back then, I thought it would have worked better as a single TV movie instead of making it into a series because there were only so many variations of the same plot before it became repetetive and ran out of steam. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on October 21, 2010, 5:02 pm

Beck - Music Groups
octogirlpretty, Sorry but I've found no evidence that Beck has publically or privately renounced Scientology much less quit its practice. If you've found evidence as opposed to wishful thinking that he would do so, you are by all means welcome to share that with us. Meantime, I reiterate that folks who don't want to chance supporting Scientology need to carefully consider spending their monies on Beck and his products regardless of how he came into the organization. Oh, and for the record, I praise the polite offspring of rude parents because they've had to work extra hard to learn manners in spite of having poor parental examples. Unfortunately, from my observations, there seems to be fewer of those than rude offspring of polite parents. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on October 21, 2010, 4:58 pm

South Park - TV Shows
Instead of the smart pop culture satire it used to be renowned for, South Park now just makes a weak, half-assed parody of the newest trend every week since the beginning of. Not even both sides are made fun of anymore- just the side which Parker and Stone think is unpopular, but actually is. And then they can't come up with any more jokes without actually thinking, they throw in jokes that aren't relevant. Back in Season 10, they criticized Family Guy for relying on dumb, random pop culture references. Now, it seems like South Park is becoming just like that, but instead of cutaway gags, the cheap jokes are forced into the story and seem all the more out of place. -- Submitted By: (platypus8008) on October 21, 2010, 3:17 pm

Criss Angel - Celebrities
The way this guy dresses is simply disgusting. Looks like a 13 year old punk. He has no clue about showmanship. Time to dress like a professional and act the part. Harry Houdini must be rolling in his grave. Stop appealing to the lowest common denominator. Pathetic. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 21, 2010, 2:29 pm

Crossing Jordan - TV Shows
This show wasn't about ghosts or spirits...that's "Ghost Whisperer". This show was actually very entertaining. Jordan Cavanaugh's bi-polar behavior was a bit extreme at times and her blatant disregard for authority was unrealistic, but it was a TV show so it was entertaining. The dude from "The White Shadow" that played her dad, was annoying with his fake Boston accent: ("Johdon! Johdon")but thoroughly enjoyed the other supporting characters, as they were intriguing and multi-dimensional. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 21, 2010, 2:22 pm

Homework - Random Topics
Sometimes, I get the feeling every teacher thinks their subject(s) is/are the most important and heap on the homework to the point it's impossible to do a good job on anything. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:42 pm

Tattoos - Random Topics
Cost and health concerns aside, what keeps me from getting a tat is I don't know what design to get. I've ruled out sports team logos and band names because my loyalties may change years later. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:40 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
Peanuts was a staple of my comic-reading in my youth - I still like it to this day. R.I.P. Sparky, you touched many with Peanuts. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:35 pm

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
@JayD - the feet changed size/shape sometime after the first Garfield special (Here Comes Garfield) aired. It was Charles Schulz's idea to make Garfield's feet bigger and Jim Davis ran with it (read about it in one of the Garfield anniversary books). -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:34 pm

Parallel Parking - Random Topics
Parallel parking is a big WTF for me as well. Something I seldom (if ever) have done since I got my drivers' license. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:30 pm

Calvin and Hobbes - Random Topics
Never boned. I was gutted when C&H came to an end, but I guess Watterson did the right thing in bowing out while he was ahead. I mean, there are only so many jokes/gags one can do involving a 6-year-old boy with an overactive imagination regarding school, home, whatever before it gets stale. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:28 pm

National Enquirer - Random Topics
"Men don't read the Enquirer, they don't read nothing that says 'I had a UFO baby'. Men say, 'Good, wasn't mine!" - Gallagher -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:25 pm

Screamer videos - Random Topics
I encountered a couple of these and frankly, I don't see what the hell is supposed to be funny about these damn things. Day one suckage, pure and simple. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:20 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
Calling obesity an "epidemic"? Puh-leeze. *facepalm* It is NOT a disease, FFS! I don't see more fat people these days than I did 15-20 years ago. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:18 pm

Albertsons - Random Topics
There used to be a couple of Albertsons stores in my area, but they became Rowe's and then went belly-up. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:12 pm

Sandlot Series, The - Movie Series
First movie was great - it required NO SEQUEL WHATSOEVER. Does Hollywood listen? Short answer - Noooooooooooooooo.... (time lapse: 30 minutes) ...oooooooooooooooooooo. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:10 pm

Pinky, Elmyra &the Brain - TV Shows
This show is a glaring example why you should not let the execs make the decisions - they're so intoxicated with power that their ability to think straight went down the toilet. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:04 pm

Animaniacs - TV Shows
At first, I watched for the sake of the Great Wakkorotti, but after awhile I found myself enjoying Goodfeathers as well as Pinky and the Brain. Other stuff - I couldn't stand Buttons & Mindy (seriously, Mindy's parents certainly aren't playing with a full deck if they don't spend time bonding with Mindy and wonder why Mindy calls them "Lady" and "Mr. Man"), Katie Ka-Boom as well as Chicken Boo was predictable, and I saw red over the Rita and Runt episode where Rita did all the hard work and this Ross Perot wannabe gives Runt all the praise. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 21, 2010, 1:02 pm

Hey Vern, It's Ernest! - TV Shows
I suppose it paid the bills. He was probably cursing about it- all the way to the bank. ;) -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 21, 2010, 10:49 am

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
Of course people can always submit a new "Never Boned" reason for any topic that lacks it. Of course, is there actually a fan of Keith Olbermann's out there? Havent seen one yet. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on October 21, 2010, 10:24 am

Animaniacs - TV Shows
As long as you don't group Pinky and the Brain into the "half-crap" camp. While the show was mostly funny, I agree there were some skits that were mediocre at best. Minerva Mink was boring, and Slappy Squirrel (while sometimes funny) has nothing on Diana Trent from Waiting For God. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 21, 2010, 10:17 am

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
Why there isn't a Never Boned reason: before you joined BTF, there was vote stacking. At least one user was spamming "Never Boned" votes for liberal topics and "Day One" votes for conservative ones. All. Day. Long. The reasons topped 1,000 votes in many cases. Thus the reasons with suspected and confirmed stacked votes were deleted. Surprisingly, a few conservative topics are missing their "Never Boned" reasons. If some topics which have liberal/conservative undertones are missing their "Never Boned" or "Day One" reasons, it's because they fell victim to vote stacking. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 21, 2010, 10:10 am

Action Jackson (Toy) - Random Topics
...and now- the rest of the story. My brother discovered that Action Jackson made a great chew toy for our German Shepherd. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 21, 2010, 9:57 am

Beauty and the Beast (TV series) - TV Shows
i was only 10 when this show was on and knew it was cruddy then. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:28 am

Barnaby Jones - TV Shows
i submitted another blank comment? my bad. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:27 am

Cyberchase - TV Shows
its a show about MATH and its from PBS. that should be more than enough to know its gonna be bad. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:21 am

Curious George - TV Shows
curious george was always good times. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:20 am

Curb Your Enthusiasm - TV Shows
i loved seinfeld and this show is exactly that show, and thats fine with me. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:20 am

CSI NY - TV Shows
i just remember one episode in the first season where they look for some rat and they had to use some "scanner" to look at some A/C duct, and when you look at it, it was an Ipaq from compaq, running solitare. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:19 am

CSI Miami - TV Shows
david caruso is just over hamming it up and just not a good actor. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:17 am

CSI - TV Shows
i like this CSI best out of all of them. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:16 am

Crossing Jordan - TV Shows
any show thats about ghosts or spirits--why bother? -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:16 am

Crossfire - TV Shows
better than Hannity and Colmes. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:15 am

Crocodile Hunter, The - TV Shows
i wasnt ever into this show, but him dying killed me desire to get into it at all. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:14 am

Critic, The - TV Shows
i stuck with this show on both networks. it was just that good. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:13 am

Crank Yankers - TV Shows
its adam corrola. and hes great. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:10 am

Cow and Chicken - TV Shows
butts butts butts. female bikers eating carpets. SO many double entendres. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:09 am

Courage the Cowardly Dog - TV Shows
i honestly didnt like this show. it was going for creepy and i wanted funny. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:06 am

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
also, i like how theres been 66 votes (about) and there isnt even a choice for it hasnt boned. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:05 am

Countdown with Keith Olbermann - TV Shows
Olbermann was FAIR on ESPN. what did he do that made people think he deserve a politically based show? -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:04 am

Count Duckula - TV Shows
we got a trial of cable in 1991 and one of the first shows i EVER watched on Nick was Count Duckula. and i loved it. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:02 am

Cougar Town - TV Shows
courtney cox was only fair in friends. lets give her another show. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 1:00 am

Couch Potatoes - TV Shows
Marc Summers, of double dare? WIN -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:59 am

Cosmos: A Personal Voyage - TV Shows
billions and billions of stars... -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:58 am

Cosby - TV Shows
so the cosby show ran out of gas. lets make another cosby show. CREDITS. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:57 am

Coronet Blue - TV Shows
it took TWO YEARS between seasons? YIKES -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:56 am

Corner Gas - TV Shows
on another note, i feel bad that the guys name is Brent Butt. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:55 am

Cop Rock - TV Shows
and years later, "Viva Laughlin" was on TV. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:54 am

Conviction Kitchen - TV Shows
oh man, why isnt this show on american television? -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:53 am

Concentration (game show) - TV Shows
fun game show. it was fun to watch and fun to play along with at home. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:52 am

Community - TV Shows
Joel McHale is one the funniest men around. this show is so great. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:51 am

Commish, The - TV Shows
Michael Chiklis may have gone on to work on the Fantastic 4 movies. but hes a great actor. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:50 am

Commander in Chief - TV Shows
wow, a woman president. what a great idea. wait, no it isnt. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:49 am

Combat! - TV Shows
a great nick at night staple. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:49 am

Columbo - TV Shows
excuse me ma'am, if i could. it was a great show. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:46 am

Colony, The - TV Shows
the commercials try to make this show seem real, but we all know it isnt so why bother? -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:46 am

Cold Pizza - TV Shows
what a boor-fest. we need this show? around the horn isnt enough of a show with sports writers yelling a bunch? -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:44 am

Cold Case Files - TV Shows
its ok, but forensic files is just way better. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:43 am

Cold Case - TV Shows
i actually like this show, as its fast paced with good actors. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:42 am

Colbert Report, The - TV Shows
stephen colbert is one of the funniest men around. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:41 am

Coach - TV Shows
it was cool when the show was about a coach trying to turn around a losing program. but no real coach would get that much time. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:40 am

CMT - TV Shows
why did it bone? because its COUNTRY MUSIC. nuff said. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:39 am

Clueless - TV Shows
lets make a show based on a movie and not get the main star. BRILLIANT -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:38 am

Closer, The - TV Shows
i watched on episode and was out. i couldnt stand the characters, actors, any of it. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:36 am

Clone High - TV Shows
the animation style just doesnt do it for me. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:35 am

Clifford's Puppy Days - TV Shows
eh, it was ok. overall, just kinda meh -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:33 am

Clifford the Big Red Dog - TV Shows
great books that made a great show. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:32 am

Cleveland Show, The - TV Shows
horrible show. this show is just so unbearably bad. it shouldnt be on TV. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:31 am

Clerks: The Animated Series - TV Shows
im ok with Kevin smith, hes done a lot. but this show wasnt good. its just as well it only lasted as short as it did. he probably just started smoking a ton of weed and forgot about it. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:30 am

Classic Concentration - TV Shows
this is one of the shows that i really loved watching. it was so funny to see someone mess up a EASY match. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:29 am

City Guys - TV Shows
once i see a show in an "urban" setting, i know its going to suck out loud. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:28 am

Cisco Kid, The - TV Shows
from what i know from the song, the cisco kid was a friend of mine. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:27 am

Circus of the Stars - TV Shows
this is such a wacky idea that would never fly in todays television. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:27 am

Circuit, The - TV Shows
i have never seen this show. i just voted it boned since its not american. lol -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:26 am

Chuck - TV Shows
i cant get into this show. its supposed to be geek-chic. and i just cant get behind it. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:25 am

Christy - TV Shows
"starred" Kellie Martin is being generous. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:23 am

Chris Matthews - TV Shows
its like the HLN network. people just talk, talk, talk, no news actually given though -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:23 am

CHiPs - TV Shows
eric estrada. that is all. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:22 am

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers - TV Shows
one of the best shows in the afternoon disney block, and it also had a great NES game attached to it. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:22 am

China Beach - TV Shows
i remember that my parents enjoyed this show. i dont think they missed an episode. but they were huge MASH fans, so that might be a MASH-hangover. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:20 am

Chicken Soup - TV Shows
unless its "The Soup" on E!, i dont care. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:19 am

Chicago Hope - TV Shows
it came out when ER did and ER was just BETTER -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:18 am

Chevy Chase Show, The - TV Shows
chevy chase is a great movie comedian but as a talk show host, not so much. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:18 am

Chelsea Lately - TV Shows
she isnt funny. it would take a literal act of God to make her funny. she got her job from sleeping with an E! exec. I can think of so many women in real life who would be better. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:17 am

Cheers - TV Shows
i watched it as a kid and didnt get a lot of jokes at the time, but watching older episodes i realize it was way better than i remember. -- Submitted By: (VeritechRyan) on October 21, 2010, 12:15 am

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